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$5 submissions 10-28-2004 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by swedguy
The greeks knew how to fight too. But probably not as good as you, cause they were all sissys


(Sarcasm)

Yeah, I guess Xerxes (Persian Empire) got beat by sissies or a sissy named Alexander The Great whipped ass (all the way to Western India) cuz he fought like girl :(

(Sarcasm)

newbreed 10-28-2004 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions
(Sarcasm)

Yeah, I guess Xerxes (Persian Empire) got beat by sissies or a sissy named Alexander The Great whipped ass (all the way to Western India) cuz he fought like girl :(

(Sarcasm)

Hey, I got 5 bucks, you got anyone there that can fight like a Hawaiin Sissy over a wave?

GoLiaT 10-28-2004 02:09 AM

if that white dude didnt sue that smart retard (all on tape , sigh)
then he really deserved that beating

Living For Today 10-28-2004 02:14 AM

Bloody oath. Sue that fucker for all he's worth (probably not much). Sue him for the cost of a new board and the medical bills plus for the assault as well. Tough guy faggot. Hope he goes to jail.

newbreed 10-28-2004 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by Living For Today
Bloody oath. Sue that fucker for all he's worth (probably not much). Sue him for the cost of a new board and the medical bills plus for the assault as well. Tough guy faggot. Hope he goes to jail.
<------- I see you are from AUS. You know those asshats at hush-hush.com?

Shoehorn! 10-28-2004 02:18 AM

Lame.

newbreed 10-28-2004 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Lame.
Indeed.

kmanrox 10-28-2004 02:39 AM

there's certain thing you just cannot do in the 'surf' world.... surfing in a contest zone is one of them... you'd get hammered by someone even in the USA for doing that...

you don't 'cut off' other surfers... that constitutes a beat down as well

and in Hawaii you don't fuck with the locals...

eroswebmaster 10-28-2004 02:44 AM

Fags...the lot of them.

The guy was stupid for sticking around and getting involved where fag gang banger types hang out.

And yes surfer gangs are the same kind of fags that wear red, or blue.

IT's the same mentality..and yes I'll use the word fags again because that is exactly what they are.

If the guy has any real training at all he should be brought up not just on assault charges but attempted murder.

The guy was clearly out of it as he kept laying forearms into his face.

Me. I wouldn't have settled for the beat down. And I mean it seriously.

Someone pulls that kind of shit on me and I will get biblical on their ass and make them pay in the worst way...let me put it this way. Their family name would end right the fuck there.

kmanrox 10-28-2004 02:48 AM

everybody here's a tough guy lol!!

eroswebmaster 10-28-2004 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A
http://satanjr.com/1004/surf_crap.wmv

Another angle. You can hear the BJJ guys shouting to arm bar his ass. Man, they don't fuck around on the islands man, they wanted to break his fucking arm.

As a student of BJJ, it was classic, but overkill.

Serious overkill. The haole just took his beating.

Oh yeah it was "classic."

Give me a fuciking break.

You've got one guy grabbing you and another telling you to let him go or he'll break your fucking nose.

I guess those big old bad BJJers need a posse so they make their text book moves.

eroswebmaster 10-28-2004 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
everybody here's a tough guy lol!!
No..I'm not tough. Not at all.

I'm a short fat guy....I wouldn't try and take on 2 guys at a time on the beach.

I'm the kind of guy that would do some sneaky ass shit to you later.

Kick my ass..that's cool. Just know that you will lose something in the process.

I'll give you an example of how I am.

Jr. High. I'm sitting across from a 9th grader who's giving me shit.

I knew I was getting ready to take a beating...so what did I do?

Before he had a chance to do anything I jammed a bic pen in his leg.

He screamed and then knocked the shit out of me.

Yeah I lost...but I got my cheap dirty shot in...LOL

Another fight years later. I had a guy on the ground and he was hitting me in the back of the head with a rock.

I just held on for dear life waiting to take my shot...his arms got tired...so I stood up and drop my knees right into his balls...I then proceeded to beat the fuck out of him.

When it was all over he had blood coming out of his ears.

Another time. I had a huge black guy who would not leave me the fuck alone in High School. So what did I do?

ONe day in the hallway he's leaning against the lockers...I'm walking by and before he even notices me I punch him hard in the nuts.

That's what I'm saying...I'm not tough...just dirty.

I would have taken my beating from those fags on the beach and then hunted them down with a gun...and that's no fucking joke.

wes 10-28-2004 03:10 AM

bringing a gun in it is fucking pussy.

wes 10-28-2004 03:12 AM

thats some serious pussy shit, just becuase you get your ass beat cause youor small you bring a gun. cmon do yourself a favor and goto the gym and get big. Ive seen some small ass big tuff guys. Dont talk pussy like that.

eroswebmaster 10-28-2004 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by wes
bringing a gun in it is fucking pussy.
Yeah...so?

