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  • Xanobyte
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2001
    • 328
    #1

    Post your quote:

    From a friend, a movie, a tune, a commercial, or your original.... whatever.
    My personal fav is, "I ain't got time ta bleed." ~ (Predator)

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    • Jamdin
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      • Jan 2001
      • 3560
      #2
      My favorite quotes are at http://www.angelfire.com/ks/dreamrealm/quotes.html

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        • Exxxotica
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          • Jan 2001
          • 4396
          #3
          My favorite quote comes from Oregon's own...Unseenworld


          "ass-licking is what separates the men from the kids"

          I love it!!!


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            • Meni
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              • Jun 2001
              • 257
              #4
              "these go to 11"
              "double down"
              "try to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot"
              "37"
              "you are one pathetic loser, no offense"
              "you're prettier than most girls i've shagged"
              "get in my belly"
              "lets welcome Randy Watson"
              "fuck it all and fucking no regrets"
              "its over johnny"
              "hey where are they white women at?"
              "excuse me while I whip this out"
              "hey whore"
              "you're money"
              "I'm a producer"
              "he's tiny"
              "cinderella story"
              "it's in the hole"
              "roll em up"

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                • Meni
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                  • Jun 2001
                  • 257
                  #5
                  oops
                  3rd one was
                  "try NOT to suck any dick on your way thru the parking lot"
                  also
                  "no time for love dr jones"


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                    • pornJester
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                      • Mar 2001
                      • 6138
                      #6
                      "live and let die"

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                        • Meni
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                          • Jun 2001
                          • 257
                          #7
                          shit don't post drunk
                          another mistake
                          should be
                          "hey where are the white women at?"

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                            • Planet Bob
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                              • May 2001
                              • 303
                              #8
                              Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill - blade

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                                • lagwagon
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 8464
                                  #9
                                  "excuse me while i whip this out" Blazing Saddles funny as hell

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                                    • RedShoe
                                      赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 14831
                                      #10
                                      In death, everyone in Project Mayhem, has a name. His name is Robert Paulson"
                                      "His name is Robert Paulson"
                                      "His name is Robert Paulson"
                                      "His name is Robert Paulson"
                                      -Fight Club

                                      I can't quote it here, but everyline from GoodFellas



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                                        • UnseenWorld
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                                          • May 2001
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                                          #11
                                          Gosh, I know so many. Of course there's my classic, "Ass-licking is what separates the men from the boys." However, here are some others:

                                          "Everyone has to believe in something. (slight pause) I believe I'll have another beer."

                                          Woody Allen: "I don't want to live forever through my works. I want to live forever through never dying."

                                          Woody Allen: "I'm a bisexual because it doubles my chances of having a date on Saturday night."

                                          Actor George Sanders' Suicide Note: "Goodbye cruel world. You bored me stiff."

                                          Actor John Barrymore's last words when a friend asked him if his fatal condition was difficult: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

                                          "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."

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                                            • billy
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 157
                                              #12
                                              My friend think iam weird becasue " I skate on the other side of the ice" steven wright...boston mass.....he is the best

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                                                • kane
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 20684
                                                  #13
                                                  " you had best tighten up the line between your brain and your balls or I will take a giant shit on you!" - full metal jacket

                                                  and my all time favorite movie line is from young guns when charlie sheen says simply : " He gone on into the shitter."

                                                  Or, just saw this one again the other night. Duval in Apocolypse Now : " I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

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                                                    • NickB.
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 8856
                                                      #14

                                                      No woman, No cry!

                                                      Don't worry about a thing, because every little thing is gonna be allright!

                                                      Put your dick behind your head!

                                                      and really like the one exxxotica posted men and child!

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                                                        • Rivux
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                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 1026
                                                          #15
                                                          "Its a frickin hammer"

                                                          "It looks like its my lucky day, I will take The Rapists for 200"

                                                          "I'll play your game you rogue"

                                                          Or anything else from Celebrity Jeopardy.
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                                                            • Xanobyte
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 328
                                                              #16
                                                              "Yer gonna end up livin' on a steady diet of government cheese and livin' in a van down by the river!"
                                                              ~ The Immortal Chris Farley

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                                                                • Jizzman
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                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 379
                                                                  #17
                                                                  "what do you mean they cut the power? They're fucking animals" Aliens 2

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                                                                    • loster
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 120
                                                                      #18

                                                                      "What's the score here? What's next?"

                                                                      Anything from Fear and Loathing usually fits right into life :-)



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                                                                        • Lane
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                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 8496
                                                                          #19
                                                                          "you've got mail!"

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                                                                            • Enchantress
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                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 121
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Most of my favorite quotes come from Jack Handey:

                                                                              "I'd like to see a guy tap-dancing so fast his legs actually broke, because it would finally establish a "tap barrier", and we could move on from there."

                                                                              "I hope after I die people will say of me "that guy sure owed me a lot of money.""

                                                                              "One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes."

                                                                              "Probably the saddest thing you will ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend."

                                                                              "The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!"

                                                                              Enchantress

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                                                                                • McPornGuy
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                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 55
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Dam you tail
                                                                                  Dam you tail

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                                                                                    • Mikey
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                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 665
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      It's bad luck to be superstitious

                                                                                      Nonconformists are all alike

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                                                                                        • OsirisPLR
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                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 106
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          (The fucking easter bunny did this?)

                                                                                          (are there any balls down there? About the biggest pair you ever seen dingle berry)

                                                                                          (I swear pete. I didn't come in you) or something along that line!

                                                                                          (I don't care if they're dead. As long as they're not too cold)

                                                                                          (When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of ya!)



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                                                                                            • titmowse
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                                                                                              • 5320
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Ooooh Aliens quote:

                                                                                              "You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't seem them fucking each other for a Goddamned percentage."

