Sex toy firm exhibits in Consumer convention
Surely you should be @ the Sands?
By Tony Dennis in Las Vegas: Sunday 09 January 2005, 20:47
THE TROUBLE WITH so many shows running simultaneously here in Las Vegas is that some companies can book into the wrong show. For example, what exactly does a vibrating ring for your penis have to do with consumer electronics?
The INQ thinks that Create Times Industrial & Trading should have been @ the adult exhibition held in the Sands exhibition centre. Not a booth in the Las Vegas Hilton here @ the CES Show. Perhaps they simply got the wrongng show?
The INQ initially assumed that the company?s products must have either Bluetooth or USB connectivity. But no, it?s just a vibrating ring that you put over your willy. The female sales assistant gamefully suggested we try one. We assume she meant on a finger.
In true British gutter press fashion, the INQ declined her offer, made its excuses and left.
Come to think of it, selling the vibe ring @ CES probably is a smart move. There?s not so much competition here as there would be in the Sands.
Surely you should be @ the Sands?
By Tony Dennis in Las Vegas: Sunday 09 January 2005, 20:47
THE TROUBLE WITH so many shows running simultaneously here in Las Vegas is that some companies can book into the wrong show. For example, what exactly does a vibrating ring for your penis have to do with consumer electronics?
The INQ thinks that Create Times Industrial & Trading should have been @ the adult exhibition held in the Sands exhibition centre. Not a booth in the Las Vegas Hilton here @ the CES Show. Perhaps they simply got the wrongng show?
The INQ initially assumed that the company?s products must have either Bluetooth or USB connectivity. But no, it?s just a vibrating ring that you put over your willy. The female sales assistant gamefully suggested we try one. We assume she meant on a finger.
In true British gutter press fashion, the INQ declined her offer, made its excuses and left.
Come to think of it, selling the vibe ring @ CES probably is a smart move. There?s not so much competition here as there would be in the Sands.
Quite humorous
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