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Old 11-07-2004, 03:26 AM   #1
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I had to bust a motherfucker in the head

I was at the bar getting fucked up on this drink call "Hawaiian Punch". It's got about 5 different liquors in it and packs a serious punch.

So the bar closes and everyone goes outside to hang around for a second when this chick speaks to me. Nothing serious; just a complement and a hello; but some moron who wanted to hit on her thought she was with me and started talking shit.

He said he would cut me up and he was fom Colombia; ya know like some bad assed drug dealer. Then he got in my face screaming that shit like he was gonna do it for real.

I drew back and busted that mother fucker in the head then threw another punch and busted the Mofo again and he ran across the street to the cops. There was about five cops there already since they know the bars are closing.

That dude is a punk assed bitch to run to the cops after saying he was gonna kick my ass!!!

That punk bitch actually got into a fucking ambulance and went to the hospital.


Why do punk assed bitches start shit?????????????
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:29 AM   #2
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Alcohol is bad... Mmmkay?
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:32 AM   #3
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Men are so violent.
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:35 AM   #4
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:36 AM   #5
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Men are so violent.
I will accept that from you unless you voted for Bush!
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:36 AM   #6
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rofl, yeah right....

you spent the night watching wizard of oz with mommy

you know I am right
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:39 AM   #7
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Now after saying that; do you have hosted galleries I can use?

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Old 11-07-2004, 03:51 AM   #8
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:10 PM   #9
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I was at the bar getting fucked up on this drink call "Hawaiian Punch". It's got about 5 different liquors in it and packs a serious punch.

So the bar closes and everyone goes outside to hang around for a second when this chick speaks to me. Nothing serious; just a complement and a hello; but some moron who wanted to hit on her thought she was with me and started talking shit.

He said he would cut me up and he was fom Colombia; ya know like some bad assed drug dealer. Then he got in my face screaming that shit like he was gonna do it for real.

I drew back and busted that mother fucker in the head then threw another punch and busted the Mofo again and he ran across the street to the cops. There was about five cops there already since they know the bars are closing.

That dude is a punk assed bitch to run to the cops after saying he was gonna kick my ass!!!

That punk bitch actually got into a fucking ambulance and went to the hospital.


Why do punk assed bitches start shit?????????????
That's why you shouldn't drink too much.
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