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4Pics · 10-14-2004, 01:22 PM

Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their
days interesting... Here's what one guy has to say.
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five
minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I suggested he was fatherless. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner, and this one had a
"Bush-Cheney" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at our age.

johnbosh · 10-14-2004, 01:23 PM

haha tahts too funny lol

DatingGold · 10-14-2004, 01:25 PM

Froey Twe · 10-14-2004, 01:25 PM

REDNECK VASECTOMY
>
>
> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
> decided that was enough, as they could not afford
> a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
> and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
> have any more children.
>
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
> a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
> expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor,
> "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
> (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can,
> then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
>
> The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
> tool in the shed, but I don' t see how putting a cherry bomb
> in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
>
> "Trust me," said the doctor.
>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
> He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
>
> "1"
>
>
>
> "2"
>
>
>
> "3"
>
>
>
> "4"
>
>
>
> "5"
>
>
>
> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
> his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
>
> This procedure also works in Tennessee, Georgia, Arkansas,Louisiana,
> Mississippi, West Virginia and Virginia

axelcat · 10-14-2004, 01:25 PM

smack · 10-14-2004, 01:26 PM

Boobmaster said something usefull the other day.

Manowar · 10-14-2004, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4Pics
Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their
days interesting... Here's what one guy has to say.
I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five
minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I suggested he was fatherless. He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner, and this one had a
"Bush-Cheney" bumper sticker on it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at our age.

10-14-2004, 01:22 PM	#1
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	Post a new Joke you've read... Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their days interesting... Here's what one guy has to say. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I suggested he was fatherless. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner, and this one had a "Bush-Cheney" bumper sticker on it. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.

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10-14-2004, 01:26 PM	#6
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10-14-2004, 01:23 PM	#2
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10-14-2004, 01:25 PM	#4
Froey Twe Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,297	REDNECK VASECTOMY > > > After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple > decided that was enough, as they could not afford > a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian > and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to > have any more children. > > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called > a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was > expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, > "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," > (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, > then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." > > The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest > tool in the shed, but I don' t see how putting a cherry bomb > in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." > > "Trust me," said the doctor. > > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. > He held the can up to his ear and began to count: > > "1" > > > > "2" > > > > "3" > > > > "4" > > > > "5" > > > > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between > his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. > > This procedure also works in Tennessee, Georgia, Arkansas,Louisiana, > Mississippi, West Virginia and Virginia

10-14-2004, 01:25 PM	#5
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