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MrBrian · 09-07-2001, 10:56 PM

meow meow

my friend just got a siamese kitten. its really cute. i know i sound gay. but, i wouldnt mind getting one too. i live downtown in what americans would call a townhouse and i dont have any grass for a dog to take a dump on. so, i think a cats a good idea. are these good cats to get? i dont want one thats stupid like a dalmation or a beagel which are inbreed too much.

thanks, brian

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Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 10:57 PM

I prefer gerbils.

Gary · 09-07-2001, 10:58 PM

Make sure you get it declawed otherwise when your trying to get it to lick your balls you could get a nasty scratch.

Gary · 09-07-2001, 10:58 PM

Damn, you beat me to it you bastard

Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 10:59 PM

hehehe...

MrBrian · 09-07-2001, 11:01 PM

a thumb, the kitten, and the pussy...lol jk

Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 11:07 PM

I had a cat once when I was a very small boy, back in my home town. Ahhh, the memories... We used to play outside all the time with balls of string and little rubber mice... and I would bring him saucers of warm milk, and wrap him in a blanket on cold nights...

Then one day he bit me so I fuckin' killed him.

Gary · 09-07-2001, 11:10 PM

I had a dog when i was a kid. No cats, my mom didnt like them. The dog, her name was Sheeba was a big fluffy dog, cant remember what kind. I use to take her for walks and play catch with her. She use to lick my face and i use to fuck her up the ass. Its important for kids to have pets.

titmowse · 09-07-2001, 11:17 PM

Shit.

Here I am a bazillion miles away with the cutest lil black kitten I just gots to give away.

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Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 11:18 PM

Be careful who you give it to... I hear there's some pretty notorious cat-juggling rings in Mexico.

bryany · 09-07-2001, 11:19 PM

Cat, the Other white meat.

Gary · 09-07-2001, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bryany:
Cat, the Other white meat.

Cat, the ONLY white meat.

Hmmmmmmm

Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 11:29 PM

I prefer it "Kentucky Fried" with a light beer batter. Makes the skin nice and crunchy.

Gary · 09-07-2001, 11:31 PM

I prefer everything Kentucky Fried.

titmowse · 09-07-2001, 11:32 PM

Cat juggling eh? I think I've heard of them. The Amazing Karcatsimov Brothers right? I think I caught their act at the Apollo back in 76.

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Angelie · 09-07-2001, 11:35 PM

You guys are real sick in the head!

Check out this photo of my pussies!!

Angelie

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Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 11:37 PM

Very nice pussy's Angelie

Gary · 09-07-2001, 11:42 PM

I could go for a little of that.

Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 11:42 PM

Maybe if they were shaved.

titmowse · 09-07-2001, 11:44 PM

damn. i wish my webcam was hooked up. i got a polydactyl kitty that we're keeping.

pretty damned cute angelie.

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Amputate Your Head · 09-07-2001, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse:
i got a polydactyl kitty that we're keeping.

Hey, I thought those were extinct! That's one of those huge leathery winged cats right?

Angelie · 09-07-2001, 11:47 PM

You should feel, mine is so soft.

I just love my pussy's

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tenletters · 09-07-2001, 11:50 PM

Cats are cool... we have a gray one. We named it Gracie (yea really put alot of thought into it).

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Amputate Your Head · 09-08-2001, 12:00 AM

Hate to see that thing when the stubble kicks in.

SNOW · 09-08-2001, 12:00 AM

I'm not into cats,Dogs are cool and pussy rules the planet..

titmowse · 09-08-2001, 12:37 AM

we named him side-show bob.

glad to know your pussy is soft Ms. Angelie. Mine is on extended vacation =^..^=

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SNOW · 09-08-2001, 12:48 AM

Brian what are you doing with cats you queer..You pussy whipped down there now??

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-08-2001, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
I prefer gerbils.

ROFL

Don't make me post the ARMAGEDON wav again Bro !!!

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magnatique · 09-08-2001, 01:13 AM

siamese are bitches.... they only allow you to touch them when they want to.. REALLY independant... hate those cats

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-08-2001, 01:17 AM

My fantasies of what Angelie's pussy would look like are all shattered now ...

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Angelie · 09-08-2001, 04:22 AM

Don't worry babe it's beautiful!

Feel better now?

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drumsicle · 09-08-2001, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by magnatique:
siamese are bitches.... they only allow you to touch them when they want to.. REALLY independant... hate those cats

I think that's only female siamese. I got a male one and he's practically my best friend. Super friendly, even likes strangers.

