Unclear about marketing terminology

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  • etech
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 1148

    #1

    Unclear about marketing terminology

    1. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You walk right over to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's direct marketing.
    2. You're at a party with friends and see a beautiful girl. One friend goes over to her,
    points at you, and says, "He's fantastic in bed." --That's advertising.
    3. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You get her phone number.
    You call her later and say, "Hello. I'm fantastic in bed." --That's telemarketing.
    4. You see a beautiful girl at a party. She walks over to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." --That's brand recognition.

    5. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You talk her into going home--with your friend. --That's a sales rep.
    6. When your friend can't satisfy her, he calls you. --That's tech support.
    7. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there just might be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. You climb a telephone pole and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's spam.
    Last edited by etech; 11-07-2004, 05:22 PM.
  • detoxed
    vip member
    • Jan 2003
    • 17798

    #2
    gotta love the brand recognition

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    • chupachups
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 6576

      #3
      Hold så keft!!!!!

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      • aaron
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 4452

        #4
        lol. i like the post

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        • TheLegacy
          SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
          • Apr 2003
          • 18100

          #5
          be nice if you showed the author of that - "wink wink" - that was me in an article I wrote a while ago - could you kindly put the URL to which place it was submitted to give proper credit

          TheLegacy
          Last edited by TheLegacy; 11-07-2004, 05:45 PM.

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