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drumsicle · 09-11-2001, 02:02 AM

I just want to say that personally I think it is ridiculous the way some of the webmasters are kissing my ass like it is going out of style.

I started out just like everyone else did and am waiting for the traffic to start rolling in. A couple hundred bucks can also buy you a listing in some search engines. (anyone wanna lend me a couple hundred?)

The times I have even bothered to visit my site it's always the same shitty newbie galleries. Anyone can start a TGP and freeload traffic off of newbies. (which is exactly what I'm hoping to do.)

Personally I wouldn't want to submit anything to my site, because the amount of traffic is pathetic. It's just a bunch of links and banners and that ugly WHITE background. I could at least change the layout of my pages. Use tables or something. Maybe I am too busy being a lazy idiot to do something like actually make a website that looks good.

This is life. Morals don't belong in life.

11 or 12 pop-ups is okay, but 40 or 50 is a little overboard.

I just clicked on one of my banners I got 6 fucking pop-ups! Not, 2, or 1, but 6! Can you say "It sucks to be a porn surfer"? Am I going to stop using that sponsor? FUCK NO! I'm sure it beats flipping hamburgers.

Also, look at my web site. If I can get traffic and bookmarks, then anyone can.

Fuck, I'm so tired from surfing porn all night that I have forgotten what else I wanted to say.

Most important: Don't depend on guys like me to send you traffic in hopes of sales. You could be waiting a long time.

All you drumsicle lovers can kiss Booty_Luvah's ass in advance.

Exxxotica · 09-11-2001, 02:09 AM

VIP · 09-11-2001, 02:20 AM

Whoehaha!

AWC · 09-11-2001, 06:00 AM

Ummmm... those are dingleberries on yer jockstrap

09-11-2001, 02:02 AM	#1
drumsicle Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis Posts: 1,049	Why is everyone on my jockstrap I just want to say that personally I think it is ridiculous the way some of the webmasters are kissing my ass like it is going out of style. I started out just like everyone else did and am waiting for the traffic to start rolling in. A couple hundred bucks can also buy you a listing in some search engines. (anyone wanna lend me a couple hundred?) The times I have even bothered to visit my site it's always the same shitty newbie galleries. Anyone can start a TGP and freeload traffic off of newbies. (which is exactly what I'm hoping to do.) Personally I wouldn't want to submit anything to my site, because the amount of traffic is pathetic. It's just a bunch of links and banners and that ugly WHITE background. I could at least change the layout of my pages. Use tables or something. Maybe I am too busy being a lazy idiot to do something like actually make a website that looks good. This is life. Morals don't belong in life. 11 or 12 pop-ups is okay, but 40 or 50 is a little overboard. I just clicked on one of my banners I got 6 fucking pop-ups! Not, 2, or 1, but 6! Can you say "It sucks to be a porn surfer"? Am I going to stop using that sponsor? FUCK NO! I'm sure it beats flipping hamburgers. Also, look at my web site. If I can get traffic and bookmarks, then anyone can. Fuck, I'm so tired from surfing porn all night that I have forgotten what else I wanted to say. Most important: Don't depend on guys like me to send you traffic in hopes of sales. You could be waiting a long time. All you drumsicle lovers can kiss Booty_Luvah's ass in advance.

09-11-2001, 02:09 AM	#2
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	LOL

09-11-2001, 02:20 AM	#3
VIP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 360	Whoehaha!

09-11-2001, 06:00 AM	#4
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	Ummmm... those are dingleberries on yer jockstrap