CHICKPIXXX · 09-08-2001, 06:24 AM

i have 4 cats!!!

siamese cats are tricky.....
most females are bitchy, and some males too.
personally, i think it depends at what age you obtain them, and how much love and attention they get when they are young, this shapes their personality.

so, if you have never had a cat, i wouldn't start with a siamese. try a tabby, or even better a red tabby.

if you need any pussy advice, let me know!
lol
z'

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AWC · 09-08-2001, 06:32 AM

The problem with cats is... there are not enough good recipes.

echo465 · 09-08-2001, 07:23 AM

My wife breeds siamese cats, and their personality depends a LOT on how they are handled when they are kittens. Our cats will come when they are called, or jump into the shower with you.

On the other hand, we have purchased other siamese cats that act like you described.

My suggestion for a first cat would be to go to a local animal shelter and get a mixed-breed cat there.

jimmyf · 09-08-2001, 07:33 AM

Cats can be great friends if you train them right just as echo465 says.

I had 3 and will never get another pet as it just broke my heart when I had to have them put down.

They all lived to 15+ years.

Jim

mailman · 09-08-2001, 08:00 AM

yeah i got a pussy

and it is in bed waiting for me to get home every night

gaby · 09-08-2001, 09:17 AM

That's my cat, the most destructive and aggressive fuzzy thing I have ever seen.. Doesn't like to be petted and loves to be feed. Smart thing, eh?

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playa · 09-08-2001, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by echo465:
Our cats will come when they are called, or jump into the shower with you.

ahh,,you got me on that one,,,i guess the cat washes your back

BTW my cat goes crazy when you try to give it a bath,,,Them claws will mess you up bad,,

i read a funny story on time when a person suggested
-put some soap in a toilet
-put the cat in there and close the lid
-flush twice
-cat comes out clean

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sggirl · 09-08-2001, 10:46 AM

Just remember...

BIG CATS ARE DANGEROUS

BUT A LITTLE PUSSY NEVER HURT ANYBODY

Jer · 09-08-2001, 11:06 AM

I had a female siamese, she was (is) fantastic. Died last year

I can't explain what she was for our family, so special.

I love cats, had about 20.

Babagirls · 09-08-2001, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa:
i read a funny story on time when a person suggested
-put some soap in a toilet
-put the cat in there and close the lid
-flush twice
-cat comes out clean

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day!

MrBrian · 09-08-2001, 10:38 PM

snow,
you know you want to rub my pussy

Gary · 09-08-2001, 10:39 PM

I named my cat DVD.

Angelie · 09-08-2001, 11:21 PM

I just love kitty's! Growing up a had a cat that was my best friend and lived to be by my side.
I had a roommate that had two Siamese, I was ready to kill them and I love cats. One day I spent hours making a birthday cake for a friend with all the details and their name on the cake. Decorated and everything! Phone rang and it was my friend coming up. I walk in to the frontroom and those dam cats in minutes destroyed the place and ate all the frosting off the top of the cake. Cried for as long as it took me to make it. They were just mean cats but I blame it on the owner. You need to give them love to get it back!

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 09-09-2001, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie:
Don't worry babe it's beautiful!

Feel better now?

Yeah ...
I am a sucker for a gorgeous gal, so I will believe you, even without the proof

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tenletters · 09-09-2001, 01:29 AM

Damn, Angelie...

My friends would have enjoyed the world's first fur lined birthday cake!

Just kidding, I love el gatos.

((Changed the pic in my first post to one when Gracie was a kitten))

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Fossa · 09-09-2001, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa:

i read a funny story on time when a person suggested
-put some soap in a toilet
-put the cat in there and close the lid
-flush twice
-cat comes out clean

Gotta try that out with one of my mangy moggies

Fossa

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Gemini · 09-09-2001, 01:44 AM

Dead-Venereal-Disease Gary?

Angel11 · 09-09-2001, 01:49 AM

We just got a kitten last week, shes solid black except for her feet and a spot on her neck so we cant decide if we wanna name her 8-ball or be different and name her
Snowball...LOL

I think I have a pic of my pussy layin somewhere around here if anyone wants to see it...

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09-07-2001, 10:56 PM	#1
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	Anyone Have a Cat? meow meow my friend just got a siamese kitten. its really cute. i know i sound gay. but, i wouldnt mind getting one too. i live downtown in what americans would call a townhouse and i dont have any grass for a dog to take a dump on. so, i think a cats a good idea. are these good cats to get? i dont want one thats stupid like a dalmation or a beagel which are inbreed too much. thanks, brian ------------------ Free Porn CD Giveaway Free CDs & Makes Lots of Cash Footerless Free Host at TGP Free Space

09-07-2001, 10:57 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I prefer gerbils.

09-07-2001, 10:58 PM	#3
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Make sure you get it declawed otherwise when your trying to get it to lick your balls you could get a nasty scratch.

09-07-2001, 10:59 PM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	hehehe...

09-07-2001, 11:01 PM	#6
MrBrian Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,215	a thumb, the kitten, and the pussy...lol jk

09-07-2001, 11:07 PM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I had a cat once when I was a very small boy, back in my home town. Ahhh, the memories... We used to play outside all the time with balls of string and little rubber mice... and I would bring him saucers of warm milk, and wrap him in a blanket on cold nights... Then one day he bit me so I fuckin' killed him.

