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I caught my first mouse today.
ok, trap went off. Penut butter seems to be the fav snack.
mouse wasn't in the trap - he was standing beside it - dazed. I looked a little closer and saw some blood - it had wacked him in the head and the mouse was drunk from a concusion. Moving slow, he looked at me. He looked hurt and looked like he wanted me to help him. I felt really bad for him - then I saw all the shit in the cubord and remembered how he toar my dog food bag to shreads and scattered dog food all over the cuboard. Grrrrr. I put him in a plastic cup and took him to the river and tossed him in. i'm torn. I honestly feel bad for the little critter but i HAVE to get rid of them. They cannot stay here. I'm tempted to get some sort of live trap system in the future though. I really didn't like the way the hurt mouse looked at me. That kind of stuff can haunt you - esp since he's probally got 200 children.......
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cook it now ...they are pretty good but fried...
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![]() ![]() How can you feal bad for a mouse after putting traps all over ? |
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you are getting too kind heh
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Don't they have some new mouse trap that spins shut and doesn't fuck up the mouse?
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I am pretty much an animal lover, but mice don't get much love from me once they are getting into my stuff. As long as they stay out of my food and such I am nice to them.
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you won't feel any mercy when he/she starts eating your clothes...
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I have a funny mouse story, and some of you will swear im lying but this is the honest truth.
we had a mouse in our home after we first moved in and had tried everything to catch or capture him. Traps didnt work, both lethal and live traps, it was as if he knew what he was up against and always knew a way around it. we had torn up our carpet in order to put down new hardwood floors in our living room and I was in their during the day one day pulling tacks and random pieces of glue remnants off the bare plywood to make way for a smooth install of the the floors and as im crawling around on my knees the mouse just walks up to me and stops, and looks up at me as if to say "okay I surrender" so I walked into the kitchen, got a cup, walked back to where he was, scooped him up, carried him down into our backyard and tossed him into some leaves across the creek. Strangest thing I have ever seen a wild animal do. He wasnt scared of me, just wanted out. |
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I know the feeling when I was young I used to shoot birds with my bb gun and one time the bird didn't die and was flopping around. I freaked out and my dad made me finish the job. that was the last time I shot a bird with it.
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He doesn't realize he's in your space. He's just trying to find a decent meal like the rest of us do everyday. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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You should get a cat to do the dirty work for ya
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living up north in canada i was always outside and we killed lots of animals as children growing up. well one day i had a bb gun or pellet gun..and i shot a squirell out of a tree..it wouldnt die...i shot it in the head a couple times and it wouldnt do it...my friends dad came out and got all mad at us, and finished it off with a big stick i have never been hunting because of that experience |
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I had a couple that were in a pale in the yard...dont want them getting in so I filled the pale half full of water
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get one of the ones they stick to and cant get off, i think the mouse survives those
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![]() One blast from this bad boy and you won't have to toss the little dazed bastards into the river, just a loud noise and a very fine mist. ![]()
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A few facts...
In a single year, a female may have five to 10 litters of usually five or six young each. Young are born 19 to 21 days after mating, and they reach reproductive maturity in six to 10 weeks. The life span of a mouse is usually nine to 12 months. During its daily activities, a mouse normally travels an area averaging 10 to 30 feet in diameter, seldom traveling further than this to obtain food or water. When house mice live in or around structures, they almost always cause some degree of economic damage. In homes and commercial buildings, they may feed on various stored food items or pet foods. In addition, they usually contaminate foodstuffs with their urine, droppings, and hair. A single mouse eats only about 8 pounds of food per year but destroys considerably more food than it consumes because of its habit of nibbling on many foods and discarding partially eaten items. Among the diseases mice or their parasites may transmit to humans are salmonellosis (food poisoning), rickett-sialpox, and lymphocytic choriomeningitis. Mice may also carry leptospirosis, ratbite fever, tapeworms, and organisms that can cause ringworm (a fungal skin disease) in humans.
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Mice are cute, when they're not loose in the house.
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Congrats and sorry you feel so bad about it but if you let it stay it could cause you to get sick and that's not a good thing at all of course. I say just get non-lethal traps next time...
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I hate the fucking mouse
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