Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas... - GoFuckYourself.com

Art Del Gado · 10-21-2004, 10:02 AM

Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Goodbye HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER!!

seeric · 10-21-2004, 10:03 AM

where do you guys find this stuff? good reading from the adult lounge camp.

Nader · 10-21-2004, 10:12 AM

Funny but true

WWC · 10-21-2004, 10:12 AM

thats funny dude....is this shit real?

4Pics · 10-21-2004, 10:15 AM

Sosa · 10-21-2004, 10:25 AM

haha

Art Del Gado · 10-21-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by A1R3K
where do you guys find this stuff? good reading from the adult lounge camp.

thx A1R3K .. ill keep em coming

Phoenix · 10-21-2004, 10:47 AM

hahahaha...so true

Manowar · 10-21-2004, 10:49 AM

enter » · 10-21-2004, 10:49 AM

That's very funny but I clicked the thread thinking it was real. Seems like a good concept : A mall full of tool stores and electronic shops and maybe a couple places to get clothes and all without having to see stupid candle shops and bed bath & beyonds.

LoriAnderson · 10-21-2004, 11:01 AM

very cute!

WWC - Jimmy · 10-21-2004, 12:38 PM

10-21-2004, 10:02 AM	#1
Art Del Gado Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 960	Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas... Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I wonder what's further up? Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Goodbye HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER!! __________________ Art Del Gado ICQ: 616143

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enter » Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: -- arizona --» Posts: 2,362	That's very funny but I clicked the thread thinking it was real. Seems like a good concept : A mall full of tool stores and electronic shops and maybe a couple places to get clothes and all without having to see stupid candle shops and bed bath & beyonds. __________________ «-- offer extended through New Years (icq286487452)

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