2004 Hummer Contest Sponsored By NaughtyBank - GoFuckYourself.com

Jake · 11-08-2004, 05:02 PM

Allie and I wanted to let everyone know about the contest we're having next week.

THE PRIZE: Ok so it's not an actual HUMMER however it is a Limited Edition 2004 HUMMER Mountain Bike. Estimated retail value = ??? The standard HUMMER Mountain Bike retails for $795.00 but you cannot purchase the Limited Edition bike at any price! With the exception of this contest, the only way to get one is to buy a 2004 Limited Edition H2 for over $60,000.00!

THE RULES: The rules are simple, the NaughtyBank affiliate generating the most new sales between Saturday 11/13/04 (Midnight EST) and Saturday 11/20/04 (Midnight EST) will win the HUMMER mountain bike pictured here courtesy of NaughtyBank!

If you have any questions about the contest or anything else feel free to drop me a line anytime - jake at naughtybank dot com or ICQ: 159-623-433

BradM · 11-08-2004, 05:03 PM

OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!

Rob · 11-08-2004, 05:04 PM

Great contest, Jake!

Too bad you're not giving away an H2 (I could use another one

)

NaughtyAllie · 11-08-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!

You too huh?

Ross · 11-08-2004, 05:06 PM

Nice contest! That bike looks PIMP.

Jake · 11-08-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Great contest, Jake!

Too bad you're not giving away an H2 (I could use another one )

lol, yeah maybe next year!

KRosh · 11-08-2004, 05:16 PM

Good Promotion... good work..

But I can buy one here too :-)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...15132 82&rd=1

Good luck though ... I am just busting balls

11-08-2004, 05:19 PM

being an enthusiastic mountain biker and owner of many, many bikes, I need to drop in here and release some ranting.

that bike sucks a big wang. the components suck, a different brand mtb of same class would go for about $300.

Jake · 11-08-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
Good Promotion... good work..

But I can buy one here too :-)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...15132 82&rd=1

Good luck though ... I am just busting balls

Ummm, yeah that would be one of the standard bikes, not the Limited Edition models but thanks for the ball busting!

Sosa · 11-08-2004, 05:21 PM

nice

11-08-2004, 05:22 PM

Ferrari sells MTBs made by Colnago, too. You should have given one of those away, drool. I would have even sent you traffic then.

http://www.kerjean.com/BICYCLE/Colna...-Ferrari-B.jpg

Pete · 11-08-2004, 05:27 PM

Still a good deal.

SL|M! · 11-08-2004, 05:29 PM

Looks good boss!

emthree · 11-08-2004, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRosh
Good Promotion... good work..

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...15132 82&rd=1

I can see why you're giving it away

Shoehorn! · 11-08-2004, 05:35 PM

Nice contest.

Jake · 11-08-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by SL|M!
Looks good boss!

Thanks bro!

Bigwilly · 11-08-2004, 05:39 PM

hummers are crap, they have the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep except they cost 3 times as much. Nice promotion though the bike is pretty cool, i like the folding up idea.

emmanuelle · 11-08-2004, 05:51 PM

cool deal!

Buzz_Aziani · 11-08-2004, 05:51 PM

Cool deal. I dig that bike

Did Allie ride it yet??? That would make it very valuable.

Bruce_Miller · 11-08-2004, 05:54 PM

Hey Jake,

Great promotion! We will do our best to win that... But the colors won't match my H2, it's yellow...lol

Jake · 11-08-2004, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
hummers are crap, they have the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep except they cost 3 times as much. Nice promotion though the bike is pretty cool, i like the folding up idea.

Ummm, considering the fact that I own both an H2 and a Jeep Wrangler I can tell you first hand that a stock Jeep can't come close to the offroad capabilites of a stock H2. The only advantage of a stock Jeep over a stock H2 is the shorter turning radius and it's ability to get through narrow trails. Overall, the offroad capabilities of the H2 are far superior to the Jeep.

Anyway, we're talking about a bike here, not the vehicles.

NaughtyAllie · 11-08-2004, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buzz_Aziani
Cool deal. I dig that bike

Did Allie ride it yet??? That would make it very valuable.

Buzz, just for you, if you win the bike I'll ride it naked and take a picture. I'll send it along with the bike.

Jake · 11-08-2004, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce_Miller
Hey Jake,

Great promotion! We will do our best to win that... But the colors won't match my H2, it's yellow...lol

I'll hook you up with a couple of cans of canary yellow spray paint and you'll be all set. So are we gonna do some serious off roading when you come out next month?

Bruce_Miller · 11-08-2004, 06:06 PM

Damn right, let's take them racing up some paths, it should only cost us a few hundred dollars in gas... LOL

Bigwilly · 11-08-2004, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Ummm, considering the fact that I own both an H2 and a Jeep Wrangler I can tell you first hand that a stock Jeep can't come close to the offroad capabilites of a stock H2. The only advantage of a stock Jeep over a stock H2 is the shorter turning radius and it's ability to get through narrow trails. Overall, the offroad capabilities of the H2 are far superior to the Jeep.

