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  • 4Pics
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 7952
    #1

    Post a new Joke you've read...

    Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their
    days interesting... Here's what one guy has to say.
    I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five
    minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
    went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
    break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I suggested he was fatherless. He glared at me and started writing
    another ticket for having worn tires.

    So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it
    on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
    tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner, and this one had a
    "Bush-Cheney" bumper sticker on it.

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

    It's important at our age.
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    • johnbosh
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 8965
      #2
      haha tahts too funny lol

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        • DatingGold
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          • Feb 2003
          • 13185
          #3
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            • Froey Twe
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 1297
              #4
              REDNECK VASECTOMY
              >
              >
              > After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
              > decided that was enough, as they could not afford
              > a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
              > and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
              > have any more children.
              >
              > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
              > a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
              > expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor,
              > "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
              > (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can,
              > then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
              >
              > The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
              > tool in the shed, but I don' t see how putting a cherry bomb
              > in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
              >
              > "Trust me," said the doctor.
              >
              > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
              > He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
              >
              > "1"
              >
              >
              >
              > "2"
              >
              >
              >
              > "3"
              >
              >
              >
              > "4"
              >
              >
              >
              > "5"
              >
              >
              >
              > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
              > his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
              >
              > This procedure also works in Tennessee, Georgia, Arkansas,Louisiana,
              > Mississippi, West Virginia and Virginia

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                • axelcat
                  Adult Locals
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 25450
                  #5

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                    • smack
                      Push Porn Like Weight.
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 10652
                      #6
                      Boobmaster said something usefull the other day.
                      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528
                          #7
                          Originally posted by 4Pics
                          Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their
                          days interesting... Here's what one guy has to say.
                          I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five
                          minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I
                          went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a
                          break?"

                          He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

                          I suggested he was fatherless. He glared at me and started writing
                          another ticket for having worn tires.

                          So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it
                          on the windshield with the first.

                          Then he started writing a third ticket.

                          This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
                          tickets he wrote.

                          I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner, and this one had a
                          "Bush-Cheney" bumper sticker on it.

                          I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

                          It's important at our age.

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