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Ana Laura · 10-27-2004, 01:19 AM

The Rabbit & the Lion
Author Unknown
Archived by Erowid, 06/2001

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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel So good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?! He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"

MindWaste · 10-27-2004, 01:22 AM

Funny shit...

Victor-E · 10-27-2004, 03:14 AM

Gotta remember that one next time I'm rolling.

10-27-2004, 01:19 AM	#1
Ana Laura Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 324	The Rabbit & the Lion The Rabbit & the Lion Author Unknown Archived by Erowid, 06/2001 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel So good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?! He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!" __________________ Our Top 100 affiliates LIVE : http://affiliates.IwantU.com/top100.ring -------- Ana Laura B. ICQ: 567-483 http://www.IwantU.com Our members get laid and our affiliates get paid

10-27-2004, 01:22 AM	#2
MindWaste Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Tac Town Posts: 3,662	Funny shit... __________________ Traviss Solomon ----- HOGDICE.COM HOGDICE.COM is a broken website if you have advice email me....

10-27-2004, 03:14 AM	#3
Victor-E Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: SFV Posts: 573	Gotta remember that one next time I'm rolling. __________________ www.velvetecstasy.com