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kristin · 11-08-2004, 10:49 PM

This thing better suck your dick too....

Let's say you'd just paid $20,000 for a wheeled suitcase with a telescoping handle--arguably the finest in the world. What would you expect?

"I'd expect $19,000 change," quipped one cynic as the revolutionary (and immensely costly) Henk suitcase was unveiled.

The time was mid-September. The place, a sunny terrace overlooking the yacht harbor of Monte Carlo. In the 60 days since then, not one person has bought a Henk (Henk.com). Nor has a single word about the suitcase appeared in the world's press, outside of Monaco. Why? The reason may be that like any other epic innovation--fire, democracy, double-entry

http://www.forbes.com/collecting/200... oo&referrer=

Rochard · 11-08-2004, 10:51 PM

For $20k I'll suck your husband's dick!

SykkBoy · 11-08-2004, 10:51 PM

damn, for $20K that fucker'd better do windows, watch the kids and screen all my calls from my mother-in-law.....in addition to sucking my dick

kristin · 11-08-2004, 10:51 PM

Okay, I'll pass that info along ...

pornguy · 11-08-2004, 10:52 PM

Nice looking box of cardboard. But not worth 20k

Steen2 · 11-08-2004, 10:52 PM

Not a single sold?

Poor company.

Rochard · 11-08-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
Okay, I'll pass that info along ...

$25k if you want to watch and $30k if you want to video tape the act.

kristin · 11-08-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
$25k if you want to watch and $30k if you want to video tape the act.

You sure are cheap, I don't think Chris would go for such little cash.

Easton · 11-08-2004, 11:34 PM

ROTF

they haven't sold one yet?

ytcracker · 11-08-2004, 11:36 PM

that is fuckign retarded

ProjectNaked · 11-08-2004, 11:47 PM

That will go nice with my $12,000 cell phone and $35,000 watch. Which reminds me, My Escort needs new tires>

TheDoc · 11-08-2004, 11:49 PM

$20k is a lot in tips to pay someone to carry your shit for ya.

kristin · 11-08-2004, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectNaked
That will go nice with my $12,000 cell phone and $35,000 watch. Which reminds me, My Escort needs new tires>

I had a 'Scort in college, 130k miles on the bitch, boy did she look like it too! : )

Doctor Dre · 11-08-2004, 11:53 PM

If it gets hip in the lawyer and wall street world, evereybody will have one

Napolean · 11-08-2004, 11:55 PM

guarantee if i ever happened to buy that i would end up breaking it in a day

reynold · 11-09-2004, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristin
This thing better suck your dick too....

Let's say you'd just paid $20,000 for a wheeled suitcase with a telescoping handle--arguably the finest in the world. What would you expect?

"I'd expect $19,000 change," quipped one cynic as the revolutionary (and immensely costly) Henk suitcase was unveiled.

The time was mid-September. The place, a sunny terrace overlooking the yacht harbor of Monte Carlo. In the 60 days since then, not one person has bought a Henk (Henk.com). Nor has a single word about the suitcase appeared in the world's press, outside of Monaco. Why? The reason may be that like any other epic innovation--fire, democracy, double-entry

http://www.forbes.com/collecting/200... oo&referrer=

It kinda look like a toaster to me.

tranza · 11-09-2004, 10:47 AM

That's a waste of $20k if you ask me....

ironlung · 11-09-2004, 10:50 AM

a big waste indeed

1_rocco_s · 11-09-2004, 10:53 AM

wow, cool stuff :D

Pipecrew · 11-09-2004, 11:11 AM

We have a guy in our office that has a 5000 dollar LV briefcase.

11-08-2004, 10:49 PM	#1
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	$20,000 Briefcase (pic) This thing better suck your dick too.... Let's say you'd just paid $20,000 for a wheeled suitcase with a telescoping handle--arguably the finest in the world. What would you expect? "I'd expect $19,000 change," quipped one cynic as the revolutionary (and immensely costly) Henk suitcase was unveiled. The time was mid-September. The place, a sunny terrace overlooking the yacht harbor of Monte Carlo. In the 60 days since then, not one person has bought a Henk (Henk.com). Nor has a single word about the suitcase appeared in the world's press, outside of Monaco. Why? The reason may be that like any other epic innovation--fire, democracy, double-entry http://www.forbes.com/collecting/200... oo&referrer= __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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11-09-2004, 10:50 AM	#18
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11-09-2004, 11:11 AM	#20
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