I can't believe this worked....

Someone from Afghanistan attacked us.
Those bastards!
Yeah... so let's go attack Iraq.
Wait, Iraq? Why?
They have WMD's.
No they don't.
They are a threat.
No they're not.
They have links to the people who attacked us.
No they don't.
We uhhm... want to liberate the people?
Oh, ok then... go ahead.
Thanks, we did it.
Wow, that was fast... and we hardly lost any troops! Great work.
Thanks, however, we did lose 100 soldiers the next day, but it was worth it.
We did? And the day after?
100 more... don't worry, we'll send more.
What? Why?
Because we will do what ever it takes!
To do what?
Win!
Win what?
uhmm... I don't know... the war.
I thought the war was over?
It is... we won.
So uhm......
Vote for me?
Sure, why not!