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BRISK · 10-16-2004, 01:15 AM

An email from a site member:

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Hey, I want that video to be on my computer

That's it. That's the whole email. I assume they're asking for help on how to save it to their computer, but they don't really ask that. I guess I'm supposed to read their mind. Or maybe they just felt like telling me this useless fact. Either way, these people are so fucking stupid that they can't even construct a proper sentence that it baffles me that they can manage to even use a computer at all.

Coincidentally, these retarded emails (which I frequently get) always seem to come from AOL email addresses.

StuBradley · 10-16-2004, 01:57 AM

fucking morons.

klik · 10-16-2004, 02:02 AM

Please send me that video to my aol address so I can have it on my computer

cashrules · 10-16-2004, 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
An email from a site member:

That's it. That's the whole email. I assume they're asking for help on how to save it to their computer, but they don't really ask that. I guess I'm supposed to read their mind. Or maybe they just felt like telling me this useless fact. Either way, these people are so fucking stupid that they can't even construct a proper sentence that it baffles me that they can manage to even use a computer at all.

Coincidentally, these retarded emails (which I frequently get) always seem to come from AOL email addresses.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god, that made me laugh.

nofx · 10-16-2004, 02:04 AM

did you reply with anything?

hah, yea, AOL users are fucking retarded.

xenigo · 10-16-2004, 02:04 AM

What niche is the paysite he's a member on?

xclusive · 10-16-2004, 02:05 AM

Next time that shit happens send them a picture of ******* or goatse and tell them that is what you thought they wanted...

Drake · 10-16-2004, 02:06 AM

Vitasoy · 10-16-2004, 02:08 AM

I love these people cause these are the main peeps that buy memberships....

andrej_NDC · 10-16-2004, 02:08 AM

I get those emails too, stupid, but pretty short, mostly 1 stupid sentence.

Vitasoy · 10-16-2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
An email from a site member:

Hook them up with Gozilla, and let them leech the entire paysite area ;)

BRISK · 10-16-2004, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
did you reply with anything?

hah, yea, AOL users are fucking retarded.

He didn't ask a question, he made a statement. So I don't really have any reason to reply other than to say "Good for you!"

I've been getting these stupid emails every day for years, and it never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are. Instead of forming a proper question and then typing it out, they simply write whatever comes to their mind first. I suppose it made sense to them when they were thinking it, but it makes no sense to the person who reads it.

Babaganoosh · 10-16-2004, 02:15 AM

Proper reply: I'm sorry Mr. Ambiguity but I forgot to eat my psychic flakes this morning. Please tell me just what the fuck you're talking about.

Cypherpunk · 10-16-2004, 02:17 AM

I have been selling stuff online for years and often get emails saying "Did you get my money?" - They dont say what its for, who they are, how they sent it etc, fucking morons just expect me to know who they are over the 100 other people. The most stupid have to be the people who just put a cheque or postal order in an envelope and send it to you - no address and no note saying what the fuck the money is for!

BRISK · 10-16-2004, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by andrej_NDC
I get those emails too, stupid, but pretty short, mostly 1 stupid sentence.

It's true! They're always short sentences that are vague and don't make much sense. They put no effort into writing a proper email at all.

I get emails like:

Quote:

What's that girls name?

When the site they're talking about has over 200 videos of girls on it. Of course I'm supposed to know exactly what girl they're talking about.

The fact that these people have credit cards and are permitted to vote and probably have driver's licences is very disturbing to me.

BRISK · 10-16-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Proper reply: I'm sorry Mr. Ambiguity but I forgot to eat my psychic flakes this morning. Please tell me just what the fuck you're talking about.

kenny · 10-16-2004, 02:20 AM

I wanna be a triangle

regards,

[email protected]

BRISK · 10-16-2004, 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by Cypherpunk
I have been selling stuff online for years and often get emails saying "Did you get my money?" - They dont say what its for, who they are, how they sent it etc, fucking morons just expect me to know who they are over the 100 other people. The most stupid have to be the people who just put a cheque or postal order in an envelope and send it to you - no address and no note saying what the fuck the money is for!

I feel your pain.

