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Old 07-24-2001, 05:14 AM   #1
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A funny story about recruiting models

This just happened here -- I recently hired a new webmaster who was eager to start recruiting new models. He is a good looking young guy and each day he goes down to the pool at his apartment to introduce himself to girls and find out if they are interesting in nude modeling.

Last weekend I was at his apartment, an older woman knocked on his door. I answered, and she demanded to know "what was going on up here."

She wanted to know why he was handing out cards to all the pretty girls at the pool but he had yet to give one to her 16 year old daughter! I just about died laughing -- "Oh shit lady, did you know that you are the first mom ever to actually ask us to recruit her daughter into the PORN BIZ?"

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Old 07-24-2001, 05:24 AM   #2
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She's definatly not the first mom ... LOL
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Old 07-24-2001, 06:00 AM   #3
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lol, funny story !
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Old 07-24-2001, 07:12 AM   #4
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Hahaha.. cool !
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Old 07-24-2001, 07:15 AM   #5
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that's really funny

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Old 07-24-2001, 11:13 AM   #6
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Whats wrong with 16yr olds?
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Old 07-24-2001, 11:30 AM   #7
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yaeh what's wrong with them?

SonOfRage is 16 and nobody has got a problem with that...

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Old 07-24-2001, 12:36 PM   #8
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I thought you were talking about Tanker for a second there! That was extremely funny. Can't wait to meet you Steve.

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Old 07-24-2001, 02:36 PM   #9
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i think i need to move to that apartment complex.
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Old 07-24-2001, 06:35 PM   #10
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My building was bought 8 years ago by an owner of an old folks home. So 90% of the tenants are senior citizens.
Maybe should start a mature site
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Old 07-24-2001, 07:57 PM   #11
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Hehe - too bad if you solicit a teen anywhere you can get a lovely knock on the door by your local law enforcement

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Old 08-23-2001, 06:17 PM   #12
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Ah, an oldie but goodie.

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Old 08-23-2001, 09:48 PM   #13
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hehe
still makes me laugh

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Old 08-24-2001, 12:05 PM   #14
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This is an ideal mother!
I wish all the momy on this planet thinking like her!
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Old 08-24-2001, 12:20 PM   #15
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He forgot to mention that he mother joined the photoshooting as well

[not a big fan of mature content myself]

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Old 08-24-2001, 05:57 PM   #16
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Hmmmmm... My apartment complex is run by a 60 year old FAT dood and his wife. I swear he's vowed to his wife to NEVER rent a unit to anyone prettier than her.

*shivers*
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