Anyway, we're talking about a bike here, not the vehicles.

ive read articles in offroading magazines who rated the H2 as havein the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep in field tests. Your basically buying a name. Ive never offroaded in a h2 but im sure anyone whos gonna lay down 40-60k for a h2 isent gonna be offroading it anyhow.

Digipimp · 11-08-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
ive read articles in offroading magazines who rated the H2 as havein the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep in field tests. Your basically buying a name. Ive never offroaded in a h2 but im sure anyone whos gonna lay down 40-60k for a h2 isent gonna be offroading it anyhow.

if you want to talk about hummers then make a thread. we all know the original hummer was the real machine the H2 is for yuppies.

PrivateIvy · 11-08-2004, 06:33 PM

Very nice

Ivy

Bigwilly · 11-08-2004, 06:40 PM

why make a thread when i can just post it here

http://4wheeloffroad.com/roadtests/1...r/index13.html

"It's no surprise that when it came to crawling around off-road no other 4x4 came close to the Jeep."

nmcog · 11-08-2004, 06:40 PM

Allie is great. Imagine waking up to this:

Braincash Fred · 11-08-2004, 06:41 PM

Nice contest my friend

Stewie · 11-08-2004, 06:49 PM

Nice promo guys! I think this thread needs some pics of Allie, just to see, um, what they are promoting to win (yeah, that sounds good)!

Jake · 11-08-2004, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Braincash Fred
Nice contest my friend

Thanks Fred!

Jake · 11-08-2004, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stewie
Nice promo guys! I think this thread needs some pics of Allie, just to see, um, what they are promoting to win (yeah, that sounds good)!

Haven't you seen enough of my wife naked in person?

Lensman · 11-08-2004, 07:02 PM

Sweet bike and promo!

Lensman · 11-08-2004, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Haven't you seen enough of my wife naked in person?

Not in person, dammit.

aimeesweet · 11-08-2004, 07:04 PM

Sounds really cool...

xoxo

Stewie · 11-08-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Haven't you seen enough of my wife naked in person?

Never enough.

Jake · 11-08-2004, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Sweet bike and promo!

Thanks Lens!

Vanilla DeVille · 11-08-2004, 07:07 PM

Great stuff, Guys!!!!

Jake · 11-08-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
Not in person, dammit.

Yes in person, Stewie's seen my wife naked in person. But to be fair I've seen his wife naked in person too!

In fact I took this pic of the two of them together, ahh the memories:

Stewie · 11-08-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jake
Yes in person, Stewie's seen my wife naked in person. But to be fair I've seen his wife naked in person too!

In fact I took this pic of the two of them together, ahh the memories:

Oh, the mammaries, um, I mean memories.

aimeesweet · 11-08-2004, 07:23 PM

Wow...you girls look so hot!!!

xoxo

Jake · 11-08-2004, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stewie
Oh, the mammaries, um, I mean memories.

Ummm, yeah mammaries, that's what I meant! Speaking of mammaries:

NaughtyAllie · 11-08-2004, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aimeesweet
Wow...you girls look so hot!!!

xoxo

Awwwww, thanks Aimee! Maybe you should join us next time? A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead! Now that would be one hell of a threesome!

Rankings · 11-08-2004, 07:31 PM

sweet bike

neverlearn · 11-08-2004, 07:31 PM

Holy fuck that bike is sweet

nmcog · 11-08-2004, 07:38 PM

screw the bike i want Allie for a night

NickB. · 11-08-2004, 08:23 PM

Nice contest Jake!!! and congrats with the 2 hotties.....

You and stewie must be the happiest guys alive

Jake · 11-08-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickbaauw
Nice contest Jake!!! and congrats with the 2 hotties.....

You and stewie must be the happiest guys alive

Thanks Nick! Definitely one happy mofo here! I think I'm gonna go watch the video from that day!!!!!! MMMMMMMM!

Digipimp · 11-08-2004, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
why make a thread when i can just post it here

http://4wheeloffroad.com/roadtests/1...r/index13.html

"It's no surprise that when it came to crawling around off-road no other 4x4 came close to the Jeep."

well in and ordinary thread maybe, but in here it would just be nice to be semi on subject since they bought a pinned thread, but this is gfy so i know no one really cares, hell jake and allie don't even like me so they probably cringe seeing my name in here posting

