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WarChild 11-06-2004 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
hmmm, let's calculate then:

say about
15 Juicy Pussy Shots (yes, it's our favourite)
5 Liquid Cocaine Shots
7-8 B52 Shots
3 Tequila Shots with salt and lemon
4-5 Amaretto Sour shots

Okay that I can believe. With your slim build, 40 shots of straight up 40% hard bar would knock your ass out. :)

Jakke PNG 11-06-2004 04:01 PM

Did you drink the 40 alone? If you did, then kudos to you.. but I doubt it. Guy with your size would be fubar.

buddyjuf 11-06-2004 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by WarChild
Okay that I can believe. With your slim build, 40 shots of straight up 40% hard bar would knock your ass out. :)
no doubt, to be honest with you I can't take straight shots. I used to (Sambuka, Vodka and Goldshlagger) all the time

but I had So much of these 3 drinks that I can no longer tolerate them...

I love girly shots, thats probably why I was still standing, because my body had alot of juice as well :Graucho

I'm just saying, I was beyond tipsy yesterday night and my friend was even more drunk than I was (we went to an ALL YOU CAN DRINK) party first, where he had at least 10 straight tequila shots... (I hate tequila without lemon and salt, which they didn't have), so I had 2-3 POOLY made shots that almost made me puke over there, and with the most HORRIBLE DJ EVER, we decided to hit a real club :thumbsup

buddyjuf 11-06-2004 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Did you drink the 40 alone? If you did, then kudos to you.. but I doubt it. Guy with your size would be fubar.
I had my (whatever # I drank here), bought the girl I was with a few shots, and my other guy friend had alot more to drink than I did (see previous reply)

he was FUBARED... FUBARED hardcore :1orglaugh

WarChild 11-06-2004 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
I love girly shots, thats probably why I was still standing, because my body had alot of juice as well :Graucho

Girly shmirly. Drink what tastes good in the amount that makes you feel good. Let the labels be damned.

buddyjuf 11-06-2004 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by WarChild
Girly shmirly. Drink what tastes good in the amount that makes you feel good. Let the labels be damned.
wow, it's great to see support in that aspect :thumbsup

cheers to you brotha :glugglug

WarChild 11-06-2004 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
wow, it's great to see support in that aspect :thumbsup

cheers to you brotha :glugglug

I was a bit pig headed, to say the least, when I was young. I might have even made a comment about "girly drinks" back then. Now that I'm 30, I see things different. I swore up and down I wouldn't, but alas I do.

You know the saying "Real men don't each quiche."?

I say fuck that, real men eat whatever the fuck they want, and if you don't like it that's too bad. :glugglug

buddyjuf 11-06-2004 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by WarChild
I was a bit pig headed, to say the least, when I was young. I might have even made a comment about "girly drinks" back then. Now that I'm 30, I see things different. I swore up and down I wouldn't, but alas I do.

You know the saying "Real men don't each quiche."?

I say fuck that, real men eat whatever the fuck they want, and if you don't like it that's too bad. :glugglug

the metrosexual way of life :thumbsup :glugglug

WarChild 11-06-2004 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
the metrosexual way of life :thumbsup :glugglug
Well if someone called me a Metrosexual I'd probably still beat them. Some things dont' change with age. :1orglaugh

tical 11-06-2004 04:14 PM

You're gonna cheat... it's gonna happen

Don't be suprised if your GF ever cheats on you as well, fuck all that stupid karma/what goes around comes around bullshit.

If your GF is gonna cheat on you, it's gonna happen regardless of whether you cheat on her or not so don't try to stay loyal just beacause you don't want to get cheated on. It doesn't make any sense, your actions can't control her actions.

Take care of #1 man, you only live once. Ain't no point in having your cake if you can't eat it too

buddyjuf 11-06-2004 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by tical
You're gonna cheat... it's gonna happen

Don't be suprised if your GF ever cheats on you as well, fuck all that stupid karma/what goes around comes around bullshit.

If your GF is gonna cheat on you, it's gonna happen regardless of whether you cheat on her or not so don't try to stay loyal just beacause you don't want to get cheated on. It doesn't make any sense, your actions can't control her actions.

Take care of #1 man, you only live once. Ain't no point in having your cake if you can't eat it too


... I can't even grasp the concept of my girlfriend cheating on me...
I am SO good to her, she is very very attached to me, honestly believes I am the best thing in her life...

as for me, I think of my relationship as something very nice, but I am realistic in knowing the weak points and knowing it won't last more than X amount of months

don't get me wrong, I do care for her tremendously, I just don't see myself getting married to this girl.


but anyways, ever since we started going out, I have had FAR TOO MANY opportunities to cheat, I guess that comes with the fact of being outside of home every night with different groups of people, and I have always held myself back. but with everything I had to drink yesterday.... and the girl REALLY wanting me... (we have already hooked up before), it was quite difficult

at some point (after the club and before the restaurant), I had to go back home to change my shirt... she came in my room with me and showed that she wanted me pretty bad... :1orglaugh
but I changed quickly and went back in the car, into the restaurant, where many more hints were exchanged, in front of her brother who knows I have a girlfriend (as well as she does) :1orglaugh

candyflip 11-06-2004 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Candice
Can anyone say alcohol poisoning.....? Maybe a little stretch of the actual facts......10 shots maybe? ;)

Candice~ :BangBang:

Don't forget that he's underage too. Post a copy of your ID man...prove me wrong please. :winkwink:

buddyjuf 11-06-2004 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
Don't forget that he's underage too. Post a copy of your ID man...prove me wrong please. :winkwink:
ugh, not this again...

slapass 11-06-2004 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by WarChild
Well if someone called me a Metrosexual I'd probably still beat them. Some things dont' change with age. :1orglaugh

with ya

:1orglaugh

reynold 11-07-2004 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
I love my girlfriend...

but when Im at a club spending 200$ on drinks, and I have a gorgeous girl all over me, it's very hard to keep a moral sense of judgement and stay loyal...

I almost slipped tonight... our lips almost met but I pulled myself back

I just don't wanna fuck things up...

it's so easy to cheat, so fucking easy, but if I do it once, I might as well be a cheater for life, and that is NOT what I want




as for tonight, it was an INSANE fucking night, we are talking about a good 30-40 shots and the most tipsy I've ever gotten...


cheers :glugglug

I hope your girl doesn't find out anything about this.

Mike Dutch 11-07-2004 02:02 PM

" Just do it "

Kimmykim 11-07-2004 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
... I can't even grasp the concept of my girlfriend cheating on me...
I am SO good to her, she is very very attached to me, honestly believes I am the best thing in her life...

as for me, I think of my relationship as something very nice, but I am realistic in knowing the weak points and knowing it won't last more than X amount of months

don't get me wrong, I do care for her tremendously, I just don't see myself getting married to this girl.

Didn't you start a thread earlier this week about how you were asking her about her past?

You need to make up your mind what you want, and soon.

:)

Persius 11-07-2004 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
the metrosexual way of life :thumbsup :glugglug

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

maxdaname 11-07-2004 03:15 PM

I gave you 6 days, and after a month or so, you still didn't cheat on her. I'm impressed!:thumbsup

Are We Seeing a New Bdjuf?

TheWolf 11-07-2004 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by neewwman
This is true:

Lately, I dream every night about cheating on my wife.
Lucky for her no one is clamoring to fuck me.

People are only as faithful as their options.


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