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  • Wolfy
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3574

    #1

    shocking news!

    Every time I touch a light switch or a doorknowb in my house I get zapped by static electricity, it's nuts! And the colder it is outside, the worse it is - and it's pretty damn cold out right now
  • Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #2
    Could be a very bad sign.
    Evoke Electronics

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    • Indica
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2004
      • 809

      #3
      hm..sounds like ur in trouble. ha.
      seriously though, winter is really bad for static.

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      • evanmorgan
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 2490

        #4
        that means you have prostate cancer
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        • warlock5
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2004
          • 2808

          #5
          Isn't that a warning sign of spontanious combustion?

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          • xclusive
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Apr 2004
            • 35218

            #6
            just means you have to stop fucking the outlest so much

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            • Wolfy
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2003
              • 3574

              #7
              fucking outlets gives me such a charge though!!!!!!!

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              • Entropy
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 4128

                #8
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                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #9
                  reminds me of vegas

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                  • nojob
                    The Original NoJob
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 3682

                    #10
                    that used to happen to me in my old house. It is bad when you come home drunk and get shocked.

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133978

                      #11
                      Sure sign that you are going to die soon

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                      • XpressMedia
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 690

                        #12
                        I've been hit by a 60,000 volt stun gun... I could handle static electricty.

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                        • See Cig
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 515

                          #13
                          carpet in your house is a bitch!
                          See Sig

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                          • DEA - banned for life
                            V.I.P.
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 7886

                            #14
                            your a walking vibrator...lol

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                            • TheMob
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 8584

                              #15
                              maybe you should take out the vibrator

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