That guy was willing to kill him if no one had stopped him.

I don't care how it's achieved...you come at me to take my life...I'm not following some stupid macho rules.

eroswebmaster 10-28-2004 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by wes
thats some serious pussy shit, just becuase you get your ass beat cause youor small you bring a gun. cmon do yourself a favor and goto the gym and get big. Ive seen some small ass big tuff guys. Dont talk pussy like that.
blow me

wes 10-28-2004 03:17 AM

if I saw that big dumbfuck hawaiin beating some dudes ass Id get the hawaiin off him. Fuck that shit.

swedguy 10-28-2004 06:25 AM

This thread needs a revival.

newbreed cracks me up :1orglaugh

Anthony_A 10-28-2004 06:28 AM

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Originally posted by newbreed
I doubt that very seriously. For Whitey to even let him get that close to him was his first mistake. Don't think for a moment you have a clue about who could or could not "pound" me. Street fighting cannot be put into words, it's fight or flight. Whitey made a mistake from the get go and paid for it, but you assuming that the other guy dould get within 10 fuckin feet of me without eating shit or worse is a bad assumptin.
Sand to the eyes of the atacker would have been my first move. I have 10 years of street fighting experience, so let's not try to tell me how to do it, K?

hahahaahahah, that is just awesome!

you don't hear often of guys with that much experience!

Anthony_A 10-28-2004 06:30 AM

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Originally posted by newbreed
Keep trading stocks and leave the fighting to people who have fought. :2 cents:
He's absolutely right.

Anthony_A 10-28-2004 06:31 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
This is exactly what I love about grappling. All the street fighters / boxers think it looks so weak when in real life that guy would have broken every limb of your body had you really tried to fight him. You may be a bad ass against the casual idiot on the street but don't think that "sissy" style is nothing. My money would be on the grappler in ANY fight.
I take it all back about you.

Nothing but the truth you posted.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Fake Nick 10-28-2004 06:37 AM

this once again proves that surfers ar big PUSSIES

Anthony_A 10-28-2004 06:40 AM

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Originally posted by swedguy
The greeks knew how to fight too. But probably not as good as you, cause they were all sissys

http://dl.ccc.cccd.edu/classes/inter...s/S0001789.jpg

Learn your history.

Greek Pankration was no joke.

http://www3.telus.net/kevinotoole/history.html

Alex From San Diego 10-28-2004 06:42 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
everybody here's a tough guy lol!!

Until you meet them face to face at the next convention....lol

ytcracker 10-28-2004 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by Gynecologist
That's ok. We (Whites) have taken their land and destroyed their culture. I think we are still ahead.

Losers

hey im native hawaiian
that makes me cry

technically i am one of the assimilated
oh well

crockett 10-28-2004 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by pornguy
that is really fucked up. Someone should've helped that kid. I hope he sued the shit out of that gorilla
fuck that, this is what pisses me off in America everyone thinks you have to sue for everything under the sun.

The guy got his ass kicked for being dumb. It would be one thing if it was totally un provoked but the moron just kept asking for more. He has no one to blame but himself.

He kept going back like he was going to fight and then let the guy kick his ass over and over. He missed his key point when the guy tackled him. He had the chance to get in some good blows right when he was tackled but just laid their like a little girl and took it.

Xenophage 10-28-2004 07:37 AM

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Originally posted by OzMan
You looked a lot skinnier in that video Lars, was it a while back? :winkwink:

I have been threatened numerous times in Hawaii over the "whose wave is/was it" deal during crowded sessions but never came to blows.

If that was Kainoa Magee in the water, I am surprised he didn't kill the guy as he was pretty much unstoppable at one stage.

You gotta give the haole guy some respect though for taking a bit of a beating and still hanging around. Nobody could be that stupid, so it must take some kind of courage I guess. :)

The ocean is owned by the people not a select few people born with mad surf skillz. It would be like saying there is only these 3 baseball fields in the world and no others can ever be built. So little leagers you cant play we have to save it for the professionals. Waves are a limited resource. I dont have a issue with contest per say but when they tell me to get out of the water.. FUCK EM.. as long as I am following the rules and not burning people, I should be able to surf in peace ! On the other hand I would not swing at someone in the water like that guy did thats just asking for it.

in santa cruz we have a contest every other week at at least one of the breaks.. one time ther was a contest at the 3 main breaks. and they were all tellin people to beat it. If ya did not surf during contest here you would surf half as much as you normally do.


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