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  • brizzad
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    • Jul 2003
    • 11769

    #1

    im trying to gain weight...

    im thinking about switching to a diet of 2 packs of bacon per day

    sound good?
  • Nanda
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    • Jul 2003
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    #2
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    • candyflip
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      • Jul 2002
      • 43069

      #3
      Originally posted by brizzad
      im thinking about switching to a diet of 2 packs of bacon per day

      sound good?
      That actually does sound really good.

      I would like to pack on some pounds too.

      I've been drinking a protein/meal replacement shake with each meal...but even that doesn't seem to be working.

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      • RRRED
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6754

        #4
        I shit you not, I have gained 40 lbs since around june... The secret is espresso mochas with extra chocolate, sausage mcmuffins every morning, and lots of pasta, fries with gravy, and anything involving squirt cheese...

        Good luck!!

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        • BitterPen
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          • Sep 2004
          • 1926

          #5
          Originally posted by Nanda
          Watch Super size me!

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          • reynold
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            • Oct 2002
            • 51271

            #6
            if you do that you're gonna gain a lot of weight in no time.

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            • NichePay_Manny
              Registered User
              • Jul 2004
              • 1833

              #7
              Try protein shake in the morning with 3 eggs in it.

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              • brizzad
                holla
                • Jul 2003
                • 11769

                #8
                Originally posted by candyflip
                That actually does sound really good.

                I would like to pack on some pounds too.

                I've been drinking a protein/meal replacement shake with each meal...but even that doesn't seem to be working.

                i've tried all kinds of weight gain suppliments, nothing works

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                • brizzad
                  holla
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 11769

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RRRED
                  I shit you not, I have gained 40 lbs since around june... The secret is espresso mochas with extra chocolate, sausage mcmuffins every morning, and lots of pasta, fries with gravy, and anything involving squirt cheese...

                  Good luck!!
                  i dont drink anything with caffeine, ever

                  and idk what the hell a sausage mcmuffin is, but ill start hitting up mcdonalds for some sausage biscuits every morning

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                  • freeadultcontent
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 9976

                    #10
                    Originally posted by brizzad
                    i've tried all kinds of weight gain suppliments, nothing works
                    Same boat here.

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                    • hyper
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 5294

                      #11
                      i gained 30lbs eating 2 packs of hot dogs a week

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                      • brizzad
                        holla
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 11769

                        #12
                        Originally posted by hyper
                        i gained 30lbs eating 2 packs of hot dogs a week
                        awesome

                        i think i'll cut slits in the hot dogs and stuff them with bacon, and add some chili

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                        • Gynecologist
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                          • Sep 2004
                          • 2184

                          #13
                          Originally posted by brizzad
                          im thinking about switching to a diet of 2 packs of bacon per day

                          sound good?
                          Eat a box of Peanut Butter Captain Crunch every day and you will get fat fast.

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                          • brizzad
                            holla
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 11769

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Gynecologist
                            Eat a box of Peanut Butter Captain Crunch every day and you will get fat fast.
                            dude i forgot about that stuff

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                            • OWNED
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 852

                              #15
                              Dont listen to the idiots.
                              Eat only healthy food. And workout regulary.

                              Protein shakes are bullshit.
                              Everything you gain on them will be lost very fast.

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                              • brizzad
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                                • Jul 2003
                                • 11769

                                #16
                                Originally posted by OWNED
                                Dont listen to the idiots.
                                Eat only healthy food. And workout regulary.
                                I tried that, and after a month lost 3 pounds

                                so im thinking if i gain a lot of fat, i can turn it into muscle.. rather than just starting from scratch

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                                • Pipecrew
                                  Master of Gfy.com
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 14888

                                  #17
                                  If you do all the shit people are posting, you are going to gain weight in all the wrong spots.. Start going to the gym and drinking protein shakes.

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                                  • OWNED
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                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 852

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brizzad
                                    I tried that, and after a month lost 3 pounds

                                    so im thinking if i gain a lot of fat, i can turn it into muscle.. rather than just starting from scratch
                                    Fat doesn't turn into muscle.
                                    And it looks ugly.
                                    You still gonna be skinny with ugly fat layers on your body.

                                    You need to grow meat.

                                    Eat a lot. (but only healthy food. grease/sweets will fuck you up)

                                    Pasta/Bread/Grains with eggs, red meat, or fish.

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                                    • OWNED
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                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 852

                                      #19
                                      Eat atleast 4 times a day.
                                      It helps to wake up early so you can squeze another meal in.

                                      But dont stay up late - it wears you out (go to bed around 11 PM)

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                                      • AdultNex
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                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 8985

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by NichePay_Manny
                                        Try protein shake in the morning with 3 eggs in it.
                                        What're the hazards to eating raw eggs? Is there still a risk?

