Daily Mirror Frontpage of Nov 4th (Pic)

haha no shit?

Aren't they like englands national enquirer

http://www.mirror.co.uk/frontpages/

Its true

that is damn funny!

Now that's good for international relations.

they just wrote what a few billion ppl though this morning

LOL now that's quality entertainment.

My Response to Europe, especially England:

In my short thirty-three year stint of borrowed time on this planet I share with a myriad of lifeforms, some sentient, some mistakenly believing themselves to be, I have apportioned much of it to study. In particular, my foci have included two aspects of the same subject, namely human beings. Praxeology is the study of purposeful human action, and History is the study of the past. In my studies, which were (and remain) extensive regardless of what some pretentious British editorialists would like to believe, I have become privy to knowledge not widely dispersed.

For example, it was passed down to me from sources ancient that the Roman Emperor Caius Caesar aka Caligula had his favorite horse elected to the Senate. That the drawings I've seen of the beast's head show it to have a strong resemblence to John Major is not relevent to this response. What is relevent is the understanding that this event occurred around 40 AD, during the early Roman Empire. For those of you in England who are still able to access a decent education, you'll note that Rome's Empire, and indeed the entire world, survived for some time thereafter. There's a conclusion to be drawn about the capacity for man to survive a government comprised of dullards which I will leave to you to discern if you can. But that is irrelevent also. What is relevent is the twaddling vitriol you have aimed at Americans.

I am sure that when you Europeans are attacked, you immediately defend yourselves, with the notable exception of France. Well, we Americans are different from you in many respects. When we're attacked, we immediately go on the offensive. Sometimes, we even go on the offensive preemptively. We are feared and hated by our enemies, and by cowards, and by pompous European twits who think they are superior to us. And we like it that way. So I'm going to respond to these allegations by telling you how it is.

Britain is a little tiny island, or two, or group of isles roughly the size of my genitalia and much less useful. It is inhabited by peoples of many flavors, the most notable being the Irish. In point of fact, the Irish are the only people of Great Britain capable of linear thought or moistening a woman's undergarments with her natural juices. It's widely known that even if the English were interested in such pursuits, such would still be the case.

England's primary import is Adobe Photoshop 7.0 which is used extensively to straighten the natives' teeth in their digital pictures. England's primary export is the unsatisfied, hairy-legged housewife, and England's primary trading partner is Norway, where the men are of peculiar tastes and often found sexually gratifying lonely woodland mammals.

History tells us that Rome, an empire that had a horse elected to its Senate, conquered much of Britain and civilized it. A wall was erected under the auspices of Emperor Publius Aelius Hadrianus in 122 AD, to separate now civilized Britain from the stick-wielding apes that eventually went on to inbreed and become much of England's royal class. Hadrian also brought architecture to England, which theretofore had only a circle of big rocks as its construction claim-to-fame. Heretofore nothing has changed.

In war, England was enormously successful, having lost only a handful times to France, including a total and complete shellacking in 1066. Other British military feats including getting crushed by spear-wielding African natives in 1879, and losing to the fledgling American colonies twice.

In affairs of government, England has a mighty record of freedom and justice. Notable events for this noble country include the Reformation and Counter-Reformation, which can be summarized as bloody religious purges. The butchery of Mary is still the source of children's Halloween games. There's also a history of slavery, imperialism spanning the entire globe such that "the sun never set on the empire," and a willingness to appease mass murderers.

Indeed, England has a lot to be proud of, most notably the success of her colonies in the New World. In a mere 200 years, America became the world's mightiest superpower, and today is its only.

We Americans pity the British, whether it be their outrageous levels of taxation, stifled economy, or shrinking relevence in the world. Like the retarded neighbor's kid, England says a lot of really stupid shit and often finds himself shitting in his diaper. We can fogive the stench England gives off, as long as England promises to try to make number two in the bathroom; but, if England continues to shit on himself when America invites him over to eat, America is going to stop coddling him.

It's not that we think all Brits are inbred, pompous, crooked-toothed dipshits -- just the ones who haven't expatriated to America.

A UK reporters view on the result...

Click on god help America link

hail Hitler

Another one...

yep the papers arnt being nice today

and you dont originate from europe?? exactly. shut up.


and yeh we are a TINY island you are correct.. but we are also the worlds 4th largest single economy! so we aint that stupid either.


now fuck off..

You plan on treating all the allies that supported the war in Iraq this way?

ah the cold reality and sick world we live in.

Someone had to say it

damn right

The sun newspapers got a different take on it...
The World is a safer place with Gearge Bush back in office

Although the sponsored ebay google ad at the side made me laugh...

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"Were I a Kerry voter, though, I'd feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets.

The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong"."

apparently the japanese say that 60% of everything you take for granted in the world was either invented or discovered by the british. this is probably not far wrong.

a complete fallacy

we're talking about quite some time ago, but you hadn't probably realised that the Romans came from "Rome" hence the name. As an american you probably didn't realise that Rome is in europe, it's in a country called Italy.

Besides that, chances are you're descended from those very same ancient europeans.

