50 useless cars

yuppie tanks...kinda lame

Some like big tits and some like small tits.
Some like big asses and some like small asses.
Some like blahblahblahblah

If you could get one for free you would take it
be honest.............

Now there's one :thumbsup

http://www.pimpinpays.com/doot/IMG_0305.JPG

nice to drive and great attention grabbers,, but waste of insurance and gas money

still gets my 10/10 for being a man car :thumbsup

The H2 is the ultimate girl car!!! 80% of H2s here in Miami are driven by ex-soccer, now 'security' moms. How could I not hate it? www.fuh2.com

I think the H2 looks like it was made by Mattel. I think it sits on an F150 chassy.

The H1 on the other hand is the real deal.

worD

:glugglug

I was thinking the same thing .... anyway ...i like them ..if i was looking to buy a gm i would consider it ...It would have to be nigga rigged out tho ....

I thought it was the Yukon but you maybe right..... they both maybe on a F150 frame..

Here's my top 5 reasons why i like Hummers!

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http://www.wallpaper.web-z.net/wallp...lpaper_002.jpg

http://www.wallpaper.web-z.net/wallp...lpaper_003.jpg

http://www.wallpaper.web-z.net/wallp...lpaper_004.jpg

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You take one offroad, and you'll understand its purpose..

I don't know what the picture of that truck is all about, but I love it when my girlfriend gives me a hummer, top notch!!!


:2 cents:

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Girls don't like hummers, they aren't metrosexual :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Porn is better in an H2

Not a fan. They're waaaay to big!

The only good hummer is the hummer I get when looking at naked chicks!:Graucho

Nah, waste of money. I'd rather drive my Excursion around town.






Just kidding, both are pretty fuckin ridiculous IMO.

A hummers worst nightmare!

http://www.army-technology.com/proje...s/abram111.jpg:winkwink:

How is an escalade any more useful than an H2?

You're right, it is the Yukon.

Hummer is the beneficiary of incredible and expensive marketing. Otherwise, this car would be a joke.

no, they are useless.....but i would drive a g class benz

hummers are cool :) plenty of space in the back to fuck around too hehe

the new hummers suck, they look like shit and are made worse, since they were bought by like GM or something, looks like a chick vehicle now, i'll take an original any day.

Is there anyone outside of the US that thinks they're any better than very ugly tanks?

so fucking owned!

I luv the large round headlights on my HUMMER! :winkwink:

http://www.naughtyallie.com/guestare...cs/hummer5.jpg

hummers are great

the trucks are ugly, peice of shit boxes on wheels.

Not quite 100K and I take mine off road all the time! :thumbsup

:thumbsup

lemme ask what you drive?

Because if arnold has one that's good enough for me...

Untitled by Vanilla Bean

Your wallet?s fat, your car is rank
Fuck you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
Fuck you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it?s day or night
They?ll mutter ?asshole? and they?re right
Fuck you and your H2!

You can?t drive mud, you can?t clear rocks
Fuck you and your H2!
With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks
Fuck you and your H2!
What illness do you suffer from?
Are your aesthetic senses numb?
How does it feel to be so dumb?
Fuck you and your H2!

If I gave you what you deserve
Fuck you and your H2!
I?d cut you off and make you swerve
Fuck you and your H2!
I?d follow you across the land
I?d top your gas tank off with sand
And flip the bird with my free hand
Fuck you and your H2!

It?s true you are the Tax-break winner
Fuck you and your H2!
You spent it on ?roo-bars and Spinners
Fuck you and your H2!
Full fifty-grand you can omit,
But what remains to show for it?
A four-point-three-ton pile of shit.
Fuck you and your H2!

Despite my venomous complaint
Fuck you and your H2!
I?ve got an atom of restraint
Fuck you and your H2!
I hope this point you haven?t missed
Your car selection makes me pissed
In spite of that I can resist
Fuck you and your H2!

For 3 or more: the carpool lane
Fuck you and your H2!
But what if you have half a brain?
Fuck you and your H2!
You solo drive each day to work
That?s why your friends all joke and smirk
Come Humm on THIS, you fucking jerk!
Fuck you and your H2!

www.fuh2.com :Graucho

I love how people run in circles hating the things that I can afford and they cant. At least it gives them something to do.

I love the H1
they still sell them?

http://jeeppix.com/media/group35.jpg

I wouldn't mind having Hummers...not sure about the new models.

Nice Hummer Man. but it will be coole if there's a hot chick waiting inside for a bang.