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CDSmith · 08-17-2001, 06:29 AM

Single-handedly I work here daily, as a full time webmaster. Does this sound familiar to some of you?...

I hand submit 3 galleries per day to 500 tgp's, plus I make 2 new free sites per day, I do a photoshoot with at least one new model and get 300 new pics from that, which I then build new galleries from, plus I update 30+ webasites, plus I water the lawn, weed the flower beds, walk my dog, go out for drinks with friends, phone my mom, cook my dinner, watch tv, screw my woman, sleep for 8 full hours, and then before I get up and do it all again, I cheat death twice before breakfast.

What I'm really getting at is, how do some of us find time for a life with all this submitting, building, promoting, and resubmitting???? (and that's only the half of it for some of us)
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Theo · 08-17-2001, 06:40 AM

" hand submit 3 galleries per day to 500 tgp's, plus I make 2 new free sites per day"

i did it once for 1 gallery and i ended up on hospital

Thricedead · 08-17-2001, 08:03 AM

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Single-handedly I work here daily, as a full time webmaster. Does this sound familiar to some of you?...
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Warphead · 08-17-2001, 11:38 PM

CD, you forgot the time wasted reading and replying on GFY!

Enchantress · 08-18-2001, 12:02 AM

If I had a clone I would have sex with it. It would be kind of like masturbation but better, and then I'd really know what I was like in bed.

Enchantress

PersianKitty · 08-18-2001, 12:07 AM

Find time for a life?

(thinking way way way way back) Oh yeah.. I had one of those....

once.

CDSmith · 08-18-2001, 02:28 AM

PK, ahem.... you single?

I've finally come to the conclusion that the only whay I'll be able to regain any semblance of "a life" is to meet a woman that also has no life,
that way our two "no lives" will cancel each other out and make one "exciting life".... sound good?

As in "two wrongs make a wife"

The other question that popped into mind is, is it legally binding if you get married in a 6-way icq live group-chat? (groom, bride, minister, and 3 witnesses). We could honeymoon at yahoo adult chat, take a liesurely cruise over at netpond, and go live on the air upon our return at PLR radio.

Yes, I think I need more sleep.
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PersianKitty · 08-18-2001, 02:52 AM

Yes, single..er divorced (and paying through the nose for about 18 more months to a lazy, goodfornothing freeloader of an ex). Never.. ever.... ever... get married without a prenupt.

Some days I don't know how I manage to keep up with it all online (almost 6 years now) and deal with my two teenage boys and life in general. Summer is especially challenging with them home from school.

As for a man around... I've pretty much given up. All the ones I've taken an interest in seem to get way too comfortable with my bank account. I need to find someone who's secure and got his own money in bank. Most of them are either taken.. or... hiding.

CDSmith · 08-18-2001, 03:24 AM

I definitely hear you on this.

Seems the only easy way anyone finds me these days is to find me here

I can't believe some judge actually made you pay that freeloading ex, un-real! Well, I guess it's money well-spent, it sounds like you're better off without him around, and it sounds like you've made quite a life for you and your boys.

I definitely can't say that I'm rich or well-off yet, but I CAN say that I make more now than I ever did working at my former hospital job. I do miss looking after the patients though, the job satisfaction there was very high most times.

Now I just work at home online, spend lots of time with my dog, work lots, maintain my rental property, work from home online lots, and fit some sleep in here and there. Did I mention I work online a fair bit?

I guess I just want to put in the time & effort now, so down the road I can step back a bit and afford to take some time away and relax. Maybe hire someone I trust, so they can keep things going while I go see the world or something. Nice to have someone to do that with though. In my younger days I had no problem whatsoever getting in my car and driving 300 or 400 miles to party with friends, but taking trips alone has become less than desirable in my older age (I'm a whopping 38)

Agreed about the prenup, no one should blame you one bit if you want to protect that website of yours and the income it brings you. Most people have no idea of the time and effort that has to go in to such a project, and to make it as successful as you have is, well, staggering to those of us that do know.
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PersianKitty · 08-18-2001, 03:41 AM

My problem is I've always been a workaholic, but in my previous line of work (accounting) I could always leave work at work. It's more difficult to leave when you walk by 'the office' every time you walk across the house.
The workaholic mentality that got me here can sometimes prove to be a downfall. Although it's going on 6 years, the site is still my baby. I had wanted to take an Alaskan cruise/tour this summer with my kids but when I found it meant at least a week with no net access or at best 9600 baud on a satellite phone, I bagged it. Maybe next summer.

