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Loryn · 10-13-2004, 10:56 AM

I thought these were pretty funny. I have seem a couple of them before, but I thought I would share them with ya'll anyway!!!

Have a great day!!!

Oh and BTW, I love my job!!!

WPProphet · 10-13-2004, 10:58 AM

yes, ive seen those before but they still make me laugh. Thanks for putting things back in perspective.

Ice · 10-13-2004, 10:58 AM

polish_aristocrat · 10-13-2004, 10:59 AM

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I'd hit it

fris · 10-13-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I thought these were pretty funny. I have seem a couple of them before, but I thought I would share them with ya'll anyway!!!

Have a great day!!!

Oh and BTW, I love my job!!!

me too, btw your emails are going through now

i fixed my server. any idea when payments are going to go through for last months ?

MR2raymond · 10-13-2004, 11:00 AM

nice ones

sherie · 10-13-2004, 11:01 AM

LMFAO the dude that is squished in his chair is the funniest!! HAHA!

Manowar · 10-13-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

holy crap

Loryn · 10-13-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by fris
me too, btw your emails are going through now i fixed my server. any idea when payments are going to go through for last months ?

Today!!!

fris · 10-13-2004, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Today!!!

thanks doll

Loryn · 10-13-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Manowar
holy crap

That picture makes my feet tingle!!!

SleazeQueen · 10-13-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Isn't that the radio antenna tower on top of WTC? I don't think that' job's available anymore.

CDSmith · 10-13-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Althouth those two workmen must have balls of steel,

I'd say Vincent the NYTimes photographer,
being higher up the tower to take that shot,
has balls of ti-fucking-tanium.

Loryn · 10-13-2004, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Althouth those two workmen must have balls of steel,

I'd say Vincent the NYTimes photographer,
being higher up the tower to take that shot,
has balls of ti-fucking-tanium.

Once again, you're good!!!

JUSTB · 10-13-2004, 11:17 AM

Here's a funny email I got the other day that goes along with the job loving

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail To his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha=

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a pretty good plan, and I've used it several times with no com-plaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told

me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

Lucy · 10-13-2004, 11:19 AM

Thank's for sharing Loryn, those are good ones

FiReC · 10-13-2004, 11:21 AM

haha those are funny, accept for that building pic, i get sshhweaty palms just looking at the pic

WiredGuy · 10-13-2004, 11:21 AM

Oh my god

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JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	Here's a funny email I got the other day that goes along with the job loving This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail To his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha= Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a pretty good plan, and I've used it several times with no com-plaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

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