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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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#1 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Lightspeedworld
Posts: 7,940
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A funny story about recruiting models
This just happened here -- I recently hired a new webmaster who was eager to start recruiting new models. He is a good looking young guy and each day he goes down to the pool at his apartment to introduce himself to girls and find out if they are interesting in nude modeling.
Last weekend I was at his apartment, an older woman knocked on his door. I answered, and she demanded to know "what was going on up here." She wanted to know why he was handing out cards to all the pretty girls at the pool but he had yet to give one to her 16 year old daughter! I just about died laughing -- "Oh shit lady, did you know that you are the first mom ever to actually ask us to recruit her daughter into the PORN BIZ?" ![]() ------------------ "Race to the bank with LightspeedCash!" [This message has been edited by Lightspeed (edited 07-24-2001).] |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 243
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She's definatly not the first mom ... LOL
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#3 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,434
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lol, funny story !
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#4 |
God is Brazilian
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Brazil
Posts: 10,601
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Hahaha.. cool !
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#5 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: bellevue,wa 98007
Posts: 672
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#6 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack?
Posts: 632
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Whats wrong with 16yr olds?
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#7 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,434
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yaeh what's wrong with them?
SonOfRage is 16 and nobody has got a problem with that... ------------------ Make money at the speed of light! Unknown conversion ratios! [email protected] 77717734 |
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Roseville, CA USA
Posts: 30
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I thought you were talking about Tanker for a second there! That was extremely funny. Can't wait to meet you Steve.
------------------ Mrs. Tanker |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 5,856
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i think i need to move to that apartment complex.
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#10 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Manchester, NH
Posts: 257
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My building was bought 8 years ago by an owner of an old folks home. So 90% of the tenants are senior citizens.
Maybe should start a mature site |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 3,766
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Hehe - too bad if you solicit a teen anywhere you can get a lovely knock on the door by your local law enforcement
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#12 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
Posts: 5,738
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Ah, an oldie but goodie.
------------------ You might be the biggest boob of them all. |
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#13 |
Will code for food...
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Buckeye, AZ
Posts: 8,496
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#14 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 153
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This is an ideal mother!
I wish all the momy on this planet thinking like her! |
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He forgot to mention that he mother joined the photoshooting as well
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#16 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Bumfuck
Posts: 1,223
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Hmmmmm... My apartment complex is run by a 60 year old FAT dood and his wife. I swear he's vowed to his wife to NEVER rent a unit to anyone prettier than her.
*shivers* |
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