That's the other problem with this line of work.. it's too damned portable. There's good and bad in that. The only day off I ever had was when I had pc problems for a 30 hour period (prior to the days of having a spare pc and a laptop). Once back online I had to deal with tons of email from irate visitors wanting to know where their Friday night update was. The vacations we've taken, I've ended up working in the wee hours (like now) just to have the free time during the daytime to spend with my boys. Leaves little time for sleep.

I used to be one for the long Sunday drives, but now to plan that means I work until 4 or 5 am then sleep two hours and then deal with driving the entire day.

It's tough in a world of 8 to 5'ers - 5 days a week, to get people to realize that where they have a weekend to kick back and relax, I'm shuffling work in order to kick back with them. LoL.. I dropped the guy quick that called me at 6 am on a Saturday morning ready to head to the beach (and mad at me that I wasn't ready to roll) after he'd been falling asleep at 9 pm the night before and I'd been sitting at the pc until 4 am just so that I could have the afternoon free to be with him (after what I'd hoped would be 4 or 5 hours sleep).

Geeezzz where are all the tall, handsome, well-off, self-employed, nightowls when you need them?

Theo · 08-18-2001, 07:31 AM

the last time i stayed off from my system was about for 3 days and it was like trying to stop using drugs (although i dont use). Even when i went to army for my duties for a year i had almost every day access. The whole situation looks funny, but it's not that much. When it comes for holidays I always recall also the magic words: next summer. Damn, again 11 months left to see if this time will happen

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 08-18-2001).]

Squishy · 08-18-2001, 01:39 PM

PersianKitty, I am tall, handsome, and will probably be well off if you'll just post a few of my galleries...

CDSmith · 08-18-2001, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty:
Geeezzz where are all the tall, handsome, well-off, self-employed, nightowls when you need them?

Well, 4 out of 5 ain't bad, right?

PK --
I always wonder about other guys, and how utterly short-sited and stupid they can be, not to mention totally self-serving. That guy should have understood that you have a business to run, and his little beach-run can be put on hold until such time as you feel comfortable to go. Dipshitz like that seem to only see what THEY want as important, and they will likely never put you and your needs first, ever. Believe me when I tell you there are a lot of women out there that are like that too. OY

So, I guess the consensus here is that once that Italian dude perfects the cloning thing, us webmasters will be the first in line? Heh heh, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. To hell with the scripts, we'll all be running "clone sites" in a few years, our clones will be trading hits with each other's clones, and we will all be on the beach or at "never-ending-Internext" (AKA-- "Inter-always") LOL

Take care, and get some good sleep tonight, you deserve it.
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Xanobyte · 08-18-2001, 08:17 PM

I don't need a clone... I only have one Captains chair. But I could sure use about 14 more arms and keyboards!

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Jer · 08-18-2001, 09:04 PM

I had a week trip to the south in July. My notebook battery was broken, I tried to buy another one day before the trip but I couldn't find the fucking thing.

I traveled with my girlfriend, so I said "fuck it!". 1 week without internet. I saw 2 places with net access there and heard about another, but no no no. That was a dream. When I was back just had to get some hundreds emails, answer some dozens of them, check my sites (thanks god no bugs or server crashes this time) and work.
But what a great week. It was hard, but it was gooooood. We both loved our trip.

I don't need a clone. Just a webslave, hehe.

Jer

kush · 08-18-2001, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty:
As for a man around... I've pretty much given up. All the ones I've taken an interest in seem to get way too comfortable with my bank account. I need to find someone who's secure and got his own money in bank. Most of them are either taken.. or... hiding.

Dont give up so easily

Good things happen to good people in the end, ALWAYS. As for needing a clone, hehe, why not just get yourself some help? You know what you can handle, or can't handle, or what's worth or not worth it. Like I suggested to Blondy, do what ultimately makes you happy

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Trax · 08-19-2001, 12:20 AM

a clone would be very usefull... but a 2nd dick wouldn´t be bad too

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Exxxotica · 08-19-2001, 01:06 PM

I like to wear clone to attract da ladies.

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Rip · 08-19-2001, 04:10 PM

I need a good motivational speaker or something

I find that i spend too much time putting out fires and accomplishing, sometimes very little. What it amounts to is, less productive time, and more unproductive time.

