Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
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Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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He who will not economize will have to agonize.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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it take many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill itComment
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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That reminds me, gotta run a bath for my little one...Originally posted by Explicit
man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingerSleep well, and dream of large women.
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This one's for Boobmaster..
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Confucius say...
He who smells bad . . . stinks.Comment
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It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
(Obviously having good sex at the time)...Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Mankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.Comment
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Study the past if you would define the future.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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girl with blonde hair have black...by crackey !
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Confucious say......
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhaustedComment
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It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.
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Originally posted by naitirps
he who go thru airport door sideways is going to bangkok
Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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To see what is right, and not to do it, is want of courage or of principle.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
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When anger rises, think of the consequences.
(Umm... Confucius, everyone KNOWS that already.)Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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I like this one:
Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Brilliant:
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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"The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge."Comment
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Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.Originally posted by Vitasoy
Bow down, to the holy one.
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
I just wanted to emphasize that...Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness; who in the view of danger is prepared to give up his life; and who does not forget an old agreement however far back it extends - such a man may be reckoned a complete man.
Confucius, The Confucian AnalectsSleep well, and dream of large women.
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The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
Confucius, The Confucian AnalectsSleep well, and dream of large women.
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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Confucius, The Confucian AnalectsSleep well, and dream of large women.
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Originally posted by Explicit
Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
ok, im done
great
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC), AnalectsSleep well, and dream of large women.
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Man who farts in church must sit in pew alone.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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I got your nose!
~~~ ConfuciusSleep well, and dream of large women.
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Man who inserts foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
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Confucius Say
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Confucius Say
A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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Confucius Say
The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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He also says that if it burns when you pee go get that shit checked out...Comment
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Originally posted by Explicit
man who stand on toilet get high on pot
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