11-08-2004, 05:02 PM	#1
Jake Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CO, US Posts: 3,056	2004 Hummer Contest Sponsored By NaughtyBank Allie and I wanted to let everyone know about the contest we're having next week. THE PRIZE: Ok so it's not an actual HUMMER however it is a Limited Edition 2004 HUMMER Mountain Bike. Estimated retail value = ??? The standard HUMMER Mountain Bike retails for $795.00 but you cannot purchase the Limited Edition bike at any price! With the exception of this contest, the only way to get one is to buy a 2004 Limited Edition H2 for over $60,000.00! THE RULES: The rules are simple, the NaughtyBank affiliate generating the most new sales between Saturday 11/13/04 (Midnight EST) and Saturday 11/20/04 (Midnight EST) will win the HUMMER mountain bike pictured here courtesy of NaughtyBank! If you have any questions about the contest or anything else feel free to drop me a line anytime - jake at naughtybank dot com or ICQ: 159-623-433 __________________

11-08-2004, 05:04 PM	#3
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Great contest, Jake! Too bad you're not giving away an H2 (I could use another one ) __________________

11-08-2004, 05:27 PM	#12
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	Still a good deal. __________________ Evoke Electronics

11-08-2004, 05:35 PM	#15
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11-08-2004, 05:39 PM	#17
Bigwilly Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: University of Florida Posts: 1,101	hummers are crap, they have the same offroad capabilitys as a jeep except they cost 3 times as much. Nice promotion though the bike is pretty cool, i like the folding up idea. __________________ Adult Friend Finder, Best Conversions ive found, try them out

11-08-2004, 05:03 PM	#2
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING!

11-08-2004, 05:06 PM	#5
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Nice contest! That bike looks PIMP.

11-08-2004, 05:16 PM	#7
KRosh So Fucking Outlawed Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,114	Good Promotion... good work.. But I can buy one here too :-) http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...15132 82&rd=1 Good luck though ... I am just busting balls

11-08-2004, 05:19 PM	#8
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	being an enthusiastic mountain biker and owner of many, many bikes, I need to drop in here and release some ranting. that bike sucks a big wang. the components suck, a different brand mtb of same class would go for about $300.

11-08-2004, 05:21 PM	#10
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	nice

11-08-2004, 05:22 PM	#11
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Ferrari sells MTBs made by Colnago, too. You should have given one of those away, drool. I would have even sent you traffic then. http://www.kerjean.com/BICYCLE/Colna...-Ferrari-B.jpg

11-08-2004, 05:29 PM	#13
SL\|M! Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The BP4L Bunker Posts: 1,480	Looks good boss!

11-08-2004, 05:51 PM	#18
emmanuelle Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Oh Canada! Posts: 3,662	cool deal!

11-08-2004, 05:51 PM	#19
Buzz_Aziani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 567	Cool deal. I dig that bike Did Allie ride it yet??? That would make it very valuable. __________________ Aziani.com 2Poles1HOle.com

11-08-2004, 05:54 PM	#20
Bruce_Miller Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 4REALCASH.COM Posts: 783	Hey Jake, Great promotion! We will do our best to win that... But the colors won't match my H2, it's yellow...lol

11-08-2004, 06:06 PM	#24
Bruce_Miller Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 4REALCASH.COM Posts: 783	Damn right, let's take them racing up some paths, it should only cost us a few hundred dollars in gas... LOL

11-08-2004, 06:33 PM	#27
PrivateIvy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,257	Very nice Ivy

11-08-2004, 06:40 PM	#28
Bigwilly Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: University of Florida Posts: 1,101	why make a thread when i can just post it here http://4wheeloffroad.com/roadtests/1...r/index13.html "It's no surprise that when it came to crawling around off-road no other 4x4 came close to the Jeep." __________________ Adult Friend Finder, Best Conversions ive found, try them out

11-08-2004, 06:40 PM	#29
nmcog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 825	Allie is great. Imagine waking up to this:

11-08-2004, 06:41 PM	#30
Braincash Fred Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,589	Nice contest my friend

11-08-2004, 06:49 PM	#31
Stewie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In bed with Vanilla Posts: 3,670	Nice promo guys! I think this thread needs some pics of Allie, just to see, um, what they are promoting to win (yeah, that sounds good)!

11-08-2004, 07:02 PM	#34
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Sweet bike and promo!

11-08-2004, 07:04 PM	#36
aimeesweet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,917	Sounds really cool... xoxo

11-08-2004, 07:07 PM	#39
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11-08-2004, 07:23 PM	#42
aimeesweet Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 2,917	Wow...you girls look so hot!!! xoxo

11-08-2004, 07:31 PM	#45
Rankings Adult SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A cat with three legs cannot bury shit in a frozen pond. In addition to that, can you cry underwater? Posts: 10,633	sweet bike __________________ Your leader for Adult SEO Services 19+ Years Serving the Adult/SEO Industry ICQ: 610-814 Skype: xratedseo

11-08-2004, 07:31 PM	#46
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11-08-2004, 07:38 PM	#47
nmcog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 825	screw the bike i want Allie for a night

11-08-2004, 08:23 PM	#48
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	Nice contest Jake!!! and congrats with the 2 hotties..... You and stewie must be the happiest guys alive