Al-Gebra strikes again! Suspect arrested at airport - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 11-02-2004, 01:18 PM

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual (later discovered to be a public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashhahahahaha said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashhahahahaha said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

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Dagwolf · 11-02-2004, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crowkid
I can't believe I wated 15 seconds of my precious time reading this pointless horseshit

I laughed my ass off when I saw it. That's the point.

"Weapons of Math Instruction..."

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