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10-29-2004, 06:20 PM
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Confucius say...
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
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10-29-2004, 06:20 PM
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Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
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10-29-2004, 06:21 PM
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man who stand on toilet get high on pot
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10-29-2004, 06:21 PM
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Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
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10-29-2004, 06:22 PM
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man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
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10-29-2004, 06:22 PM
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He who will not economize will have to agonize.
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10-29-2004, 06:22 PM
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it take many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it
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10-29-2004, 06:23 PM
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
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10-29-2004, 06:24 PM
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10-29-2004, 06:25 PM
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This one's for Boobmaster..
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
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10-29-2004, 06:25 PM
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Confucius say...
He who smells bad . . . stinks. |
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10-29-2004, 06:26 PM
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It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
(Obviously having good sex at the time)...
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10-29-2004, 06:26 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Mankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.
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10-29-2004, 06:27 PM
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Study the past if you would define the future.
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10-29-2004, 06:27 PM
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girl with blonde hair have black...by crackey !
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10-29-2004, 06:27 PM
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Confucious say......
Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted |
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10-29-2004, 06:28 PM
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he who go thru airport door sideways is going to bangkok
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10-29-2004, 06:28 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.
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10-29-2004, 06:28 PM
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10-29-2004, 06:29 PM
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To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.
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10-29-2004, 06:29 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Confucius Not Only Said It, He Played It on the Zither
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10-29-2004, 06:29 PM
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To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle.
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10-29-2004, 06:30 PM
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Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! ok, im done |
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10-29-2004, 06:30 PM
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When anger rises, think of the consequences.
(Umm... Confucius, everyone KNOWS that already.)
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10-29-2004, 06:30 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.
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10-29-2004, 06:31 PM
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I like this one:
Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.
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10-29-2004, 06:32 PM
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Brilliant:
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
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10-29-2004, 06:32 PM
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"The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge."
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10-29-2004, 06:33 PM
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Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.
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10-29-2004, 06:33 PM
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He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.
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10-29-2004, 06:34 PM
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Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
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10-29-2004, 06:35 PM
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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
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10-29-2004, 06:35 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Bow down, to the holy one.
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10-29-2004, 06:37 PM
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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. I just wanted to emphasize that...
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10-29-2004, 06:37 PM
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Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
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10-29-2004, 06:44 PM
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The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness; who in the view of danger is prepared to give up his life; and who does not forget an old agreement however far back it extends - such a man may be reckoned a complete man.
Confucius, The Confucian Analects
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10-29-2004, 06:46 PM
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The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
Confucius, The Confucian Analects
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10-29-2004, 07:02 PM
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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Confucius, The Confucian Analects
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10-29-2004, 07:07 PM
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10-29-2004, 07:17 PM
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC), Analects
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10-29-2004, 08:08 PM
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Man who farts in church must sit in pew alone.
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10-31-2004, 09:43 AM
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I got your nose!
~~~ Confucius
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10-31-2004, 09:55 AM
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Fucked if I know
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Man who inserts foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
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10-31-2004, 11:51 AM
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Confucius Say
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
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10-31-2004, 11:52 AM
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Confucius Say
A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.
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Confucius Say
The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.
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10-31-2004, 11:54 AM
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He also says that if it burns when you pee go get that shit checked out...
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