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11-06-2004, 02:50 AM

I love my girlfriend...

but when Im at a club spending 200$ on drinks, and I have a gorgeous girl all over me, it's very hard to keep a moral sense of judgement and stay loyal...

I almost slipped tonight... our lips almost met but I pulled myself back

I just don't wanna fuck things up...

it's so easy to cheat, so fucking easy, but if I do it once, I might as well be a cheater for life, and that is NOT what I want

as for tonight, it was an INSANE fucking night, we are talking about a good 30-40 shots and the most tipsy I've ever gotten...

cheers

kmanrox · 11-06-2004, 02:55 AM

welcome to post-puberty!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-06-2004, 02:57 AM

Ya already cheated dawg...

Couple more weeks and its over ya be fuckin some other girl soon.

Its all good

421Fill · 11-06-2004, 02:58 AM

dude, you're already a cheater, you just haven't popped that cherry yet. Anyone who prefaces a story with, "I love my girlfriend (but)... already has the personality to cheat. Otherwise, it simply be 'I love my girlfirend.' <--- notice the period at the end of the statement.

Freakster · 11-06-2004, 03:01 AM

sure is too easy.. chicks are easy in montreal ;)

Roald · 11-06-2004, 03:02 AM

playa!

bizmak · 11-06-2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally posted by QuaShe
playa!

nuff said.

Easton · 11-06-2004, 03:21 AM

if you're having such a good time, why be posting on GFY? LOL

btw: what club were you at? ima be back in MTL at the end of Nov, first time in 6 months... let's party

SmutGiant · 11-06-2004, 03:24 AM

Take it from someone who just spent almost a year in a relationship... at our age, just have fun man! No one girl should be worth our time! LOL

Looking back, sometimes I just wanna punch myself because of how much of a pussy I was "I love you baby" etc. lol. Just go out and party

Tat2Jr · 11-06-2004, 04:22 AM

A girlfriend at your age???? That's crazy talk... It's not like you're gonna be together forever (let alone next month or year). Go out, and get your dick sucked and fuck those hoes. When you're 30 or 40 and can't even remember how you met the girlfriend that you have right now you'll be kicking yourself in the ass.

CraveContent · 11-06-2004, 04:25 AM

Man don't use the word "tipsy" it ruins the whole story!

psyko514 · 11-06-2004, 04:37 AM

dude, if you loved her, your lips would have been nowhere near another girl.

it's only easy to cheat if you want to.

Sosa · 11-06-2004, 06:56 AM

why not take her to the club with you? Don't put yourself in those situations.

neewwman · 11-06-2004, 07:01 AM

This is true:

Lately, I dream every night about cheating on my wife.
Lucky for her no one is clamoring to fuck me.

BRISK · 11-06-2004, 07:04 AM

You already cheated because you had naughty thoughts about another girl.

I suggest you confess your sins to the Jesus and sacrifice a goat to Allah (just to be safe).

Basic_man · 11-06-2004, 07:06 AM

I've noticed your GF about this post. !!! OWN3D!!

Jer · 11-06-2004, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
dude, if you loved her, your lips would have been nowhere near another girl.

it's only easy to cheat if you want to.

Yep.

RobD · 11-06-2004, 08:41 AM

go for it dude

candyflip · 11-06-2004, 08:44 AM

Oh to be so young and dumb again.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-06-2004, 08:45 AM

whenever you get in a situation like that try to think about how it would make you feel if she was doing the same thing. It might kill the urge a little.

Pipecrew · 11-06-2004, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
I love my girlfriend...

but when Im at a club spending 200$ on drinks, and I have a gorgeous girl all over me, it's very hard to keep a moral sense of judgement and stay loyal...

Keep in mind they only want the drinks, you'd kiss them and thats it..

sexyclicks · 11-06-2004, 08:48 AM

stop going out, stop drinking, spend every night with her watching movies and talking about kids and family etc

its very easy try it

foxylady · 11-06-2004, 09:01 AM

go for it you only live once

crockett · 11-06-2004, 09:06 AM

Just tell your girl you just want to party..