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                                        • Bigwilly
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 1101

                                          #21
                                          brizzard start lifting weights and increase the ammount of food that you do eat (healthy if you want to gain muscle mass, crap if you want to gain fat) Eat meals 6 times a day. I need more info on your goals, stats, ect to tailor what exactly you should eat. Make eating your life.

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                                          • OWNED
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                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 852

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by AdultNex
                                            What're the hazards to eating raw eggs?
                                            Getting tapeworms. Or salmonella.

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                                            • Bigwilly
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                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 1101

                                              #23
                                              its all based on your calorie intake and how much your body burns. apparently you have a very fast metabolism.

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                                              check out the forum section

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                                              • galleryseek
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 8234

                                                #24
                                                train hard in the gym (resistance training with free weights) and eat a lot of healthy food.

                                                easy as that.

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                                                • brizzad
                                                  holla
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 11769

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Bigwilly
                                                  brizzard start lifting weights and increase the ammount of food that you do eat (healthy if you want to gain muscle mass, crap if you want to gain fat) Eat meals 6 times a day. I need more info on your goals, stats, ect to tailor what exactly you should eat. Make eating your life.
                                                  i do an hour of weight lifting 5 days a week, and i eat about 5-7 meals a day

                                                  im gonna follow OWNED's diet, i dont eat enough pasta/bread/fish

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                                                  • brizzad
                                                    holla
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 11769

                                                    #26
                                                    this thread started out as a joke

                                                    but im actually getting some good info, thanks guys

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                                                    • sweetME
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                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 3162

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Bigwilly
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 1101

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by OWNED
                                                        Getting tapeworms. Or salmonella.
                                                        owned can you please tell me where you get your info from, tapeworms from raw eggs? i have to give you a little credit you were half right about the salmonella part.


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                                                        • cspdinc
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                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 724

                                                          #29
                                                          i have 20 extra pounds you can have.

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                                                          • Bigwilly
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                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 1101

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by brizzad
                                                            i do an hour of weight lifting 5 days a week, and i eat about 5-7 meals a day

                                                            im gonna follow OWNED's diet, i dont eat enough pasta/bread/fish
                                                            do not listen to anythin owned says, some of it is correct but when it boils down to it he dont know what hes talking about (tape worms in eggs) dont lift 5 times a week you will overtrain, limit it to 3 days a week 45 min per session, heavy weights 3 sets of 8 reps

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                                                            • OWNED
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 852

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by brizzad
                                                              i do an hour of weight lifting 5 days a week, and i eat about 5-7 meals a day

                                                              im gonna follow OWNED's diet, i dont eat enough pasta/bread/fish
                                                              5 times a week is overkill.

                                                              Do quality workouts 3 times a week for separate body parts (upper body / lower body)

                                                              Red meat is good (beef, lamb)
                                                              Also chicken breasts, tuna fish.
                                                              Its better to boild egs.

                                                              And yes, eat a lot of carbs: pasta, potatos, rice etc.
                                                              Last edited by OWNED; 11-09-2004, 03:09 PM.

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                                                              • Bigwilly
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                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 1101

                                                                #32
                                                                owned tell me wheres this info on tape worms in eggs?

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                                                                • Fred Quimby
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 5430

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I butter my bacon

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                                                                  • OWNED
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                                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                                    • 852

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Bigwilly
                                                                    owned tell me wheres this info on tape worms in eggs?
                                                                    I made the tapeworms up. Cause i'm fucking scared of them. (you can get them from raw meat though)

                                                                    But salmonellas are real.

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                                                                    • Bigwilly
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                      • 1101

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by OWNED
                                                                      I made the tapeworms up. Cause i'm fucking scared of them. (you can get them from raw meat though)

                                                                      But salmonellas are real.
                                                                      yea i knew you made it up or you seriously didnt know what you were talking about, was tryin to figure out which

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                                                                      • OWNED
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                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 852

                                                                        #36
                                                                        check this shit out, it's disgusting:



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                                                                        • V_RocKs
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                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                          • 32449

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Here, take my weight!

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                                                                          • zentz
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                                                                            • Nov 2003
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • brizzad
                                                                              holla
                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 11769

                                                                              #39
                                                                              thanks for the info guys, however i already bought the bacon for tonight.. so after tonight's meal of one pack of bacon, i'll follow the suggestions in here

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                                                                              • uno
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                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                • 18450

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                That actually does sound really good.

                                                                                I would like to pack on some pounds too.

                                                                                I've been drinking a protein/meal replacement shake with each meal...but even that doesn't seem to be working.
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