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Old 09-09-2001, 09:41 AM   #1
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What to do... what to do...?

Well, another glorious Sunday morning here, overcast and colder than my ex-wife. Russian Submitter is still down, X-3 is down, FTP to my domain at ProAdult denied connection, disk quota at my CyberAge account is maxed, the landscapers just sprayed so the ants are going *up* and straight into my condo, and the cat just threw up.

Looks like there's nothin' left but to find that leftover jar of hot cherry body jelly and get the monkey liquored up.
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Old 09-09-2001, 09:43 AM   #2
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Its like that old saying goes:

When your feeling blue, grease up a monkey and insert your penis into its shitter.

I think it was Churchill who said this, but i can't remember for sure.
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Old 09-09-2001, 10:06 AM   #3
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Old 09-09-2001, 10:46 AM   #4
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Indeed.

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Old 09-09-2001, 11:17 AM   #5
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If that isnt appealing to you, you could always come home and clean my house

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Old 09-09-2001, 11:25 AM   #6
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oh shit,,,today is opening day,,,


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Old 09-09-2001, 12:25 PM   #7
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oh shit,,,today is opening day,,,


how could u forget?!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-09-2001, 12:28 PM   #8
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How are ya gonna fit a football into a monkey's ass?
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Old 09-09-2001, 06:06 PM   #9
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"...FTP to my domain at ProAdult denied connection.."

That happens when you take my good advice but don't use my ID to signup.



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Old 09-09-2001, 06:23 PM   #10
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hehe... probly so Fart... probly so. Well, the monkey is pissed, the body jelly is moldy, I ran outta beer, and now my crotch itches, so I guess I'll just hafta curl up with a good book by the fireplace and stuff wonder beads into the cats sphincter till tomorrow when ProAdult fixes my 403 status. Yep, I finally got passed the denied connection, but now am unauth to view my own sites. Life is a mutha sometimes. And the cat's about to find that out!
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Old 09-09-2001, 06:30 PM   #11
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You are a smart guy Amputate and you know that
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Old 09-09-2001, 06:34 PM   #12
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It's a curse.
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Old 09-09-2001, 09:54 PM   #13
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From the X-3 website:

"Do to hardware failure http://x3scripts.com is currently down.
We are currently restoring the server, we will be back up shortly. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused."
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