I'm sure she will understand

doober · 11-06-2004, 10:30 AM

A few more nights out like that with a bit more booze, and you are so fucked lol..

I will give you an A for Effort tho

canplayer · 11-06-2004, 10:46 AM

bd, what club were you at in mtl?

stocktrader23 · 11-06-2004, 10:51 AM

Nevermind me, I thought this was a Bush thread.

candyflip · 11-06-2004, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
as for tonight, it was an INSANE fucking night, we are talking about a good 30-40 shots and the most tipsy I've ever gotten...

cheers

I call bullshit.

Alex · 11-06-2004, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Nevermind me, I thought this was a Bush thread.

Thats wrong but so

pornguy · 11-06-2004, 11:01 AM

You love your G/F but you dont take her out with you??

Man, just dump her and be a whore. that is what you want anyway,

11:11am · 11-06-2004, 11:15 AM

LOL... you funny... While we looking for bitchs they looking for riches, and thats the way the cookie crumbles.

Eve · 11-06-2004, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo
dude, you're already a cheater, you just haven't popped that cherry yet. Anyone who prefaces a story with, "I love my girlfriend (but)... already has the personality to cheat. Otherwise, it simply be 'I love my girlfirend.' <--- notice the period at the end of the statement.

Candice · 11-06-2004, 12:19 PM

One word describes cheating partners: PIG!!!!

Candice~

detoxed · 11-06-2004, 12:20 PM

Yes, I believe that you had 30-40 shots.

Candice · 11-06-2004, 12:25 PM

Can anyone say alcohol poisoning.....? Maybe a little stretch of the actual facts......10 shots maybe? ;)

Candice~

11-06-2004, 03:49 PM

Hey guys, thanx alot for the replies

for all of you doubting the amount I had to drink, go to Central Station and speak to Alex (the bartender in the hiphop room). he would have quite a story...

as for clubbing with my girlfriend, she doesn't feel comfortable comming clubbing with me and my friends, if it's just would me, she won't mind...

and when I go clubbing, I never try to hook up with girls I meet there, it's mostly girl friends that I go there with or meet up with at the club.

Jakke PNG · 11-06-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf

for all of you doubting the amount I had to drink, go to Central Station and speak to Alex (the bartender in the hiphop room). he would have quite a story...

40 shots à 4cl = 1,6 liters.
That's over 2 bottles of 40% alc booze in matter of hours, I find it hard to believe you were in any condition to kiss let alone score a chick after that.

Then again, you can order kiddy drinks with like 10% which isn't much at all, expensive and worthless at the same time.

WarChild · 11-06-2004, 03:54 PM

It's entirely possible that you're not "in love" with your girlfriend after just a few months. You're young, don't believe the hype. People tossing "I love you" around like it's candy these days.

Jakke PNG · 11-06-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Candice
Can anyone say alcohol poisoning.....? Maybe a little stretch of the actual facts......10 shots maybe? ;)

Candice~

lol it's nowhere close to alcohol poisoning, but you'd be fucked up pretty good, and would have hard time walking straight or talk sensibly.

I have experience of it.

11-06-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
40 shots à 4cl = 1,6 liters.
That's over 2 bottles of 40% alc booze in matter of hours, I find it hard to believe you were in any condition to kiss let alone score a chick after that.

Then again, you can order kiddy drinks with like 10% which isn't much at all, expensive and worthless at the same time.

hmmm, let's calculate then:

say about
15 Juicy Pussy Shots (yes, it's our favourite)
5 Liquid Cocaine Shots
7-8 B52 Shots
3 Tequila Shots with salt and lemon
4-5 Amaretto Sour shots

WarChild · 11-06-2004, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
hmmm, let's calculate then:

say about
15 Juicy Pussy Shots (yes, it's our favourite)
5 Liquid Cocaine Shots
7-8 B52 Shots
3 Tequila Shots with salt and lemon
4-5 Amaretto Sour shots

Okay that I can believe. With your slim build, 40 shots of straight up 40% hard bar would knock your ass out.

