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  • Hal
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 768

    #1

    from a geek board...

    Hi,

    Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

    Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?
  • Trax
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    • Aug 2001
    • 14486

    #2
    lol.....

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    • Trax
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      • Aug 2001
      • 14486

      #3
      hit me up on ICQ and I will send you money for a new card ;)
      jk

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      • Entropy
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        • May 2004
        • 4128

        #4
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        • Twe Russ
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          • Jan 2003
          • 3493

          #5
          ROFL, thats some funny shit.

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          • Illicit
            wtf ?
            • Dec 2003
            • 11895

            #6
            Tell him to clean it with alcohol... might help
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            • BackToMine
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 541

              #7
              wahahaahaha

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              • karlm
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2004
                • 4194

                #8
                Haha funny thread Try using alcohol
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                • groark
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1966

                  #9
                  Ew... Thats just gross

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                  • Project-Shadow
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7340

                    #10
                    Hello, overclockers tech support how may I help you.
                    Hi, well there seems to be an issue with <insert part x here> it no longer works, I was hoping to get a replacement.
                    Certainly sir, is there anything that may of happened to damage <insert part x here>?
                    I jizzled on it...
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                    • Hal
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 768

                      #11
                      lol, just to be clear... i copied and pasted that from some geek board

                      I DID NOT WRITE THAT

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                      • Adultnet
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                        • Sep 2003
                        • 8713

                        #12
                        he he he lol


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                        • RobD
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 687

                          #13
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