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So is coolfunnyjokes.com too :1orglaugh

Almost

Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"

Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.

He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.

Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."

The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"

The first little old lady says, "Look at that."

"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."

"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."

"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."

"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."

"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."

"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."

"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."

"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!"

Bla bla bla..you might as well copy 2 words cause nobody is reading that

Doesn't matter to me if anyone is reading it

ok, i am reading

I am here now

post more shit please!

somebody want to make a deal?

Are we there yet

no we are not.. can we get this moving?

:glugglug Bump you rookies

MONEY MONEY MONEY
its so funny

not mcuh more to go... post post

next prize is for the big 500 yeh??

yes it can be very funny indeed..

Who needs a loan?

umm i dont need a loan but i would love to have an extra 500 in the pocket..

no.. but we should all start posting so we do get there..

i am but no one is helping me out..

is anyone reading what im saying you think?

I wonder what happened to those who want to finish this fast.

i dunno but if me and you keep posting we can finish this shit really soon!

I wonder wonder

Gave up...go for it

so basically lets keep posting!! the 500 is going to me! :)

318 yo go

A walk in the park

nah you cant give up.. not when its only 300 odd posts away!

Probably more then copy and paste shit

We must we must

wonder if keyser is still around.. he is good!

Fine ...let's wrap it up then

Copy and paste

spunky i never saw if you replied to what i asked you in the datinggold thread...

yeh i agree lets finish this up..

Whore

I think he may have fallen asleep
same with St Ides

Didn't see it

Thank You :thumbsup

copy /paste... or talk shit, same thing..

So how far off?

that is what these threads are for

ahh k.. well bsaically you said the contest sucked or something and i was asking why you like this thread if it was basically the same..

with out all the crap posts this thread would still be on the third page

you got that right.. and winning a little cash at the same time! :)

300 to go