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can anyone here suck their own dick?
if so make a video and i will pay you for it.
post a reply if you can. i am interested who can suck their own dick.
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Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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please, no.
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Location: Toronto
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hehe, we all tried to at one point....
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Location: New Jersey
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If I could I wouldn't be posting.
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I need a beer
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Contact Braindead
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Only if I tie a knot in it first, otherwise it goes over my head.
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Shit man, I'd have no reason to ever leave my bedroom if I could do that!
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Vancouver Ehh
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Ahhhhh, I dont think my back is supposed to make that sound!
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#9 |
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Location: Los Angeles, CA, USA
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When I was 16 I could. It's nowhere near as enjoyable as a regular blowjob because you can only get the head in and you're in an uncomfortable position.
At 42 and 350 lbs, umm . . . no
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By the wrath of Agamemnon
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I am a meat popsicle.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada
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do you need a list ???? look at how many times so many posters have done that here??? And some BIG playa's too .. |
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Hello world!
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Occasionally
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Obviously you'd rather have the handjob.
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i've found a lot of girls cannot give a propper HJ
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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If I could suck my own dick I'd never leave the house!
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I can only wish I was that flexible.
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would you really want to suck your own dick?
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No Refunds Issued.
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i'm not that acrobatic...
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Hello world!
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It's overrated. It's YOUR mouth not a woman's. Think about it.
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So if you can do this do you come in your own mouth?
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what a terrible idea we've all pondered. would that make you an asexual fag?
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Who isn't able to do that?
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Being that im a girl no.
But my boyfriend can do it standing up.. Can only get the head in though. still interesting to see. ![]() |
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oh-no no way..i'd rather stick to the old ways.
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No one succeeded? I got half the shaft in my mouth before I blew out 3 vertebrae ![]() ![]()
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However, his sister was also blessed with that kind of flexibility, and could eat herself out.
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this is highly disturbing.
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no thanks
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