You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson.

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."

Just want to post some smilies... :ak47: :helpme :Graucho :BangBang:

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous"

"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!



This seems true for a lot of folks these days. :321GFY

Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass"

At repair shop:


WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at the Laundromat:

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

:BangBang: :ak47:

:glugglug :Graucho

200

200 :thumbsup

200 :glugglug

200 :winkwink:

200 :)

200 :ak47:

200 :BangBang:

200 :2 cents:

200 :helpme

I think coolone needs some money.

I'm bored 200 :warning

200 ;)

Got lots of money, just bored/buzzed :glugglug

Its moving its way to 200......Topbucks rocks!! :glugglug

Plus Top Bucks was good to me before, so many bumps for them.

and if I win cool extra cash never hurt :glugglug

lets get it the rest of the way

200 :(

I am alone this morning

Been up since 3:00 am. my kid is gone to grandmas
my work is almost done for the day.
posting helps keep me for falling asleep

So who is going to jump in at the end and win this.

post if its you :thumbsup

40 to go :glugglug