So I spend 6 hours of time screwing around with little problems and making very little in the way of html or productivity and about 2 hours of good productive time, the rest of the time is well even worse than screwing around... add to that the fact I do not peruse the boards as much, and well...

anyway September is going to be different (so I tell myself)

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08-17-2001, 06:29 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I need a clone....do you need a clone? Single-handedly I work here daily, as a full time webmaster. Does this sound familiar to some of you?... I hand submit 3 galleries per day to 500 tgp's, plus I make 2 new free sites per day, I do a photoshoot with at least one new model and get 300 new pics from that, which I then build new galleries from, plus I update 30+ webasites, plus I water the lawn, weed the flower beds, walk my dog, go out for drinks with friends, phone my mom, cook my dinner, watch tv, screw my woman, sleep for 8 full hours, and then before I get up and do it all again, I cheat death twice before breakfast. What I'm really getting at is, how do some of us find time for a life with all this submitting, building, promoting, and resubmitting???? (and that's only the half of it for some of us) <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's?

08-18-2001, 02:28 AM	#7
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	PK, ahem.... you single? I've finally come to the conclusion that the only whay I'll be able to regain any semblance of "a life" is to meet a woman that also has no life, that way our two "no lives" will cancel each other out and make one "exciting life".... sound good? As in "two wrongs make a wife" The other question that popped into mind is, is it legally binding if you get married in a 6-way icq live group-chat? (groom, bride, minister, and 3 witnesses). We could honeymoon at yahoo adult chat, take a liesurely cruise over at netpond, and go live on the air upon our return at PLR radio. Yes, I think I need more sleep. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's?

08-18-2001, 03:24 AM	#9
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I definitely hear you on this. Seems the only easy way anyone finds me these days is to find me here I can't believe some judge actually made you pay that freeloading ex, un-real! Well, I guess it's money well-spent, it sounds like you're better off without him around, and it sounds like you've made quite a life for you and your boys. I definitely can't say that I'm rich or well-off yet, but I CAN say that I make more now than I ever did working at my former hospital job. I do miss looking after the patients though, the job satisfaction there was very high most times. Now I just work at home online, spend lots of time with my dog, work lots, maintain my rental property, work from home online lots, and fit some sleep in here and there. Did I mention I work online a fair bit? I guess I just want to put in the time & effort now, so down the road I can step back a bit and afford to take some time away and relax. Maybe hire someone I trust, so they can keep things going while I go see the world or something. Nice to have someone to do that with though. In my younger days I had no problem whatsoever getting in my car and driving 300 or 400 miles to party with friends, but taking trips alone has become less than desirable in my older age (I'm a whopping 38) Agreed about the prenup, no one should blame you one bit if you want to protect that website of yours and the income it brings you. Most people have no idea of the time and effort that has to go in to such a project, and to make it as successful as you have is, well, staggering to those of us that do know. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> * <a href="http://www.topbucks.com/affiliate/clickthru.cgi?id=1448" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> $40/signup, $50/recur, 65% partnerships</font></a> + free content, free daily galleries! * <a href="http://www.stiffycash.com/?referer=cdsmith" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFCCFF">Make $35 per $1.95 Trial!!</font></a> +Free content! Is that a stiffy or a wad of 50's?

08-17-2001, 06:40 AM	#2
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	" hand submit 3 galleries per day to 500 tgp's, plus I make 2 new free sites per day" i did it once for 1 gallery and i ended up on hospital

08-17-2001, 08:03 AM	#3
Thricedead Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: hereabouts Posts: 211	----------- Single-handedly I work here daily, as a full time webmaster. Does this sound familiar to some of you?... ------------ I'm lucky .. I'm ambidextrous ------------------ I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy

08-17-2001, 11:38 PM	#4
Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	CD, you forgot the time wasted reading and replying on GFY!

08-18-2001, 12:02 AM	#5
Enchantress Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wa. U.S.A Posts: 121	If I had a clone I would have sex with it. It would be kind of like masturbation but better, and then I'd really know what I was like in bed. Enchantress

08-18-2001, 12:07 AM	#6
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Find time for a life? (thinking way way way way back) Oh yeah.. I had one of those.... once.

