DAMN, NYC COPS ARE DUMB AS HELL (story) - GoFuckYourself.com

OWNED · 10-28-2004, 10:22 AM

So I was in NYC yesterday at about 3rd ave and 51st when I saw an SUV parked what looked like to be too close to a fire hydrant. I keep a tape measure in my cell phone holster so i yanked it out and measured, sure enough he WAS parked to close to the hydrant. Since we live in a society of laws I wasn't about to let this criminal get away with it.

I immediately went to the nearest payphone and dialed 911, "hello," I said, "I'm witnissing a Code 40 e2 in progress", I went back and forth with the women but she said that there was nothing she could do, talk about imcomptent, I'm handing this criminal over on a silver platter and this idiot won't take me seriously!

Anyway, I though up a plan and called 911 again, "HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A MEN BEING STABBED IN A BLACK SUV WITH NEW YORK PLATES ON 51ST AND THIRED", the women tried to ask me a questions, but then I yelled, "OMG, HE SEES ME I THINK HE IS GOIGN TO COME AFTER ME, HELP HELP HELP", then I banged the phone around the booth and went into starbucks to watch the show. Abotu 5 minutes later a black van comes up and out jumps liek 8 guys that look like navy seals, guns and shit. They surround the SUV and stake out an area. I figured they would notice the actual violation that was happening.

The idiots blocked off the area, inspected the SUV and then dispersed with out taking any action. How stupid are these people? I ended up just keying the car and moving on. I can't make up for everones incompetence.

Inde · 10-28-2004, 10:29 AM

idiot

Magg · 10-28-2004, 10:31 AM

iwiiiiiiiiii · 10-28-2004, 10:31 AM

Shaddam IV · 10-28-2004, 10:36 AM

should've set the building on fire to prove the point

greentea · 10-28-2004, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by OWNED
So I was in NYC yesterday at about 3rd ave and 51st when I saw an SUV parked what looked like to be too close to a fire hydrant. I keep a tape measure in my cell phone holster so i yanked it out and measured, sure enough he WAS parked to close to the hydrant. Since we live in a society of laws I wasn't about to let this criminal get away with it.

I immediately went to the nearest payphone and dialed 911, "hello," I said, "I'm witnissing a Code 40 e2 in progress", I went back and forth with the women but she said that there was nothing she could do, talk about imcomptent, I'm handing this criminal over on a silver platter and this idiot won't take me seriously!

Anyway, I though up a plan and called 911 again, "HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A MEN BEING STABBED IN A BLACK SUV WITH NEW YORK PLATES ON 51ST AND THIRED", the women tried to ask me a questions, but then I yelled, "OMG, HE SEES ME I THINK HE IS GOIGN TO COME AFTER ME, HELP HELP HELP", then I banged the phone around the booth and went into starbucks to watch the show. Abotu 5 minutes later a black van comes up and out jumps liek 8 guys that look like navy seals, guns and shit. They surround the SUV and stake out an area. I figured they would notice the actual violation that was happening.

The idiots blocked off the area, inspected the SUV and then dispersed with out taking any action. How stupid are these people? I ended up just keying the car and moving on. I can't make up for everones incompetence.

Great waste of precious 911 resources, don?t you have better things to do with your time?

Basic_man · 10-28-2004, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by greentea
Great waste of precious 911 resources, don?t you have better things to do with your time?

I agree ! The guy is so dumb !

We (and the police) don't give a shit about your code 40 e2

OWNED · 10-28-2004, 10:42 AM

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Originally posted by greentea
Great waste of precious 911 resources, don?t you have better things to do with your time?

AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARES ABOTU LAW AND ORDER ANYMORE?

NY_TIM · 10-28-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by OWNED
So I was in NYC yesterday at about 3rd ave and 51st when I saw an SUV parked what looked like to be too close to a fire hydrant. I keep a tape measure in my cell phone holster so i yanked it out and measured, sure enough he WAS parked to close to the hydrant. Since we live in a society of laws I wasn't about to let this criminal get away with it.