                                                                                              one I like from New Jack City:

                                                                                              "I wanna kill you so bad, my dick is hard"!

                                                                                              There are so many more...

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                                                                                                • richard123
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                                  • 491
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Any fool can condemn, criticise
                                                                                                  and complain. And most do.

                                                                                                  I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure....

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                                                                                                    • h0st
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 1216
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      "we won´t stop cause we can´t stop"

                                                                                                      - Puff Daddy
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                                                                                                        • slim
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                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 30
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          How about:

                                                                                                          You can cram it with walnuts

                                                                                                          H. Simpson

                                                                                                          Definition of a platonic relationship: Where only one of you wants to fuck

                                                                                                          Lenny Bruce i think
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                                                                                                            • vegasdude
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                              • 3649
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST
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                                                                                                              from the movie blade!!!

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                                                                                                              Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                                                              Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                                                                • bunky
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                  • 902
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  mah favortie quote is:
                                                                                                                  "your born to live,
                                                                                                                  yah live to die,
                                                                                                                  so fuck tha world,
                                                                                                                  and let's get high!"


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                                                                                                                    • MrBrian
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                                                                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                                                                      • 1215
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • Xanobyte
                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                          • 328
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          2 more popped in my head this morning:

                                                                                                                          "Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get through this and I can get back to killing you with beer." ~H. Simpson

                                                                                                                          "Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make you a gawd-damned sexual tyrannasaurus! Just like me." ~ Predator (again)

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                                                                                                                            • SongRider
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                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                              • 651
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              "Life is what happens while your making other plans"...John Lennon

                                                                                                                              "If you chose not to decide you still have made a choice"...RUSH

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                                                                                                                                • Warphead
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                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 994
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  "...and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee." - Jules

                                                                                                                                  "To be as God one must do as God does."
                                                                                                                                  -Hannibal Lector

                                                                                                                                  "Our fathers were the models for God." -Tyler Durden

                                                                                                                                  I decided to go with all god quotes, just to make it challenging.

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                                                                                                                                    • DearAbby
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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 979
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Equinox: "Cuz I love 14" black dildos. "

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                                                                                                                                        • xanx
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                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 3711
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          "never go to a 9-5 job and like it"

                                                                                                                                          - someone from GFY

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                                                                                                                                            • Hot Tropical Babes
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Meni
                                                                                                                                              shit don't post drunk
                                                                                                                                              another mistake
                                                                                                                                              should be
                                                                                                                                              "hey where are the white women at?"

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                                                                                                                                                • Sappy
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  "We can't stop here! This is bat country..."

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                                                                                                                                                    • fantasycontent
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                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 2104
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      what about an old time favorite..."Here's Johnny" from the shining
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                                                                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          if it has tits or wheels, it is going to give you trouble

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                                                                                                                                                            • pornisgood
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 70
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              2 of my favorites from 2 great rappers

                                                                                                                                                              "zip zero stingy wit dinero"- JayZ (what i say to the bitches who want my money)
                                                                                                                                                              "I rather live like a man than die like a coward" late great 2pac

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                                                                                                                                                                • Stealthy
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                                                                                                                                                                  • 626
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  "I think the truest evidence that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us yet..." - Calvin & Hobbes

                                                                                                                                                                  "I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time" - Steven Wright

                                                                                                                                                                  "We're royally screwed now man! Game over man, game over!" - Hudson from Aliens

                                                                                                                                                                  "Remember; Short, Controlled bursts..." - Hicks from Aliens right before all fucking Hell breaks loose
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                                                                                                                                                                    • MonkeyMan
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 1026
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      "It is ridiculous claiming that video games influence children. For instance, if Pac-Man affected kids born in the 80's we should by now have a bunch of teenagers who run around in darkened rooms and eat pills while listening to monotonous electronic music."

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                                                                                                                                                                        • fear
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                                                                                                                                                                          • 379
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!"

                                                                                                                                                                          - Homer Simpson

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Basher
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              "lifes a bitch and then you die" also Duval in Apocolypse Now "Charlie dont surf!!"
                                                                                                                                                                              my bum itches

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                                                                                                                                                                                • PeekHoles
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 1151
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I saw this posted on the board a few days ago so I can't take full credit.


                                                                                                                                                                                  Procratination is like masturbation, it feels good but sooner or later you realize you are fucking yourself

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • XXXPaysiteDesign
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      procrastination is like masturbation, at first its fun but then you realize you're just fucking yourself.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dildozer
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          I heard that somewhere:

                                                                                                                                                                                          "Life is like a shit sandwitch. The ultimate goal is to acquire enough bread so you don't have to taste the shit."


                                                                                                                                                                                          "And I want to conquer the world. Give all the idiots a brand new religion." - Bad Religion

                                                                                                                                                                                          "The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older. Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Plans that neither come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines." - Pink Floyd
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • PeekHoles
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
                                                                                                                                                                                              procrastination is like masturbation, at first its fun but then you realize you're just fucking yourself.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Thats it I knew I was close

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • tree
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  ~ jim morrison ~

                                                                                                                                                                                                  A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  ~ jim morrison ~

                                                                                                                                                                                                  ~I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD... I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  ~ jim morrison ~

                                                                                                                                                                                                  ~I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between. I want the freedom to try everything.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  ~ jim morrison ~

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Dildozer
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Oh and:

                                                                                                                                                                                                      "War is peace.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Freedom is slavery.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ignorance is Strenght."

                                                                                                                                                                                                      - 1984

                                                                                                                                                                                                      And i saw that on a wall once:

                                                                                                                                                                                                      "Other than that how was the parade MsKennedy?"
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