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10-27-2004, 12:17 PM
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3 Chinese Tortures (joke/pic)
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A man gets lost in a forest.He then comes across a huge oriental palace. He knocks on the door and an old chinese man answers. The weary traveler then asks if he could stay the night. The chinese allow him to stay, but warned the traveler that if he touched his daughter he would bring down upon him the 3 worst chinese tortures. That night the traveler walked around the palace and bumbed into a beautiful young chinese{the old mans daughter} INSTANTLY THEY FELL IN LOVE and that night had sex in her bed.The next morning the traveler wakes up feeling a large pressure on his chest. He opens his eyes and there\'s a a large rock there and next to it is a note that read -TORTURE 1 - LARGE ROCK.The men laughed and thought how crappy the torture was. He couldn\'t wait to see the other two. He then flings the rock out of the window and next to the window is another sign saying - TORTURE 2 - LARGE ROCK TIED TO LEFT TESTICLE.The man decides to jump out of the window so the rock doesn\'t rip his testicle off and as he gets closer to the ground he reads a note that says - TORTURE 3 - RIGHT TESTICLE TIED TO BED POST. 
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10-27-2004, 12:21 PM
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10-27-2004, 12:23 PM
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good one!
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10-27-2004, 12:23 PM
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lol thats kinda funny
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10-27-2004, 12:25 PM
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10-27-2004, 12:26 PM
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Joke is funny. Photo is usless
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10-27-2004, 12:27 PM
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That was great
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10-27-2004, 10:13 PM
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thats some funny shit bro....
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10-27-2004, 10:15 PM
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very funny!!!!!
reminds me not to screw with chinese girls!
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10-27-2004, 11:02 PM
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haha not bad
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