(politics) ...I just received this important email from a trusted friend

[gatorpower]

I think everyone who plans on voting should read this important email I got from a very reliable friend....

"I was at a UNC lecture the other day where they played a video of Oliver North during the Iran-Contra deals during the Reagan administration. I was only 14 back then but was surprised by this particular clip. There was Olie in front of God and Country getting the third degree. But what he said stunned me. He was being drilled by some senator I didn't recognize at the time who asked him:

'Did you not recently spend close to $600,000,000 for a home security system?'

Oliver replied, 'Yes I did sir.'

The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, 'Isn't this just a little excessive?'

'No sir,' continued Oliver.

'No. And why not?'

'Osama Bin Laden is a dangerous terrorist who plans on bringing down the World Trade Center some day, and then taking over Iraq, or at least working with them in an auxillary fashion, but no, nothing like being a subcontractor, so they can start to produce weapons of mass destruction and eventually bring their troops to our soil and kill billions of people.'

'Six-hundred-million fucking dollars for a fucking home security system.'

'I am very scared of this---'

'What the fuck do you have in that fucking house? A god damn, fucking moat or something?!! Filled with dinosaurs that you brought back to life using technology they talked about in the movie Jurassic Fucking Park?!!'

'I'm not familiar with that particular movie, sir.'

At this point the senator tried to repeat the dollar amount, but couldn't pronounce it, which most people probably couldn't after starring at the figure for more than 5 minutes. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the senator continued.

'Why are you so afraid of a regular alarm system? That M-16 you carry around your neck just not getting the job done down in that vicious part of the suburbs?'

'...But we're talking about the most evil person alive that I know of.'

'What the fuck are you talking about?!! The most evil person alive is the fucking pencil-pushing cock sucker who approved of this expenditure.'

'.....look at how many ribbons I have on my vest.'

'Six-hundred-million fucking dollars. Holy mother of Jesus. Why don't you buy a gun and shoot the mother fucker yourself, like a rage-o-holic hick who's pissed off about his small dick; like every other American high school drop-out?'

The senator shook his head and walked off and that was all they showed of the clip.

It's scary when you think 15 years ago the government was aware of Osama bin Laden and his potential threat to the security of the world. I guess like all great tyrants they start small but if left untended spread like the virus they truly are.

You may also be asking who the senator was? None other than John Kerry AND John Edwards physically fused into the same body, which looked oddly familiar with Herman Munster with a cabbage patch kid body."

Reference: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/north.htm

[SpaceAce]

LOL... OK, people, read through the whole thing. This is an edited, more amusing version.

SpaceAce