08-18-2001, 02:52 AM	#8
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Yes, single..er divorced (and paying through the nose for about 18 more months to a lazy, goodfornothing freeloader of an ex). Never.. ever.... ever... get married without a prenupt. Some days I don't know how I manage to keep up with it all online (almost 6 years now) and deal with my two teenage boys and life in general. Summer is especially challenging with them home from school. As for a man around... I've pretty much given up. All the ones I've taken an interest in seem to get way too comfortable with my bank account. I need to find someone who's secure and got his own money in bank. Most of them are either taken.. or... hiding.

08-18-2001, 03:41 AM	#10
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	My problem is I've always been a workaholic, but in my previous line of work (accounting) I could always leave work at work. It's more difficult to leave when you walk by 'the office' every time you walk across the house. The workaholic mentality that got me here can sometimes prove to be a downfall. Although it's going on 6 years, the site is still my baby. I had wanted to take an Alaskan cruise/tour this summer with my kids but when I found it meant at least a week with no net access or at best 9600 baud on a satellite phone, I bagged it. Maybe next summer. That's the other problem with this line of work.. it's too damned portable. There's good and bad in that. The only day off I ever had was when I had pc problems for a 30 hour period (prior to the days of having a spare pc and a laptop). Once back online I had to deal with tons of email from irate visitors wanting to know where their Friday night update was. The vacations we've taken, I've ended up working in the wee hours (like now) just to have the free time during the daytime to spend with my boys. Leaves little time for sleep. I used to be one for the long Sunday drives, but now to plan that means I work until 4 or 5 am then sleep two hours and then deal with driving the entire day. It's tough in a world of 8 to 5'ers - 5 days a week, to get people to realize that where they have a weekend to kick back and relax, I'm shuffling work in order to kick back with them. LoL.. I dropped the guy quick that called me at 6 am on a Saturday morning ready to head to the beach (and mad at me that I wasn't ready to roll) after he'd been falling asleep at 9 pm the night before and I'd been sitting at the pc until 4 am just so that I could have the afternoon free to be with him (after what I'd hoped would be 4 or 5 hours sleep). Geeezzz where are all the tall, handsome, well-off, self-employed, nightowls when you need them?

08-18-2001, 07:31 AM	#11
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	the last time i stayed off from my system was about for 3 days and it was like trying to stop using drugs (although i dont use). Even when i went to army for my duties for a year i had almost every day access. The whole situation looks funny, but it's not that much. When it comes for holidays I always recall also the magic words: next summer. Damn, again 11 months left to see if this time will happen [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 08-18-2001).]

08-18-2001, 01:39 PM	#12
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	PersianKitty, I am tall, handsome, and will probably be well off if you'll just post a few of my galleries...

08-18-2001, 08:17 PM	#14
Xanobyte So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 328	I don't need a clone... I only have one Captains chair. But I could sure use about 14 more arms and keyboards! ------------------ I wanna be a porn webmaster when I grow up!

08-18-2001, 09:04 PM	#15
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I had a week trip to the south in July. My notebook battery was broken, I tried to buy another one day before the trip but I couldn't find the fucking thing. I traveled with my girlfriend, so I said "fuck it!". 1 week without internet. I saw 2 places with net access there and heard about another, but no no no. That was a dream. When I was back just had to get some hundreds emails, answer some dozens of them, check my sites (thanks god no bugs or server crashes this time) and work. But what a great week. It was hard, but it was gooooood. We both loved our trip. I don't need a clone. Just a webslave, hehe. Jer

08-19-2001, 12:20 AM	#17
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	a clone would be very usefull... but a 2nd dick wouldn´t be bad too --------- Trax

08-19-2001, 01:06 PM	#18
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	I like to wear clone to attract da ladies. ------------------ -------------------- Official Boneprone Family Member There is more to life than traffic stats and conversion ratios...do somthing good. Amnesty International An annual membership cost less than 1 signup

08-19-2001, 04:10 PM	#19
Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	I need a good motivational speaker or something I find that i spend too much time putting out fires and accomplishing, sometimes very little. What it amounts to is, less productive time, and more unproductive time. So I spend 6 hours of time screwing around with little problems and making very little in the way of html or productivity and about 2 hours of good productive time, the rest of the time is well even worse than screwing around... add to that the fact I do not peruse the boards as much, and well... anyway September is going to be different (so I tell myself) ------------------ Make dirty money from your surfers Dirty Gold Jack Thumbs TGP Search Engine Driven TGP - Pages LISTED INSTANTLY