People think they are the only person in the world and I'm supposed to know their EXACT situation by the little crumb of information they give me.

steve90 · 10-16-2004, 02:25 AM

so can i get that video or what its obvious you got my email

Babaganoosh · 10-16-2004, 02:28 AM

Try supporting AOL users when they purchase CGI scripts from you. That's a hoot. I shit you not, I got an email that yammered on about how the script doesn't work...blah blah blah. I told him I would happily FTP in to the server to see if I could fix it. He then proceeded to ask "What's a server? Can I get one from you?".

Turns out this idiot was trying to create a website on his desktop PC and planned to serve it using his dial-up. I asked for the URL to his site and he sent me something like C:\Documents and Settings\Joe Blow\My Documents\My Site\page.htm

I told him that there was no way that anyone could ever access that site except for him and he refused to believe me because he "could see it just fine and it loaded really fast."

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

kenny · 10-16-2004, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Try supporting AOL users when they purchase CGI scripts from you. That's a hoot. I shit you not, I got an email that yammered on about how the script doesn't work...blah blah blah. I told him I would happily FTP in to the server to see if I could fix it. He then proceeded to ask "What's a server? Can I get one from you?".

Turns out this idiot was trying to create a website on his desktop PC and planned to serve it using his dial-up. I asked for the URL to his site and he sent me something like C:\Documents and Settings\admin\My Documents\My Site\page.htm

I told him that there was no way that anyone could ever access that site except for him and he refused to believe me because he "could see it just fine and it loaded really fast."

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Your script didn't work bottom line.

C:\Documents and Settings\kenny\My Documents\My Site\porn.htm

Looks everything works on that site except your perl script

BRISK · 10-16-2004, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Try supporting AOL users when they purchase CGI scripts from you. That's a hoot. I shit you not, I got an email that yammered on about how the script doesn't work...blah blah blah. I told him I would happily FTP in to the server to see if I could fix it. He then proceeded to ask "What's a server? Can I get one from you?".

Turns out this idiot was trying to create a website on his desktop PC and planned to serve it using his dial-up. I asked for the URL to his site and he sent me something like C:\Documents and Settings\Joe Blow\My Documents\My Site\page.htm

I told him that there was no way that anyone could ever access that site except for him and he refused to believe me because he "could see it just fine and it loaded really fast."

I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Sweet mother of Jesus that's bad.

Sometimes I think evolution is actually going backwards.

Babaganoosh · 10-16-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
Your script didn't work bottom line.

C:\Documents and Settings\kenny\My Documents\My Site\porn.htm

Looks everything works on that site except your perl script

Haha, don't make me slap you.

BRISK · 10-16-2004, 02:34 AM

"what's a server?"

Manowar · 10-16-2004, 02:55 AM

cashrules · 10-16-2004, 04:01 AM

I'm about to drive home, and i thought i'd check here real quick while i was waiting for people to get ready.

i'm seriously in tears, stupid people are so awsome.

whats the girls name

whats the girls name

hey i want it on my computer

whats a server

it's really fast

k i'm done

kenny · 10-16-2004, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Haha, don't make me slap you.

Whatever you say

Mr. "I sell broken scripts and blame it on the lack of somekind of Imaginary server thing" Guy

Regards,

[email protected]

robfantasy · 10-16-2004, 04:27 AM

the amount of stupid people > the amount of smart people = america

strobi · 10-16-2004, 04:40 AM

10-16-2004, 01:57 AM	#2
StuBradley Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,625	fucking morons. __________________ 51-566-514

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Cypherpunk Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 812	I have been selling stuff online for years and often get emails saying "Did you get my money?" - They dont say what its for, who they are, how they sent it etc, fucking morons just expect me to know who they are over the 100 other people. The most stupid have to be the people who just put a cheque or postal order in an envelope and send it to you - no address and no note saying what the fuck the money is for! __________________ ICQ 83965113 Skype: devilishproductions

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Try supporting AOL users when they purchase CGI scripts from you. That's a hoot. I shit you not, I got an email that yammered on about how the script doesn't work...blah blah blah. I told him I would happily FTP in to the server to see if I could fix it. He then proceeded to ask "What's a server? Can I get one from you?". Turns out this idiot was trying to create a website on his desktop PC and planned to serve it using his dial-up. I asked for the URL to his site and he sent me something like C:\Documents and Settings\Joe Blow\My Documents\My Site\page.htm I told him that there was no way that anyone could ever access that site except for him and he refused to believe me because he "could see it just fine and it loaded really fast." I almost fell out of my chair laughing. __________________ I like pie.

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