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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Between your mamma's legs
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You guys need to re-instate CLINTON !!!
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the "Clinton Era". It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides. Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar." The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress "Presidue." Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young. Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom. It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed. Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation - they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff." Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister! Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ------------------ ![]() |
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The US took a HUGE step towards the left when you guys elected a president with a libido ... Hell, we had to legalize marijuana in order to try to keep up with y'all ... and then you go and elect Dubya ?!?
Canada took the lead at that point ... More proof that you need to close all bars and liquor stores on election day !!! ![]() ------------------ ![]() |
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Location: BC, Canada
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lol Hungryman
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: portland, OR
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we didn't really elect dubya, he was picked. Gore got more actual votes but dubya's brother happened to be govenor of the state that decided the election. Actually, if you think about it he didn't really win gore lost. All gore needed to do was let clinton help him and he would have won. Also, gore went for the elderly vote and he got it, only most of them in Florida accidently voted for buchanan
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Utopia
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Yeah, that Dubye is gonna kill us all once he gets back on booze
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: inside my brain
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lol.... if you ex-president not a man then his cant fuck a women. so americans gov. and press make sensation from nothing. Clinton fuck this bitch and i can only say - "good step, mr. ex-president, but you can choose much pretty girl to fuck", i cant understand what a problem here? moraly? no. politic reason? maybe yes. so lets presidents fuck all womens what they wish to fuck - it they oun business, as i think ------------------ Offshoreclicks - it Rulez 3c per raw click, 0.035 per imps Sell Your Exit Here !!! Nex-cash - up to 4 c per click |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
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Amen Hungryman, Bush is just fuckin' stupid
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: boneproneless family
Posts: 256
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gotta agree bush is a nut
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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fuck off bush -> "... we disarm a Russia..."... only full idiot can say this .... fucking cowboy -> his need to go eat cow shit to his farm.... ------------------ Offshoreclicks - it Rulez 3c per raw click, 0.035 per imps Sell Your Exit Here !!! Nex-cash - up to 4 c per click |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: London, UK
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Let me tell yah foeigners hate the shrub more. This is soemthing you quickly learn as an American living abroad. I was one of those absente ballots and I'll just say mine wasn't for the shrub.
Not a day goes by where I don't appolagize to someone for the president of my home county. Hey but still atleast Helms is going. yay! Sjayne Token Bleeding Heart Liberal ------------------ Sjayne's Quality Porn Links - Have Free Sites? Submit them to my new link list. XPhotography - Incredible Low Cost Content Source for Adult Webmasters! |
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