And it's a little ridiculous to compare british or european architecture to americans don't you think. your only notable architecture is the statue of liberty, and even that was given to you by the french.

again 1066 was a long time ago, haven't had many losses since then. nothing as recent as you losing to the poor peasants in vietnam anyway.

you're obviously referring to the film zulu, don't learn you history from hollywood, britain lost a tiny battle and a few hundred men at rourkes drift but that hardly constitutes losing a war. (not that some of britains imperialistic ways is anything to be proud of)

americans are so proud of their constitution, but the british had one in 1215, do a google search for magna carta. and our justice system is the very same one that is copied by pretty much every country throughout the world.


britain had given up salvery a long time before america. and as far as imperialism goes, thats in britains past, however it's in americas present and future history. As far as appeasing mass murderers how many corrupt right wing dictators has and does america support?


high taxation? our taxation is fairly moderate, but remeber this pays for free healthcare, education, social security etc etc. and if you compare our rate of tax to americas it's not much different but we get a lot more for our money than just weapons.

stifled ecconomy? we have very low unemployment, very low inflation, good ecconomic growth and one of the strongest ecconomies in the world.


my appologies to all non americans for my long winded patriotic outburst, damn i almost sound american.

Awesome post roly

awesome

well done roly!

Buff I commend you on a well written and thought out response.
I however beleive, through what History has taught us, that histry is no different than weather patterns. Every 30 years (not postivie on the actual number of years) weather patterns return to their original point of origin and begin the same exact cycle, trade winds, hurricanes, el nino, etc.
History will repeat itself over and over as it has for the past 5,000 years of recorded human life. The egyptians controlled much of the world as they knew it until they were defeated. THe Greeks did very much the same thing, followed by Rome. followed by Britain,the muslims, then the crazy Monguls, turks,spanish, french, and british. Until came the United states.
what all these countries have in common as that at one point in time they controlled the world and at another point in time they were overthrown. It is only a matter of time before the United states is over thrown and replaced as the superpower of the world. in the course of the last 200 years no single emipire lasted in greatness longer than 50 years, and the US has been the only exception.

One way or another our strength will be challenged, only in this day in age it may not be by military force but more so an unwillingness to co operate with the US, either through economic sanctions or be it that another country such as CHina or Japan decide to become the Worlds center of commerce and the US will no longer control the worlds market.
I beleive in the next 20 years the US will no longer be the Worlds super power, we will not be reduced to slavery or invasion from another govt. But I do beleive we will have to take a back seat as England has and France and allow another country to have it's turn at being the worlds policy maker
My TWO cents....

and I'm an american living in Canada

Just ask the dumber side











cough john kerry cough OWNED cough loser

tytan.. do you realise what bush is going to do to this industry! thats why people feel so strongly.. its jobs at risk here.

Bush is laughing at this shit

The sad thing is, I found out people I know voted for that fuck. Man it's a sick world when this kind of injustice happens.

My Response to Europe, especially England:

In my short thirty-three year stint blah blah

Your arrogant contempt for people who dare criticise the good 'ol US of A (and with justifiable cause recently IMHO) is one of the reasons America has few friends left in the world. Try not to shit on your biggest ally, you are fast running out of them.

Was gonna post a much longer reply but Roly beat me to it (and did it brilliantly). Buff - consider yourself owned by Roly

all of our thoughts are with you at this sad time

Damn we deserve that for voting a chimp in...

NO WAY!!!!!...........


































Chimps are very clever animals..

Rubbish.

Firstly jobs are not at risk in the porn business and it's prison or a big bill from the lawyers to keep you out of it. So actually Bush will create employment in the industry he hates. On one side of the pond lawyers will be called upon to defend US pornographers against going to jail.

On the other side of the pond we will be employing more people to pick up the slack left by the pornographers who can't afford lawyers and decide to get out of the business.

omg your such an idiot......

lol, you call english pompus and then write something like that.......hahaha mightyest super power, yeh until bin laden gets hold of a few more planes.......

Ev

further more.

the fact that you actually bothered to write that reflects badly on your life.....

if we have a "stifled economy", what the fuck do you have???

Not really - people get confused on that point. The Sun and The Mirror are both VERY biased and nothing more than glorified comics but....

They are the 2 biggest selling newspapers in the UK and the majority of people reading them haven't the intelligence to appreciate how much BS is in them.

You've gotta remember that a huge chunk of the population is far from intelligent in most countries as proven in the recent US elections

lol thats a fair point

hahaha, isn't Buff that wannabe movie reviewer who writes terrible reviews?

lol hey us normal Americans are asking the same thing

just read the thread, id like buff to reply to what roly said, if he has anything left to say that is...........

correct, whenever you see a builder or plumber drive past, theres always a Sun or Mirror sitting on the dashboard..... I actually read it, its easier to read, and you get you read all the strange stories (probably lies) that dont get printed in the proper papers :D

But can you believe it, a Presidnet voted in by the Conservative Right Wing Christians being supported by pornographers.

It's like turkeys celebrating Thanksgiving.

The Moralists now have their own President who owes them big time, watch your back.

Well said Charly