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MrIzzz · 10-20-2004, 09:27 PM

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body
heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl
replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my
body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and it
warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."

The girl replied "then put it between my legs. The warmth
of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.

The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis
is frozen solid"

The following day the daughter was driving in the ! buggy wi th
her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard
of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you
ask?"

The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when
they defrost, don't they?"

pornstar2pac · 10-20-2004, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body
heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl
replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my
body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and it
warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."

The girl replied "then put it between my legs. The warmth
of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.

The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis
is frozen solid"

The following day the daughter was driving in the ! buggy wi th
her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard
of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you
ask?"

The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when
they defrost, don't they?"

I can't read

Juicy D. Links · 10-20-2004, 09:34 PM

wedouglas · 10-20-2004, 09:36 PM

too tired for long jokes like that....good effort though

Mike Okitch · 10-20-2004, 10:07 PM

Dildozer · 10-20-2004, 10:30 PM

LOL most excellent joke indeed

emthree · 10-21-2004, 01:28 PM

which werido though that one up?

sickkittens · 10-21-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wedouglas
too tired for long jokes like that....good effort though

That's alot of reading for you?

Trixxxia · 10-21-2004, 01:35 PM

It's a good one Izz!

Lucy · 10-21-2004, 01:36 PM

lol

Manowar · 10-21-2004, 01:56 PM

Sagitta · 10-21-2004, 01:57 PM

Nice

DatingGold · 10-21-2004, 02:32 PM

10-20-2004, 09:27 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	warning:: joke inside An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and it warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "then put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The now excited boyfriend thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis is frozen solid" The following day the daughter was driving in the ! buggy wi th her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't they?" __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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