I know a guy who shoplifted a canoe. A CANOE!!!

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  • OWNED
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2004
    • 852

    #1

    I know a guy who shoplifted a canoe. A CANOE!!!

    He and a mate walked into Canadian Tire, hoisted it off the rack like they owned the fucking place, and carried it out of the store. A store clerk held the door open for them
  • JSA Matt
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 5464

    #2
    You know you're an inbred redneck when...

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    • Pete
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 6617

      #3
      Gotta have balls to do that
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      • Dagwolf
        President of Canada
        • Sep 2003
        • 23141

        #4
        Yeah, I heard a similar story about Wal-Mart...

        Only the guy got caught when he went back and stole the paddles.
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        • Fucksakes
          Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
          • Dec 2003
          • 7567

          #5
          my 15y.o cousin used to do shit like that all the time, grabs a cart puts in a bunch of big things and walks out, or grabs a winter coat, a backpack, and filled it up with school supplies and spent the money his mother gave him for school on dope. oh and he once tried to steal a patio set, cops caught him and he said he was found it and was bring it back to the store, and he got an award for it.

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          • ItBurnsWhenIpee
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 1288

            #6
            How did they get the canoe home?

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            • bluff
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2004
              • 6253

              #7
              Originally posted by JSA Matt
              You know you're an inbred redneck when...
              hahaha!

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              • uvort
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                • Mar 2003
                • 3580

                #8
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                • jacked
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                  • May 2004
                  • 11019

                  #9
                  thats pretty fucking shot lol i wouldn't have the balls to do something like that...


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                  • Bigwilly
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 1101

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pete
                    Gotta have balls to do that
                    or pretty damn stupid

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                    • Steen2
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 7662

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fucksakes
                      my 15y.o cousin used to do shit like that all the time, grabs a cart puts in a bunch of big things and walks out, or grabs a winter coat, a backpack, and filled it up with school supplies and spent the money his mother gave him for school on dope. oh and he once tried to steal a patio set, cops caught him and he said he was found it and was bring it back to the store, and he got an award for it.
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                      • Manowar
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        that guy has mad skills, a guy walked into a toy shop, got the attendant to show him a real toy helicopter (the petrol powered ones that fly), told him to go look for another toy and just walked out with it in a town near here once, people only knew when he gave it back to the owner because he felt bad

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                        • xclusive
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 35218

                          #13
                          What the fuck happened to earning stuff?

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                          • Steen2
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 7662

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Manowar
                            that guy has mad skills, a guy walked into a toy shop, got the attendant to show him a real toy helicopter (the petrol powered ones that fly), told him to go look for another toy and just walked out with it in a town near here once, people only knew when he gave it back to the owner because he felt bad
                            Lol, he fealt bad?

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                            • The Heron
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 4496

                              #15
                              I had a friend that took one of those computers in a box deals from walmart, he took a lot of shit when they were remodeling I guess. It's pretty gay when you think about it cause everyone else ends up paying for it.

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                              • Basic_man
                                Programming King Pin
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 27360

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                Yeah, I heard a similar story about Wal-Mart...

                                Only the guy got caught when he went back and stole the paddles.
                                lol
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                                • fuzebox
                                  making it rain
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 22353

                                  #17
                                  That's all it takes though, acting like you own the place. If you look like you know what you're not slinking around being suspicious, you'd be surprised what you can get away with.

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                                  • Rictor
                                    Old Timer
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 12208

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by fuzebox
                                    That's all it takes though, acting like you own the place. If you look like you know what you're not slinking around being suspicious, you'd be surprised what you can get away with.
                                    I've never stolen anything but I always look suspicious. The greeters always ask to see my receipt when I leave the store with my cart full of groceries I just paid for.

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                                    • Jakke PNG
                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #19
                                      My friend shoplifted 25 laptops afterhours.
                                      He's now doing time.
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • reynold
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 51271

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by OWNED
                                        He and a mate walked into Canadian Tire, hoisted it off the rack like they owned the fucking place, and carried it out of the store. A store clerk held the door open for them
                                        A Canoe? the things people do..

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                                        • Vitasoy
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 58202

                                          #21
                                          Either they were nuts or they has brass balls.


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                                          • Sarah_Jayne
                                            Now with more Jayne
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 40077

                                            #22
                                            wow, being a theif rocks

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