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EvilFubAr · 11-03-2004, 05:28 PM

Innovative Ideas International, Ltd. is an Internet leader in affiliate marketing and advertising programs. We?re always looking for experienced, enthusiastic and dedicated professionals to join our team.
At Innovative Ideas we strive to maintain a relaxed working environment and friendly atmosphere, while achieving our goals.

If you are seeking an exciting and challenging career move to a leader in Internet affiliate marketing & advertising and can demonstrate that you have what it takes to win big, check out our job listings below. We offer great benefits, room for growth and the opportunity for exceptional performers to help steer the future of our firm as a "tier 1" performance company.

Job Title: Programmer/Developer
Purpose and Scope
Innovative Ideas International, a state of the art Internet marketing and traffic monetization company, is currently seeking to fill a full time programmer/developer position. The ideal candidate has 3+ years of experience using PHP, Apache, and MySQL. Must be knowledgeable with shell and shell commands, Perl, and Ecommerce systems. Candidate must be self motivated, able to work under pressure, and meet deadlines. 3+ years working in the industry a plus. Must be willing to relocate to Las Vegas, NV.

Responsibilities Include ? PHP4
? MySQL (mysql client, table layout/design, server maintenance, replication, etc?)
? FreeBSD 4.x
? Shell (accessing the shell and shell commands)
? Overall knowledge of how programming effects systems
? Perl
? Apache 1.3.x
? Server configurations
? MySQL settings and database usage methods
? PHP software tuning
? ZPS (Zend Performance Suite)
? ZDS (Zend Download Server)

Other Requirements
Must be reliable, self-motivated, focused, disciplined and have dependable transportation to and from the office.

Innovative Ideas, Intl. is an Equal Opportunity Employer

Please send resumes to [email protected] to apply

JSA Matt · 11-03-2004, 05:29 PM

congrats to whoever lands this one

Pete · 11-03-2004, 05:31 PM

bump

AlexShark · 11-03-2004, 05:35 PM

Check my sig for cheap offshore programmers

Steen2 · 11-03-2004, 05:35 PM

AndrewKanuck · 11-03-2004, 05:38 PM

mmm vegas...mmm

Theo · 11-03-2004, 05:40 PM

Code:

<?
print("Hello World") ?>

where do i apply?

EvilFubAr · 11-03-2004, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by AlexShark
Check my sig for cheap offshore programmers

Im only looking for an inhouse full time programmer

AndrewKanuck · 11-03-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by EvilFubAr
Im only looking for an inhouse full time programmer

Will the salary be high enough to support my craps addiction?

fris · 11-03-2004, 05:58 PM

whats the pay like?

slikk66 · 11-03-2004, 06:18 PM

Hi, I have just sent a resume to the email address listed. I am currently living in the Las Vegas area and fit that list of requirements perfectly. I also have multiple years of experience in the adult market. I am currently employed with another company, but would consider resigning if the job was right.

JSA Matt · 11-03-2004, 06:19 PM

it's ARS people, you think salary is even questionable? LOL

AndrewKanuck · 11-03-2004, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by JSA Matt
it's ARS people, you think salary is even questionable? LOL

What's the salary?

EvilFubAr · 11-04-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
What's the salary?

negotiable

AndrewKanuck · 11-04-2004, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by EvilFubAr
negotiable

90k+ and i'll think about going back to programming

cockholster · 11-04-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by slikk66
Hi, I have just sent a resume to the email address listed. I am currently living in the Las Vegas area and fit that list of requirements perfectly. I also have multiple years of experience in the adult market. I am currently employed with another company, but would consider resigning if the job was right.

gutless cock maggot.

phpslave · 11-04-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by cockholster
gutless cock maggot.

?

wormy cock sucker

are we coming up with texas slang, bc I'm in if we are.

Jer · 11-04-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
90k+ and i'll think about going back to programming

Very professional of you.

phpslave · 11-04-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by AndrewKanuck
90k+ and i'll think about going back to programming

stay out of programming to long that won't be an option, but maybe that's your point.

AndrewKanuck · 11-04-2004, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Jer
Very professional of you.

Why thank you

AndrewKanuck · 11-04-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by phpslave
stay out of programming to long that won't be an option, but maybe that's your point.

I'm out of it professionally, but it's still a hobby - I haven't actually had an 'office job' that involved technical work in a while

gage · 11-04-2004, 04:22 PM

Just curious but do you have a relocation package? -g

d00t · 11-04-2004, 04:56 PM

good luck to whoever lands this!

phpslave · 11-04-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by gage
Just curious but do you have a relocation package? -g

Yes we take care of the relocation

Sosa · 11-04-2004, 05:26 PM

that would be a cool job for someone with the background.

11-03-2004, 05:28 PM	#1
EvilFubAr Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Earth Posts: 1,141	ARS is Hiring PHP / MySql Programmer Innovative Ideas International, Ltd. is an Internet leader in affiliate marketing and advertising programs. We?re always looking for experienced, enthusiastic and dedicated professionals to join our team. At Innovative Ideas we strive to maintain a relaxed working environment and friendly atmosphere, while achieving our goals. If you are seeking an exciting and challenging career move to a leader in Internet affiliate marketing & advertising and can demonstrate that you have what it takes to win big, check out our job listings below. We offer great benefits, room for growth and the opportunity for exceptional performers to help steer the future of our firm as a "tier 1" performance company. Job Title: Programmer/Developer Purpose and Scope Innovative Ideas International, a state of the art Internet marketing and traffic monetization company, is currently seeking to fill a full time programmer/developer position. The ideal candidate has 3+ years of experience using PHP, Apache, and MySQL. Must be knowledgeable with shell and shell commands, Perl, and Ecommerce systems. Candidate must be self motivated, able to work under pressure, and meet deadlines. 3+ years working in the industry a plus. Must be willing to relocate to Las Vegas, NV. Responsibilities Include ? PHP4 ? MySQL (mysql client, table layout/design, server maintenance, replication, etc?) ? FreeBSD 4.x ? Shell (accessing the shell and shell commands) ? Overall knowledge of how programming effects systems ? Perl ? Apache 1.3.x ? Server configurations ? MySQL settings and database usage methods ? PHP software tuning ? ZPS (Zend Performance Suite) ? ZDS (Zend Download Server) Other Requirements Must be reliable, self-motivated, focused, disciplined and have dependable transportation to and from the office. Innovative Ideas, Intl. is an Equal Opportunity Employer Please send resumes to [email protected] to apply

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Code: <? print("Hello World") ?> where do i apply?

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11-03-2004, 06:18 PM	#11
slikk66 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1	Hi, I have just sent a resume to the email address listed. I am currently living in the Las Vegas area and fit that list of requirements perfectly. I also have multiple years of experience in the adult market. I am currently employed with another company, but would consider resigning if the job was right. Last edited by slikk66; 11-03-2004 at 06:22 PM..

11-03-2004, 06:19 PM	#12
JSA Matt So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 5,464	it's ARS people, you think salary is even questionable? LOL

11-04-2004, 04:22 PM	#22
gage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Scottsdale AZ & Colorado Posts: 225	Just curious but do you have a relocation package? -g

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d00t Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your mind Posts: 3,766	good luck to whoever lands this!

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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	that would be a cool job for someone with the background.