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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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