I immediately went to the nearest payphone and dialed 911, "hello," I said, "I'm witnissing a Code 40 e2 in progress", I went back and forth with the women but she said that there was nothing she could do, talk about imcomptent, I'm handing this criminal over on a silver platter and this idiot won't take me seriously!

Anyway, I though up a plan and called 911 again, "HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A MEN BEING STABBED IN A BLACK SUV WITH NEW YORK PLATES ON 51ST AND THIRED", the women tried to ask me a questions, but then I yelled, "OMG, HE SEES ME I THINK HE IS GOIGN TO COME AFTER ME, HELP HELP HELP", then I banged the phone around the booth and went into starbucks to watch the show. Abotu 5 minutes later a black van comes up and out jumps liek 8 guys that look like navy seals, guns and shit. They surround the SUV and stake out an area. I figured they would notice the actual violation that was happening.

The idiots blocked off the area, inspected the SUV and then dispersed with out taking any action. How stupid are these people? I ended up just keying the car and moving on. I can't make up for everones incompetence.

Hopefully you are just joking that you would make such a call...

cocky · 10-28-2004, 10:43 AM

mardigras · 10-28-2004, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by Shaddam IV
should've set the building on fire to prove the point

That is the only way to have handled the situation. Good call

doober · 10-28-2004, 10:48 AM

greentea · 10-28-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by OWNED
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARES ABOTU LAW AND ORDER ANYMORE?

This is the right way to go about it

Manowar · 10-28-2004, 10:58 AM

supermann · 10-28-2004, 01:57 PM

WTF! I sincerely hope you are kidding that you made that first call. LOL Are you an idiot or something.

Phoenix · 10-28-2004, 02:02 PM

haha that is hilarious...

Mr. Mike · 10-28-2004, 02:07 PM

False call to 911 is against the law, you talk about caring about Law and Order? IDIOT.

Project-Shadow · 10-28-2004, 02:08 PM

Even though this story is B/S it's highly entertaining.. you should consider getting a job writing erotic stories ^^

AnalProbe · 10-28-2004, 02:08 PM

lb_vee · 10-28-2004, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by doober

Thumbking · 10-28-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OWNED
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARES ABOTU LAW AND ORDER ANYMORE?

ya, you care to waste people's time. with that childish story(your stupid as fuck if it even is true!) and with this post.

TheMob · 10-28-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Inde
idiot

give me a fucking break

Cassie · 10-28-2004, 04:45 PM

pretty sad attempt at a joke. if it's not a joke, i hope one day you are in a situation where NYC cops are need and i hope no one makes that call to help you.

10-28-2004, 10:22 AM	#1
OWNED So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 852	DAMN, NYC COPS ARE DUMB AS HELL (story) So I was in NYC yesterday at about 3rd ave and 51st when I saw an SUV parked what looked like to be too close to a fire hydrant. I keep a tape measure in my cell phone holster so i yanked it out and measured, sure enough he WAS parked to close to the hydrant. Since we live in a society of laws I wasn't about to let this criminal get away with it. I immediately went to the nearest payphone and dialed 911, "hello," I said, "I'm witnissing a Code 40 e2 in progress", I went back and forth with the women but she said that there was nothing she could do, talk about imcomptent, I'm handing this criminal over on a silver platter and this idiot won't take me seriously! Anyway, I though up a plan and called 911 again, "HOLY SHIT, THERE IS A MEN BEING STABBED IN A BLACK SUV WITH NEW YORK PLATES ON 51ST AND THIRED", the women tried to ask me a questions, but then I yelled, "OMG, HE SEES ME I THINK HE IS GOIGN TO COME AFTER ME, HELP HELP HELP", then I banged the phone around the booth and went into starbucks to watch the show. Abotu 5 minutes later a black van comes up and out jumps liek 8 guys that look like navy seals, guns and shit. They surround the SUV and stake out an area. I figured they would notice the actual violation that was happening. The idiots blocked off the area, inspected the SUV and then dispersed with out taking any action. How stupid are these people? I ended up just keying the car and moving on. I can't make up for everones incompetence.

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supermann Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 412	WTF! I sincerely hope you are kidding that you made that first call. LOL Are you an idiot or something.

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