I know a guy who shoplifted a canoe. A CANOE!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

OWNED · 11-06-2004, 01:26 PM

He and a mate walked into Canadian Tire, hoisted it off the rack like they owned the fucking place, and carried it out of the store. A store clerk held the door open for them

JSA Matt · 11-06-2004, 01:26 PM

You know you're an inbred redneck when...

Pete · 11-06-2004, 01:27 PM

Gotta have balls to do that

Dagwolf · 11-06-2004, 01:28 PM

Yeah, I heard a similar story about Wal-Mart...

Only the guy got caught when he went back and stole the paddles.

Fucksakes · 11-06-2004, 01:35 PM

my 15y.o cousin used to do shit like that all the time, grabs a cart puts in a bunch of big things and walks out, or grabs a winter coat, a backpack, and filled it up with school supplies and spent the money his mother gave him for school on dope. oh and he once tried to steal a patio set, cops caught him and he said he was found it and was bring it back to the store, and he got an award for it.

ItBurnsWhenIpee · 11-06-2004, 01:36 PM

How did they get the canoe home?

bluff · 11-06-2004, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
You know you're an inbred redneck when...

hahaha!

uvort · 11-06-2004, 01:47 PM

jacked · 11-06-2004, 01:49 PM

thats pretty fucking shot lol i wouldn't have the balls to do something like that...

Bigwilly · 11-06-2004, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
Gotta have balls to do that

or pretty damn stupid

Steen2 · 11-06-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by Fucksakes
my 15y.o cousin used to do shit like that all the time, grabs a cart puts in a bunch of big things and walks out, or grabs a winter coat, a backpack, and filled it up with school supplies and spent the money his mother gave him for school on dope. oh and he once tried to steal a patio set, cops caught him and he said he was found it and was bring it back to the store, and he got an award for it.

And you know you're cool when.

Manowar · 11-06-2004, 02:03 PM

that guy has mad skills, a guy walked into a toy shop, got the attendant to show him a real toy helicopter (the petrol powered ones that fly), told him to go look for another toy and just walked out with it in a town near here once, people only knew when he gave it back to the owner because he felt bad

xclusive · 11-06-2004, 02:05 PM

What the fuck happened to earning stuff?

Steen2 · 11-06-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
that guy has mad skills, a guy walked into a toy shop, got the attendant to show him a real toy helicopter (the petrol powered ones that fly), told him to go look for another toy and just walked out with it in a town near here once, people only knew when he gave it back to the owner because he felt bad

Lol, he fealt bad?

Good.

The Heron · 11-06-2004, 02:06 PM

I had a friend that took one of those computers in a box deals from walmart, he took a lot of shit when they were remodeling I guess. It's pretty gay when you think about it cause everyone else ends up paying for it.

Basic_man · 11-06-2004, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Dagwolf
Yeah, I heard a similar story about Wal-Mart...

Only the guy got caught when he went back and stole the paddles.

lol

fuzebox · 11-06-2004, 02:23 PM

That's all it takes though, acting like you own the place. If you look like you know what you're not slinking around being suspicious, you'd be surprised what you can get away with.

Rictor · 11-06-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by fuzebox
That's all it takes though, acting like you own the place. If you look like you know what you're not slinking around being suspicious, you'd be surprised what you can get away with.

I've never stolen anything but I always look suspicious. The greeters always ask to see my receipt when I leave the store with my cart full of groceries I just paid for.

Jakke PNG · 11-06-2004, 03:30 PM

My friend shoplifted 25 laptops afterhours.
He's now doing time.

reynold · 11-07-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by OWNED
He and a mate walked into Canadian Tire, hoisted it off the rack like they owned the fucking place, and carried it out of the store. A store clerk held the door open for them

A Canoe? the things people do..

Vitasoy · 11-07-2004, 11:08 AM

Either they were nuts or they has brass balls.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-07-2004, 11:15 AM

wow, being a theif rocks

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Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	my 15y.o cousin used to do shit like that all the time, grabs a cart puts in a bunch of big things and walks out, or grabs a winter coat, a backpack, and filled it up with school supplies and spent the money his mother gave him for school on dope. oh and he once tried to steal a patio set, cops caught him and he said he was found it and was bring it back to the store, and he got an award for it.

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	that guy has mad skills, a guy walked into a toy shop, got the attendant to show him a real toy helicopter (the petrol powered ones that fly), told him to go look for another toy and just walked out with it in a town near here once, people only knew when he gave it back to the owner because he felt bad

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