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Rico 10-19-2004 08:14 AM

throw it in a box with the rest of the others.

Jakke PNG 10-19-2004 08:21 AM

I'd buy a property for myself someplace warm. Then figure out what to do. :)
Probably a few rental apartments in Helsinki to pay for my living. :)

Nicky 10-19-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

I would invest about $800k of it into safe stocks, import a load of 1950's and 60's chevy/cadillac/buick cars (very expensive in Sweden) and some into the adult biz......id for sure do morethings but thats just some of it.......:glugglug :thumbsup

now where is my million Quiet, I know you have it :Graucho

quiet 10-19-2004 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I'd buy a property for myself someplace warm. Then figure out what to do. :)
i bet i can guess where :)

brizzad 10-19-2004 08:26 AM

$50,000 on a new car, put $450,000 into my awesome invention idea, put the other $500,000 into a swiss bank account

loverboy 10-19-2004 08:27 AM

id probably stop work for a year and tour Europe.. the rest will go to the bank.

pimplink 10-19-2004 08:37 AM

I won't tell you

Theo 10-19-2004 08:44 AM

i would start a real estate co. in Iraq :Graucho

Rinaldo 10-19-2004 08:46 AM

I'd buy Viagra in bulk lease a ship and a small militia and sail down to south america... sell it to local dealers...
I'd flip that and make 7 million cash, invest in an offshore bank, laundering the money untraceable... then take my 5 million clean money and stick it in a high yield account and live off the interest for the rest of my life

stocktrader23 10-19-2004 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

Turn of the computer and head to the areas destroyed by hurricanes with truckload after truckload of shingles and other material. Make another million in 3 or 4 months selling material and contracting roofing jobs. Actually don't even need close to a million to do that, wanna invest? :winkwink:

stocktrader23 10-19-2004 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
Turn of the computer and head to the areas destroyed by hurricanes with truckload after truckload of shingles and other material. Make another million in 3 or 4 months selling material and contracting roofing jobs. Actually don't even need close to a million to do that, wanna invest? :winkwink:
Oh, and open up several large trailer parks in this shithole of a town....seriously.

Dagwolf 10-19-2004 08:53 AM

$50 million...

Edit: Damn..... I missed it. Again. Oh well.

Jamdin 10-19-2004 09:00 AM

I would do the following:

Pay off my medical bills,
Give money to my mother so she can retire early,
Buy me a new car,
Buy me a house,
Start a publishing company with books, comics and magazines
Travel to Ireland,
Help my family and friends with their money problems,
Invest in stocks & bonds,
Give to charity.

hova 10-19-2004 09:04 AM

Shop, invest.

I got some plans that would work better with a million in my pocket

mrbling 10-19-2004 09:15 AM

one million dollars...
if you didn't make it all dollar by dollar, you'll probably lose a lot of it quickly over the years by not having enough money experience to handle it :)

about investing - easier said then done, investing is a business, if you aren't good in business, you won't do well in investing.
about starting up franchises - lots of work

What I would do with an extra mil,
save 100k for investing in my current business only when the 100k goes in will come back with a 100-500% ROI,
the rest will stay in the bank waiting for the right time and the right place to pounce.
10% of your investment always makes 90% of the income in my experience.
until you have a business or sure opportunity where you can funnel 100% of your investment into that 10%, then you have the ultimate playing field.

FlyingIguana 10-19-2004 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
one million dollars...
if you didn't make it all dollar by dollar, you'll probably lose a lot of it quickly over the years by not having enough money experience to handle it :)

about investing - easier said then done, investing is a business, if you aren't good in business, you won't do well in investing.
about starting up franchises - lots of work

What I would do with an extra mil,
save 100k for investing in my current business only when the 100k goes in will come back with a 100-500% ROI,
the rest will stay in the bank waiting for the right time and the right place to pounce.
10% of your investment always makes 90% of the income in my experience.
until you have a business or sure opportunity where you can funnel 100% of your investment into that 10%, then you have the ultimate playing field.

investing is much different than starting a business.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-19-2004 10:03 AM

Pay all my bills off.. make sure my family was not "needing" for anything ..invest some so I dont have to work again and travel and enjoy my hobbies..

DX 10-19-2004 10:04 AM

Pay of all debts/bills... expand business.

Lykos 10-19-2004 10:49 AM

Damn...that won't happen ever so i won't waste my time thinking about that :(

quiet 10-19-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lykos
Damn...that won't happen ever so i won't waste my time thinking about that :(
what's your paypal addy?

Bigwilly 10-19-2004 10:51 AM

go to south america buy a bunch of coke and turn that million into 50 milion

Marcus 10-19-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
tax free, no strings attached - what would you do with it? details?

:glugglug

Id open up a fast food franchise or 2. Ive never seen a mcdonalds or dunkin donuts close down in my life. Of course im in Boston and we have a dunkin donuts on every corner.

I live across from an industrial park and have been day dreaming about opening up a fast food place in the middle of all those businesses. It would clean up.

pornguy 10-19-2004 10:57 AM

Invest and make more.

sacX 10-19-2004 10:59 AM

probably some interest earning asset, such as bonds until the right opportunity came along.

I am patient.

Supercharged 10-19-2004 11:14 AM

I would look at buying either a whole apartment building or several floors of one in either Budapest or Praque... both countries about to join the EU

Pornopat 10-19-2004 11:17 AM

Yell at the person.
I would make in clear that they better hand it to be in a more respectfull way next time.
:321GFY

Sami 10-19-2004 11:35 AM

Its about time you hit me up on ICQ,

lets talk!

Nismo 10-19-2004 11:46 AM

Invest in Apt. complex rental units & a restaurant(s).

Intrigue 10-19-2004 11:49 AM

After i got done busting a nut, i'd make sure all of my bills got payed and what not, and start developing the ideas i've been poking around for investors for, put what i didn't need in the bank (a very large portion), and be a happy fuckin camper :thumbsup

murray_dawg 10-19-2004 11:52 AM

Move back to Canada, put it in the bank, live off the interest. When the exchange gets better pull it into CDN funds and invest in real estate.

Basic_man 10-19-2004 11:55 AM

I'd go to the bank and get all the cash !!

TheDatingNetworkCameron 10-19-2004 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
I want a really nice home to live in, so I'd say a house.
WG

If you didnt atleast buy a sick car with part of it, id drive over to your new house and hit you.

quiet 10-19-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cambo
If you didnt atleast buy a sick car with part of it, id drive over to your new house and hit you.
no doubt. WG, it's about time you hooked up with an M3.

:glugglug

WiredGuy 10-19-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cambo
If you didnt atleast buy a sick car with part of it, id drive over to your new house and hit you.
I have a sick red M3, I just park it in Burlington :)
WG

TheDatingNetworkCameron 10-19-2004 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
I have a sick red M3, I just park it in Burlington :)
WG

LOL
why is the ownership in my name then?

WiredGuy 10-19-2004 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cambo
LOL
why is the ownership in my name then?

Insurance reasons :)
WG

LadyMischief 10-19-2004 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
I have a sick red M3, I just park it in Burlington :)
WG

Get your own!!! If you do, I'll make you dinner again...

Gynecologist 10-19-2004 12:09 PM

Invest 100% of it.

kenny 10-19-2004 12:09 PM

I'd party it away as fast as I could

Can't take it with you

monro 10-19-2004 12:10 PM

Donate it all to get Bush elected


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