Dreamers

Sure glad I do not live in Nova Scotia

I always loose during thoses contests

First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.

"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.

"I'm sure we´ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.

"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."

"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby.

Jokes.com is sooo good for post whoring

only around 350 to go people..

This will definitly be done today

Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

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lol, tell me about it man..

:glugglug

So is coolfunnyjokes.com too :1orglaugh

Almost

Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."

The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first little old lady says, "Look at that."

"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."

"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."

"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."

"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."

"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."

"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."

"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."

"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"

Bla bla bla..you might as well copy 2 words cause nobody is reading that

Doesn't matter to me if anyone is reading it

ok, i am reading

I am here now

post more shit please!

somebody want to make a deal?

Are we there yet

no we are not.. can we get this moving?

:glugglug Bump you rookies

MONEY MONEY MONEY
its so funny

not mcuh more to go... post post

next prize is for the big 500 yeh??

yes it can be very funny indeed..

Who needs a loan?

umm i dont need a loan but i would love to have an extra 500 in the pocket..

no.. but we should all start posting so we do get there..

i am but no one is helping me out..

is anyone reading what im saying you think?

I wonder what happened to those who want to finish this fast.

i dunno but if me and you keep posting we can finish this shit really soon!

I wonder wonder

Gave up...go for it

so basically lets keep posting!! the 500 is going to me! :)