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cool1 · 11-14-2004, 10:05 PM

So is coolfunnyjokes.com too

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 10:05 PM

Almost

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 10:06 PM

Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 10:06 PM

Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."

The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first little old lady says, "Look at that."

"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."

"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."

"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."

"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."

"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."

"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."

"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."

"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 10:07 PM

Bla bla bla..you might as well copy 2 words cause nobody is reading that

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 10:10 PM

Doesn't matter to me if anyone is reading it

Bob Saget · 11-14-2004, 10:13 PM

ok, i am reading

Mailer · 11-14-2004, 10:13 PM

I am here now

Bob Saget · 11-14-2004, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mailer
I am here now

post more shit please!

.:St Ides:. · 11-14-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Doesn't matter to me if anyone is reading it

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bob Saget
post more shit please!

Bob Saget · 11-14-2004, 10:40 PM

somebody want to make a deal?

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 10:54 PM

Are we there yet

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 10:55 PM

no we are not.. can we get this moving?

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 10:58 PM

Bump you rookies

Bob Saget · 11-14-2004, 10:59 PM

MONEY MONEY MONEY
its so funny

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:00 PM

not mcuh more to go... post post

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:01 PM

next prize is for the big 500 yeh??

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bob Saget
MONEY MONEY MONEY
its so funny

yes it can be very funny indeed..

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 11:03 PM

Who needs a loan?

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:04 PM

umm i dont need a loan but i would love to have an extra 500 in the pocket..

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Are we there yet

no.. but we should all start posting so we do get there..

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bob Saget
post more shit please!

i am but no one is helping me out..

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Bla bla bla..you might as well copy 2 words cause nobody is reading that

is anyone reading what im saying you think?

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:07 PM

I wonder what happened to those who want to finish this fast.

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
I wonder what happened to those who want to finish this fast.

i dunno but if me and you keep posting we can finish this shit really soon!

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:07 PM

I wonder wonder

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 11:08 PM

Gave up...go for it

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:08 PM

so basically lets keep posting!! the 500 is going to me!

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:08 PM

318 yo go

A walk in the park

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Gave up...go for it

nah you cant give up.. not when its only 300 odd posts away!

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
is anyone reading what im saying you think?

Probably more then copy and paste shit

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:09 PM

We must we must

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
318 yo go

A walk in the park

wonder if keyser is still around.. he is good!

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 11:10 PM

Fine ...let's wrap it up then

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:10 PM

Copy and paste

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Probably more then copy and paste shit

spunky i never saw if you replied to what i asked you in the datinggold thread...

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Fine ...let's wrap it up then

yeh i agree lets finish this up..

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
Copy and paste

Whore

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
wonder if keyser is still around.. he is good!

I think he may have fallen asleep
same with St Ides

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satisfaction
spunky i never saw if you replied to what i asked you in the datinggold thread...

Didn't see it

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Whore

Thank You

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:12 PM

copy /paste... or talk shit, same thing..

Spunky · 11-14-2004, 11:12 PM

So how far off?

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:12 PM

that is what these threads are for

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky
Didn't see it

ahh k.. well bsaically you said the contest sucked or something and i was asking why you like this thread if it was basically the same..

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:13 PM

with out all the crap posts this thread would still be on the third page

Satisfaction · 11-14-2004, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by coolone
that is what these threads are for

you got that right.. and winning a little cash at the same time!

cool1 · 11-14-2004, 11:14 PM

300 to go

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11-14-2004, 10:06 PM	#2654
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Lifetime Savings A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!" The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!" __________________

11-14-2004, 10:06 PM	#2655
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Growing Wild Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out. Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world." The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?" The first little old lady says, "Look at that." "When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it." "When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it." "When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it." "When I was 40 years old, I asked for it." "When I was 50 years old, I paid for it." "When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it." "When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it." "And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!" __________________

11-14-2004, 10:07 PM	#2656
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Bla bla bla..you might as well copy 2 words cause nobody is reading that __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-14-2004, 10:10 PM	#2657
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11-14-2004, 10:13 PM	#2658
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11-14-2004, 10:13 PM	#2659
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11-14-2004, 10:40 PM	#2663
Bob Saget So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 312	somebody want to make a deal?

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11-14-2004, 10:58 PM	#2666
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Bump you rookies __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-14-2004, 10:59 PM	#2667
Bob Saget So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 312	MONEY MONEY MONEY its so funny

11-14-2004, 11:00 PM	#2668
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	not mcuh more to go... post post

11-14-2004, 11:01 PM	#2669
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	next prize is for the big 500 yeh??

11-14-2004, 11:03 PM	#2671
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Who needs a loan? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-14-2004, 11:04 PM	#2672
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	umm i dont need a loan but i would love to have an extra 500 in the pocket..

11-14-2004, 11:07 PM	#2676
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	I wonder what happened to those who want to finish this fast. __________________

11-14-2004, 11:07 PM	#2678
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11-14-2004, 11:08 PM	#2679
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Gave up...go for it __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-14-2004, 11:08 PM	#2680
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	so basically lets keep posting!! the 500 is going to me!

11-14-2004, 11:08 PM	#2681
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	318 yo go A walk in the park __________________

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11-14-2004, 11:10 PM	#2686
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Fine ...let's wrap it up then __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-14-2004, 11:10 PM	#2687
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11-14-2004, 11:12 PM	#2694
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	copy /paste... or talk shit, same thing..

11-14-2004, 11:12 PM	#2695
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11-14-2004, 11:12 PM	#2696
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11-14-2004, 11:13 PM	#2698
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