who can i hit on tonight?

[MrIzzz]

any sexxxy men in la casa this evening?

[Babagirls]

i am

and i have great tits.

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Babagirls
i am

and i have great tits.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

[Babagirls]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Do you wash your pants with windex?
Cuz i can see myself in your pants

[boner 2.0]

Proof?

Originally posted by Babagirls
i am

and i have great tits.

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Babagirls


Do you wash your pants with windex?
Cuz i can see myself in your pants

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by boner 2.0
Proof?

Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

[Marcus Aurelius]

did it hurt?...

When you fell from heaven...did it hurt?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by mdcq
did it hurt?...

When you fell from heaven...did it hurt?

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

[Babagirls]

Originally posted by boner 2.0
Proof?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Babagirls

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way


and thank you btw

[Marcus Aurelius]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

Actually its my baboon butt, swollen and red to signify my breeding season has begun!

[BuckLover]

Originally posted by boner 2.0
Proof?

lol goog one!

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by mdcq
Actually its my baboon butt, swollen and red to signify my breeding season has begun!

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

[Babagirls]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way


and thank you btw

and your welcome

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by BuckLover
lol goog one!

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Babagirls


and your welcome

You be the biscuits and I?ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

[Dawgy]

DOOD please stop sending me those webcam shots of your little 3 inch pecker

ur not my type, i told u a dozen times

[Doctor Dre]

You miss boobmaster now don't you ?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Dawgy
DOOD please stop sending me those webcam shots of your little 3 inch pecker

ur not my type, i told u a dozen times

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
You miss boobmaster now don't you ?

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

[Babagirls]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
You be the biscuits and I?ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

they say theres plenty of fish in the sea, but your the only one i want to mount.

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Babagirls
they say theres plenty of fish in the sea, but your the only one i want to mount.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

[BuckLover]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Some strong stuff you must be smoking, yes?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by BuckLover
Some strong stuff you must be smoking, yes?

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

[brizzad]

1. Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
4. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
5. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
6. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
7. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
8. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
9. Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
10. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
11. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
13. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
14. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
15. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no?) Would you like some? (if yes?) Want some more?
16. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
17. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
18. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
19. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
20. Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
21. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
22. Does your boyfriend know where you are?
23. Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
24. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
25. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
26. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
27. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
28. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don?t sweat much.
29. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
30. Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy?
31. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
32. Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
33. Hi!
34. Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
35. Hi, how are you?
36. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
37. Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
38. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
39. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
40. Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
41. Hi. You'll do.
42. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
43. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
44. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
45. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
46. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
47. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
48. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
49. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
50. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
51. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
52. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
53. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
54. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
55. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
56. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
57. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
58. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
59. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
60. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
61. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
62. I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
63. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
64. I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
65. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
66. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
67. I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
68. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
69. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
70. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
71. Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
72. May I flirt with you?
73. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
74. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
75. Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
76. Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
77. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
78. Say, did we go to different schools together?
79. Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
80. Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
81. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
82. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
83. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
84. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
85. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
86. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
87. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
88. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
89. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
90. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
91. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
92. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
93. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
94. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
95. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
96. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
97. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
98. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
99. You're ugly but you intrigue me.

[BuckLover]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

A yellow snowflake?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by brizzad
1. Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
2. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
3. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
4. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
5. At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
6. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
7. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
8. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
9. Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
10. Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
11. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
12. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
13. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
14. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
15. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no?) Would you like some? (if yes?) Want some more?
16. Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
17. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
18. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
19. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
20. Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
21. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
22. Does your boyfriend know where you are?
23. Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
24. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
25. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
26. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
27. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
28. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don?t sweat much.
29. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
30. Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy?
31. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
32. Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
33. Hi!
34. Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
35. Hi, how are you?
36. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
37. Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
38. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
39. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
40. Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
41. Hi. You'll do.
42. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
43. How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
44. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
45. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
46. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
47. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
48. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
49. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
50. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
51. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
52. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
53. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
54. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
55. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
56. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
57. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
58. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
59. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
60. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
61. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
62. I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
63. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
64. I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
65. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
66. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
67. I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
68. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
69. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
70. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
71. Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
72. May I flirt with you?
73. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
74. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
75. Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
76. Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
77. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
78. Say, did we go to different schools together?
79. Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
80. Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
81. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
82. That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
83. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
84. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
85. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
86. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
87. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
88. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
89. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
90. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
91. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
92. Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
93. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
94. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
95. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
96. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
97. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
98. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
99. You're ugly but you intrigue me.

i do you one better, heres where i got mine, lolol
http://linesthataregood.com

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by BuckLover
A yellow snowflake?

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

[BuckLover]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

What I miss? just got back from taking a piss

[Jeff aka NIGHTfall]

Originally posted by MrIzzz


i do you one better, heres where i got mine, lolol
http://linesthataregood.com

hahaha... they even have a score system of how many attempts and how many times they worked... hahaha

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by BuckLover
What I miss? just got back from taking a piss

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
hahaha... they even have a score system of how many attempts and how many times they worked... hahaha

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

[Jeff aka NIGHTfall]

"First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button."


!!!! !!!!!

[BuckLover]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

I think there was a rainbow in my piss?

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
"First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button."


!!!! !!!!!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

[MrIzzz]

Originally posted by BuckLover
I think there was a rainbow in my piss?

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

[BuckLover]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

He was! but he was Legal!

[Jeff aka NIGHTfall]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

[Babagirls]

Originally posted by MrIzzz
any sexxxy men in la casa this evening?

looks like Juicy got to this thread