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Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 08:00 PM

I will be performing at the Chiller Theater in East Ruthford, New Jersey at the end of the month. If any of you kids want to come and say hi, I'll be more than happy to tell you to go fuck yourselves to your faces.

Spunky · 10-18-2004, 08:02 PM

Nobody believes you

Zerof8 · 10-18-2004, 08:03 PM

What will you be performing? I didnt think pretending to ride a motorcycle was classified as performing.

Rochard · 10-18-2004, 08:04 PM

NEW JERSEY?

YOU COULDN'T PAY ME TO GO TO JERSEY.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Zerof8
What will you be performing? I didnt think pretending to ride a motorcycle was classified as performing.

Very funny. I have done more acting besides Renegade you know.

Spunky · 10-18-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Very funny. I have done more acting besides Renegade you know.

Somehow nothing really comes to mind...Did you star in a movie where a chimp did all his own stunts?

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
NEW JERSEY?

YOU COULDN'T PAY ME TO GO TO JERSEY.

Well being an actor, making certain sacrifices is part of the job description.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by spunky
Nobody believes you

I don't believe in you.

jacked · 10-18-2004, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
NEW JERSEY?

YOU COULDN'T PAY ME TO GO TO JERSEY.

whoa whats so bad about jersey lol

east rutherford is like 2 or 3 towns away from me this is some booshite

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by jacked
this is some booshite

I shite you not.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=344530

Juicy D. Links · 10-18-2004, 09:04 PM

jacked · 10-18-2004, 09:05 PM

definately another alter ego of the juicinator

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by jacked
definately another alter ego of the juicinator

Sorry, you obviously didn't read the thread that proves that I am who I say I am, but to tell you the truth, I really don't give a shit what you think.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not your 'leader' Juicylinks.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=344530

Juicy D. Links · 10-18-2004, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by jacked
definately another alter ego of the juicinator

this aint me

this is a good character though

jacked · 10-18-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Sorry, you obviously didn't read the thread that proves that I am who I say I am, but to tell you the truth, I really don't give a shit what you think.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not your 'leader' Juicylinks.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=344530

what the gay? holy shit i hope your joking your sites pretty beat lol

if your really gonna be there let me know i'll come take pics to show everyone

TurboAngel · 10-18-2004, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas

Sorry to disappoint you, but I am not your 'leader' Juicylinks.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=344530

LMFAO.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by jacked
what the gay?

I never knew that 'what the gay?' became a slang term.

Maybe it's better that you do not come to any of the shows. I am concerned about you now.

jacked · 10-18-2004, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I never knew that 'what the gay?' became a slang term.

Maybe it's better that you do not come to any of the shows. I am concerned about you now.

your just another troll.. carry on

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by jacked

your just another troll.. carry on

On second thought, come to the show. Tell me who you are to my face.

Methodcash Rick · 10-18-2004, 09:49 PM

I'll fly from Vegas to Jersey, provided you agree to take a photo with a GFY fansign..

Say the word, and I'll have my lawyer write up the agreement and send it to your manager...

If you are who you say you are, then you should have no problem doing that...

Time to put up or shut up

jacked · 10-18-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
On second thought, come to the show. Tell me who you are to my face.

he's bullshiting, are you seriously telling me that leronzo lomass spends his time posting on GFY, if so then you really hit a low you must have no life

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by BB-Rick
I'll fly from Vegas to Jersey, provided you agree to take a photo with a GFY fansign..

Say the word, and I'll have my lawyer write up the agreement and send it to your manager...

If you are who you say you are, then you should have no problem doing that...

Time to put up or shut up

I don't like lawyers, sorry. I've paid more to lawyers in my lifetime than you will ever make in your lifetime. If you want to come and meet me, fine. Bring your camera and I'll give you the finger if you want, no problem at all.

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by jacked
he's bullshiting, are you seriously telling me that leronzo lomass spends his time posting on GFY, if so then you really hit a low you must have no life.[/IMG]

I have only posted here a few times, over a few months. Perhaps it is you that needs the life?

jacked · 10-18-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I don't like lawyers, sorry. I've paid more to lawyers in my lifetime than you will ever make in your lifetime. If you want to come and meet me, fine. Bring your camera and I'll give you the finger if you want, no problem at all.

i'll be there camera in hand just to prove that your a bullshitter, whats the exact date your gonna be there considering your not on the chillers schedule of upcoming guests

jacked · 10-18-2004, 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I have only posted here a few times, over a few months. Perhaps it is you that needs the life?

i post here for a reson i'm a webmaster with adult sites, you are low life sheep with no sites wasting peoples time, i love fucking with the trolls

so whats your reason for posting on here mr. lamass

Lorenzo_Lamas · 10-18-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by jacked
i post here for a reson i'm a webmaster with adult sites, you are low life sheep with no sites wasting peoples time, i love fucking with the trolls

so whats your reason for posting on here mr. lamass

Read, asswipe.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=344530

jacked · 10-18-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Read, asswipe.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=344530

all i see in there is more bullshit your designer is a 12 year old that used paint shop, and your not lorenzo lamasss so stop tryin to pull that shite

some of the characters on here are hilarious

Rochard · 10-18-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Well being an actor, making certain sacrifices is part of the job description.

Only Bon Jovi lives in NJ. Still not sure why.

NinjaSteve · 10-18-2004, 10:35 PM

And Bon Jovi is a god. According to the 80's

Honeyslut · 10-18-2004, 11:21 PM

I want a signed copy of that sexy sig, dammit !

Honeyslut · 10-19-2004, 10:26 AM

bumpin my favorite troll

pornstar2pac · 10-19-2004, 10:31 AM

Are you going to be in the next "Rocky" movie?

jacked · 10-19-2004, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut
bumpin my favorite troll

bluedevil · 10-19-2004, 10:38 AM

i live 5 minutes away, you better be there or you will be called out as a fraud

Honeyslut · 10-19-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by bluedevil
i live 5 minutes away, you better be there or you will be called out as a fraud

The fact that he has a HUGE sig tells me he is a fake...

ColBigBalls · 10-19-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
I will be performing at the Chiller Theater in East Ruthford, New Jersey at the end of the month. If any of you kids want to come and say hi, I'll be more than happy to tell you to go fuck yourselves to your faces.

Alltopnotch · 10-19-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by ColBigBalls

jerzeemedia · 10-19-2004, 12:39 PM

Jersey here :-)

Ciao!

JM

longbrick · 10-19-2004, 12:49 PM

i still didnt see what you will be performing

Mr. X · 10-19-2004, 01:08 PM

Lorenzo was banned from this message board last night.

He contacted me just a little while ago and he's pissed.

You guys should be honored that a celebrity is actually taking the time to interact with you guys.

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Lorenzo_Lamas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 163	New Jersey adult webmasters, come bask in my glory! I will be performing at the Chiller Theater in East Ruthford, New Jersey at the end of the month. If any of you kids want to come and say hi, I'll be more than happy to tell you to go fuck yourselves to your faces.

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Mr. X Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Springfield Posts: 69	Lorenzo was banned from this message board last night. He contacted me just a little while ago and he's pissed. You guys should be honored that a celebrity is actually taking the time to interact with you guys. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.