Jakke PNG · 11-06-2004, 04:01 PM

Did you drink the 40 alone? If you did, then kudos to you.. but I doubt it. Guy with your size would be fubar.

11-06-2004, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
Okay that I can believe. With your slim build, 40 shots of straight up 40% hard bar would knock your ass out.

no doubt, to be honest with you I can't take straight shots. I used to (Sambuka, Vodka and Goldshlagger) all the time

but I had So much of these 3 drinks that I can no longer tolerate them...

I love girly shots, thats probably why I was still standing, because my body had alot of juice as well

I'm just saying, I was beyond tipsy yesterday night and my friend was even more drunk than I was (we went to an ALL YOU CAN DRINK) party first, where he had at least 10 straight tequila shots... (I hate tequila without lemon and salt, which they didn't have), so I had 2-3 POOLY made shots that almost made me puke over there, and with the most HORRIBLE DJ EVER, we decided to hit a real club

11-06-2004, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Did you drink the 40 alone? If you did, then kudos to you.. but I doubt it. Guy with your size would be fubar.

I had my (whatever # I drank here), bought the girl I was with a few shots, and my other guy friend had alot more to drink than I did (see previous reply)

he was FUBARED... FUBARED hardcore

WarChild · 11-06-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
I love girly shots, thats probably why I was still standing, because my body had alot of juice as well

Girly shmirly. Drink what tastes good in the amount that makes you feel good. Let the labels be damned.

11-06-2004, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
Girly shmirly. Drink what tastes good in the amount that makes you feel good. Let the labels be damned.

wow, it's great to see support in that aspect

cheers to you brotha

WarChild · 11-06-2004, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
wow, it's great to see support in that aspect

cheers to you brotha

I was a bit pig headed, to say the least, when I was young. I might have even made a comment about "girly drinks" back then. Now that I'm 30, I see things different. I swore up and down I wouldn't, but alas I do.

You know the saying "Real men don't each quiche."?

I say fuck that, real men eat whatever the fuck they want, and if you don't like it that's too bad.

11-06-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
I was a bit pig headed, to say the least, when I was young. I might have even made a comment about "girly drinks" back then. Now that I'm 30, I see things different. I swore up and down I wouldn't, but alas I do.

You know the saying "Real men don't each quiche."?

I say fuck that, real men eat whatever the fuck they want, and if you don't like it that's too bad.

the metrosexual way of life

WarChild · 11-06-2004, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
the metrosexual way of life

Well if someone called me a Metrosexual I'd probably still beat them. Some things dont' change with age.

tical · 11-06-2004, 04:14 PM

You're gonna cheat... it's gonna happen

Don't be suprised if your GF ever cheats on you as well, fuck all that stupid karma/what goes around comes around bullshit.

If your GF is gonna cheat on you, it's gonna happen regardless of whether you cheat on her or not so don't try to stay loyal just beacause you don't want to get cheated on. It doesn't make any sense, your actions can't control her actions.

Take care of #1 man, you only live once. Ain't no point in having your cake if you can't eat it too

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buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	it appears to be quite difficult not to cheat I love my girlfriend... but when Im at a club spending 200$ on drinks, and I have a gorgeous girl all over me, it's very hard to keep a moral sense of judgement and stay loyal... I almost slipped tonight... our lips almost met but I pulled myself back I just don't wanna fuck things up... it's so easy to cheat, so fucking easy, but if I do it once, I might as well be a cheater for life, and that is NOT what I want as for tonight, it was an INSANE fucking night, we are talking about a good 30-40 shots and the most tipsy I've ever gotten... cheers

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11-06-2004, 03:49 PM	#36
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Hey guys, thanx alot for the replies for all of you doubting the amount I had to drink, go to Central Station and speak to Alex (the bartender in the hiphop room). he would have quite a story... as for clubbing with my girlfriend, she doesn't feel comfortable comming clubbing with me and my friends, if it's just would me, she won't mind... and when I go clubbing, I never try to hook up with girls I meet there, it's mostly girl friends that I go there with or meet up with at the club.

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