09-07-2001, 11:10 PM	#8
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I had a dog when i was a kid. No cats, my mom didnt like them. The dog, her name was Sheeba was a big fluffy dog, cant remember what kind. I use to take her for walks and play catch with her. She use to lick my face and i use to fuck her up the ass. Its important for kids to have pets.

09-07-2001, 11:17 PM	#9
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Shit. Here I am a bazillion miles away with the cutest lil black kitten I just gots to give away. ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG and EROTICOPY

09-07-2001, 11:18 PM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Be careful who you give it to... I hear there's some pretty notorious cat-juggling rings in Mexico.

09-07-2001, 11:19 PM	#11
bryany Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 2,037	Cat, the Other white meat.

09-07-2001, 11:29 PM	#13
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I prefer it "Kentucky Fried" with a light beer batter. Makes the skin nice and crunchy.

09-07-2001, 11:31 PM	#14
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I prefer everything Kentucky Fried.

09-07-2001, 11:32 PM	#15
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Cat juggling eh? I think I've heard of them. The Amazing Karcatsimov Brothers right? I think I caught their act at the Apollo back in 76. ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG and EROTICOPY

09-07-2001, 11:35 PM	#16
Angelie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego, CA. USA Posts: 1,466	You guys are real sick in the head! Check out this photo of my pussies!! Angelie ------------------ XOXO Angelie Almendare Come and visit me at: http://www.angelie.com [This message has been edited by Angelie (edited 09-07-2001).]

09-07-2001, 11:37 PM	#17
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Very nice pussy's Angelie

09-07-2001, 11:42 PM	#18
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	I could go for a little of that.

09-07-2001, 11:44 PM	#20
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	damn. i wish my webcam was hooked up. i got a polydactyl kitty that we're keeping. pretty damned cute angelie. ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG and EROTICOPY

09-07-2001, 11:47 PM	#22
Angelie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego, CA. USA Posts: 1,466	You should feel, mine is so soft. I just love my pussy's ------------------ XOXO Angelie Almendare Come and visit me at: http://www.angelie.com

09-07-2001, 11:50 PM	#23
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Cats are cool... we have a gray one. We named it Gracie (yea really put alot of thought into it). ------------------

09-08-2001, 12:00 AM	#24
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Hate to see that thing when the stubble kicks in.

09-08-2001, 12:00 AM	#25
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	I'm not into cats,Dogs are cool and pussy rules the planet..

09-08-2001, 12:37 AM	#26
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	we named him side-show bob. glad to know your pussy is soft Ms. Angelie. Mine is on extended vacation =^..^= ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG and EROTICOPY

09-08-2001, 12:48 AM	#27
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Brian what are you doing with cats you queer..You pussy whipped down there now??

09-08-2001, 01:13 AM	#29
magnatique Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,830	siamese are bitches.... they only allow you to touch them when they want to.. REALLY independant... hate those cats

09-08-2001, 01:17 AM	#30
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	My fantasies of what Angelie's pussy would look like are all shattered now ... ------------------ The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family

09-08-2001, 04:22 AM	#31
Angelie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego, CA. USA Posts: 1,466	Don't worry babe it's beautiful! Feel better now? ------------------ XOXO Angelie Almendare Come and visit me at: http://www.angelie.com

09-08-2001, 06:24 AM	#33
CHICKPIXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 105	i have 4 cats!!! siamese cats are tricky..... most females are bitchy, and some males too. personally, i think it depends at what age you obtain them, and how much love and attention they get when they are young, this shapes their personality. so, if you have never had a cat, i wouldn't start with a siamese. try a tabby, or even better a red tabby. if you need any pussy advice, let me know! lol z' ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.chickpixxx.com www.5StarProd.com" TARGET=_blank>www.chickpixxx.com www.5StarProd.com</A>

09-08-2001, 06:32 AM	#34
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	The problem with cats is... there are not enough good recipes.

09-08-2001, 07:23 AM	#35
echo465 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Indiana Posts: 265	My wife breeds siamese cats, and their personality depends a LOT on how they are handled when they are kittens. Our cats will come when they are called, or jump into the shower with you. On the other hand, we have purchased other siamese cats that act like you described. My suggestion for a first cat would be to go to a local animal shelter and get a mixed-breed cat there.

09-08-2001, 07:33 AM	#36
jimmyf OU812 Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: California Posts: 12,651	Cats can be great friends if you train them right just as echo465 says. I had 3 and will never get another pet as it just broke my heart when I had to have them put down. They all lived to 15+ years. Jim

09-08-2001, 08:00 AM	#37
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	yeah i got a pussy and it is in bed waiting for me to get home every night