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Old 10-19-2004, 01:23 PM   #1
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Woman places dating ad at public billboard

HELEN Zou knows what she wants in a man -- in fact, she's so certain about it that for the next month, she's advertising her requirements on a public billboard.

The softly spoken 40-year-old says she is serious about wanting to find a life partner and has spent $5000 on the advertisement, which has been mounted near the Ritz Theatre in Randwick.

The billboard, which went up last week, is headed "Husband Wanted", and reads in part: "Beautiful intelligent Australian Chinese lady seeks to have dream family with a fabulous partner to enjoy a lifetime with".



Ms Zou says she is looking to settle down with a professional man aged up to 45.


Her other requirements included a good sense of humour, a solid financial background, and someone who possessed a "warm and caring nature".

Ms Zou, a civil engineering researcher, who has never married, said it had not been easy to find a suitable mate.


She was previously involved in a long-distance relationship which ended after five years. Her other attempts at romance had been equally unsuccessful.


She said she had been thinking about advertising for a partner for some time before contacting Australian Posters about a month ago.


Although her decision to take out the billboard advertisement might be seen as extreme by some, Ms Zou shrugs as she explains her decision for going ahead with it.


"I'm surprised a lot of people think this is special or unusual," she said. "It's Australia. There's a lot of freedom here. If you can put up a sign advertising Coca-Cola or whatever, why not write one about a husband."


The advertisement, which asks prospective suitors to contact Ms Zou by e-mail, will remain up at Randwick for four weeks. She already has had several messages from men who have seen the sign.

Source: http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/st...toryid=2105049
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:26 PM   #2
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:29 PM   #3
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:31 PM   #4
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She atleast coulda found a another chick's pic to put on the billboard, shes not gonna get no bites with that mug.
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:44 PM   #6
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The hatemail she gets from GFY alone will probably push her into suicide.
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:47 PM   #7
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I am sure that ad won't be up much longer i can just imagine all the horrid emails she has gotten
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Old 10-19-2004, 01:51 PM   #8
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Old 10-19-2004, 03:24 PM   #9
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Old 10-19-2004, 03:26 PM   #10
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She could have at least got a push-up bra
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Old 10-19-2004, 03:31 PM   #11
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She atleast coulda found a another chick's pic to put on the billboard, shes not gonna get no bites with that mug.
exactly!!
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:19 PM   #12
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Old 10-19-2004, 04:28 PM   #13
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go Helen Go!..nothing wrong with knowing what you want.
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Old 10-19-2004, 05:49 PM   #14
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All she states is what she demands... not what she offers.

I mean.... does she swallow?

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Old 10-19-2004, 05:59 PM   #16
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she should've used that money on plastic surgery




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Old 10-19-2004, 06:49 PM   #18
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I bet she'll get a lot of serious response. It's amazing how many guys just want to settle down..
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:37 PM   #19
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This was already done a few years ago by a chick in Tennessee. I actually drove past her billboard with a friend of mine, on the way to Nashville right after Christmas that year. She was driving and after we went past I said, "Holy shit- that was a billboard with some chick advertising for a husband on a website." My friend didn't believe me so we had to get off the interstate, turn around, and go back so she could see.

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Old 10-19-2004, 07:47 PM   #20
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After looking at her pic, I can see why she needed to spend 5K on a billboard ad. She would of been better off spending 10 bucks on a personal ad in a newspaper. She may of gotten a few dates that way, at least.
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