Anyone hiring repetitive tasks monkey?

**Juicy D. Links** · 11-09-2004, 09:20 AM

how is he with cleaning and vaccuming?

**JSA Matt** · 11-09-2004, 09:20 AM

good luck

**Bigwilly** · 11-09-2004, 09:20 AM

ill pay him to promote my site and give him a comission of what he makes

**Magg** · 11-09-2004, 09:21 AM

hit him up, i dont want to be the relay bitch

**Juicy D. Links** · 11-09-2004, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by Magg
hit him up, i dont want to be the relay bitch

he said he doesnt vacuum

**Magg** · 11-09-2004, 09:25 AM

he sucks a mean cock

**Magg** · 11-09-2004, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Bigwilly
ill pay him to promote my site and give him a comission of what he makes

you dont list any contact info and he says you havent hit him up, so yeah.......

**jacked** · 11-09-2004, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by Magg
he sucks a mean cock

i'll give him threee fiddy and hour to suck me off

**Juicy D. Links** · 11-09-2004, 09:41 AM

I am playing with him

BARTENDR69: Hello friend you look for job i see?
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: you have any skills that be special?
ToddlerJesus: what kind of position do you have open?
ToddlerJesus: i am able to do many things
ToddlerJesus: i dont code, design or web tho
BARTENDR69: u located in USA?
ToddlerJesus: more along the lines of customer related things
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: oh ok you do any stunt cock work maybe?
BARTENDR69: we have studio in NY
ToddlerJesus: hm
ToddlerJesus: details
BARTENDR69: you live by NY?
ToddlerJesus: im in california
BARTENDR69: ahh we do some shoots there also by los angeles area
BARTENDR69: you just need a dna test that say you have no aids
BARTENDR69: you close to la?
ToddlerJesus: yeah
ToddlerJesus: 1 hour maybe with all the traffic
BARTENDR69: ok let me explain
BARTENDR69: when we do a shoot with women we need a male to have sex with them
BARTENDR69: it pays 300 dollars US for a scene
BARTENDR69: you over the age of 18?
ToddlerJesus: yes
ToddlerJesus: how many scenes per day/week
BARTENDR69: ok cool usuallt work 2 days or so per week about 2 scenes a day
BARTENDR69: may i ask you how big you penis is?
ToddlerJesus: 8"
ToddlerJesus: ill brb tho
ToddlerJesus: im on phone with adelphia cable
BARTENDR69: ok friend
ToddlerJesus: brb

**ace0r** · 11-09-2004, 09:41 AM

what's his email addy

**Bigwilly** · 11-09-2004, 09:46 AM

i have a pair of sites allready designed hosted ect minimal traffic to them around 1k tell him ill split the profits with him if he knows how to submit promote them

**Bigwilly** · 11-09-2004, 09:48 AM

or if he cant do that tell ill pay him to let me throw peanuts at him while he dances in circles

**Magg** · 11-09-2004, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by juicylinks

I am playing with him

BARTENDR69: Hello friend you look for job i see?
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: you have any skills that be special?
ToddlerJesus: what kind of position do you have open?
ToddlerJesus: i am able to do many things
ToddlerJesus: i dont code, design or web tho
BARTENDR69: u located in USA?
ToddlerJesus: more along the lines of customer related things
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: oh ok you do any stunt cock work maybe?
BARTENDR69: we have studio in NY
ToddlerJesus: hm
ToddlerJesus: details
BARTENDR69: you live by NY?
ToddlerJesus: im in california
BARTENDR69: ahh we do some shoots there also by los angeles area
BARTENDR69: you just need a dna test that say you have no aids
BARTENDR69: you close to la?
ToddlerJesus: yeah
ToddlerJesus: 1 hour maybe with all the traffic
BARTENDR69: ok let me explain
BARTENDR69: when we do a shoot with women we need a male to have sex with them
BARTENDR69: it pays 300 dollars US for a scene
BARTENDR69: you over the age of 18?
ToddlerJesus: yes
ToddlerJesus: how many scenes per day/week
BARTENDR69: ok cool usuallt work 2 days or so per week about 2 scenes a day
BARTENDR69: may i ask you how big you penis is?
ToddlerJesus: 8"
ToddlerJesus: ill brb tho
ToddlerJesus: im on phone with adelphia cable
BARTENDR69: ok friend
ToddlerJesus: brb

ROFL!!

**Magg** · 11-09-2004, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by ace0r
what's his email addy

you can get him at:

[email protected]

**tranza** · 11-09-2004, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by juicylinks

I am playing with him

BARTENDR69: Hello friend you look for job i see?
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: you have any skills that be special?
ToddlerJesus: what kind of position do you have open?
ToddlerJesus: i am able to do many things
ToddlerJesus: i dont code, design or web tho
BARTENDR69: u located in USA?
ToddlerJesus: more along the lines of customer related things
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: oh ok you do any stunt cock work maybe?
BARTENDR69: we have studio in NY
ToddlerJesus: hm
ToddlerJesus: details
BARTENDR69: you live by NY?
ToddlerJesus: im in california
BARTENDR69: ahh we do some shoots there also by los angeles area
BARTENDR69: you just need a dna test that say you have no aids
BARTENDR69: you close to la?
ToddlerJesus: yeah
ToddlerJesus: 1 hour maybe with all the traffic
BARTENDR69: ok let me explain
BARTENDR69: when we do a shoot with women we need a male to have sex with them
BARTENDR69: it pays 300 dollars US for a scene
BARTENDR69: you over the age of 18?
ToddlerJesus: yes
ToddlerJesus: how many scenes per day/week
BARTENDR69: ok cool usuallt work 2 days or so per week about 2 scenes a day
BARTENDR69: may i ask you how big you penis is?
ToddlerJesus: 8"
ToddlerJesus: ill brb tho
ToddlerJesus: im on phone with adelphia cable
BARTENDR69: ok friend
ToddlerJesus: brb

**Bigwilly** · 11-09-2004, 10:04 AM

i got buddies who would have sex on camera for free why pay him $300

**beemk** · 11-09-2004, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by Magg

available 7 days a week, 24/7

damn, 168 hours a week for $300? where do i book him?

**Magg** · 11-09-2004, 11:38 AM

bump

Anyone hiring repetitive tasks monkey?

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