Anti-Religious Bumper Stickers: - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 11-04-2004, 10:01 AM

Thanks to the person that posted a link earlier. Here are my personal favorites:

"I LOVE God, it's his fans I can't stand!"

"I'VE FOUND JESUS! He was behind the sofa the whole time!"

"I'VE FOUND GOD! Now it's my turn to hide."

"I'm for the separation of CHURCH & HATE"

"I was born OK the FIRST time!"

"It's easier to be born again than to grow up!"

"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers!"

"Anyone who claims GOD is on their side is DANGEROUS AS HELL!"

"All religions are fairy tales!"

"God Bless the whole world! No exceptions!"

"Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted ASSHOLE!"

"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

"Jesus once said 'Ouch! My Hands!'"

"If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?"

"Believe those who speak the truth. Doubt those who find it."

"Christians aren't perfect. They just want you to be."

"Do you really think your maniacal Biblical ramblings are going to change my beliefs?"

"WWJB (Who Would Jesus Bomb)?"

"Sorry I missed Church! I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

"God, please protect me from your followers."

"Don't Pray in my school and I won't think in your Church"

"God is too big to fit into just one religion"

"Non-judgment day is near!"

"Of course Jesus saves... HE'S JEWISH!"

"HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH!"

"Churches should stay out of politics or be taxed!"

"Religions are just cults with more members!"

xclusive · 11-04-2004, 10:03 AM

LOL that is great man I can't believe that we let people vote who actually think that Bush is god...

MetaMan · 11-04-2004, 10:04 AM

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11-04-2004, 10:01 AM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Anti-Religious Bumper Stickers: Thanks to the person that posted a link earlier. Here are my personal favorites: "I LOVE God, it's his fans I can't stand!" "I'VE FOUND JESUS! He was behind the sofa the whole time!" "I'VE FOUND GOD! Now it's my turn to hide." "I'm for the separation of CHURCH & HATE" "I was born OK the FIRST time!" "It's easier to be born again than to grow up!" "Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers!" "Anyone who claims GOD is on their side is DANGEROUS AS HELL!" "All religions are fairy tales!" "God Bless the whole world! No exceptions!" "Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted ASSHOLE!" "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him." "Jesus once said 'Ouch! My Hands!'" "If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?" "Believe those who speak the truth. Doubt those who find it." "Christians aren't perfect. They just want you to be." "Do you really think your maniacal Biblical ramblings are going to change my beliefs?" "WWJB (Who Would Jesus Bomb)?" "Sorry I missed Church! I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian." "God, please protect me from your followers." "Don't Pray in my school and I won't think in your Church" "God is too big to fit into just one religion" "Non-judgment day is near!" "Of course Jesus saves... HE'S JEWISH!" "HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH!" "Churches should stay out of politics or be taxed!" "Religions are just cults with more members!"

11-04-2004, 10:03 AM	#2
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	LOL that is great man I can't believe that we let people vote who actually think that Bush is god... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

11-04-2004, 10:04 AM	#3
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