Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 10-12-2004, 05:35 AM

Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo

Two teenage US soldiers have been arrested for having sex in front of tourists at the Alamo.

The 19-year-old man and 18-year-old woman were naked from the waist down when tourists spotted them.

The couple are based with a medical batallion nearby to the historic Texas fort, reports WOAI news.

Several visitors reported seeing the soldiers and reported them to police who charged them with public lewdness.

"This is sacred ground," Alamo director David Stewart told WOAI. "It's kind of like doing it in a church."

The Alamo, in the heart of downtown San Antonio, is the most popular tourist attraction in Texas.

WOAI says it often attracts attention seekers because of its status as an American icon.

Ozzy Osbourne was banned from San Antonio for 20 years for urinating on the Cenotaph in front of the fort.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1136249.html

Evil Chris · 10-12-2004, 05:37 AM

nice! Where are the pictures?

I didn't know Easton was in the army.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-12-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

Ozzy Osbourne was banned from San Antonio for 20 years for urinating on the Cenotaph in front of the fort.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1136249.html

he i never knew that

Grammar Police · 10-12-2004, 10:44 AM

Who cares? Try posting something relevant and interesting. Are you that desperate to raise your post count?

vivalaspam · 10-12-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Who cares? Try posting something relevant and interesting. Are you that desperate to raise your post count?

Is this the pot calling the kettle black?
You own yourself everytime you make a post, and don't even realize it.

IDIOT!

Grammar Police · 10-12-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by vivalaspam
Is this the pot calling the kettle black?
You own yourself everytime you make a post, and don't even realize it.

IDIOT!

I have never been "owned." I also don't intend to contribute anything.

Ironhorse · 10-12-2004, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Who cares? Try posting something relevant and interesting. Are you that desperate to raise your post count?

Damn, you're grumpy today..

vivalaspam · 10-12-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
I have never been "owned."

Really?

Correcting peoples grammar and spelling mistakes, with a reply that is grammatically incorrect is not being owned?

Does your momma know that you are out of the basement?

Grammar Police · 10-12-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
Damn, you're grumpy today..

Where have you been? I'm always grumpy. I get tired of tubby little twats copying and pasting news on GFY like we care. If they're that desperate to raise their post count, they should just resort to posting smileys like everyone else does.

Grammar Police · 10-12-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by vivalaspam
Really?

Correcting peoples grammar and spelling mistakes, with a reply that is grammatically incorrect is not being owned?

Does your momma know that you are out of the basement?

Show me an example, dumbass.

vivalaspam · 10-12-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
Where have you been? I'm always grumpy. I get tired of tubby little twats copying and pasting news on GFY like we care. If they're that desperate to raise their post count, they should just resort to posting smileys like everyone else does.

Oh, and what you are doing is not inflating your post count.

Not only are you a moron, but your also a hypocrite. It is a message board. Who gives a fuck what they post or how they spell it, when they post it.
Looks to me as though you don't have enough to do to keep you busy and you need your post count inflated.

Grammar Police · 10-12-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by vivalaspam
Who gives a fuck what they post or how they spell it, when they post it.

I do, dumbass.

Basic_man · 10-12-2004, 11:55 AM

rofl, damn dumbass!

Chichio · 10-12-2004, 11:57 AM

Well at least they went for it. Gotta give'em that. Maybe they'll have to pay a fine or whatever but they'll look back at it as having a very fun time.

10-12-2004, 05:35 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo Two teenage US soldiers have been arrested for having sex in front of tourists at the Alamo. The 19-year-old man and 18-year-old woman were naked from the waist down when tourists spotted them. The couple are based with a medical batallion nearby to the historic Texas fort, reports WOAI news. Several visitors reported seeing the soldiers and reported them to police who charged them with public lewdness. "This is sacred ground," Alamo director David Stewart told WOAI. "It's kind of like doing it in a church." The Alamo, in the heart of downtown San Antonio, is the most popular tourist attraction in Texas. WOAI says it often attracts attention seekers because of its status as an American icon. Ozzy Osbourne was banned from San Antonio for 20 years for urinating on the Cenotaph in front of the fort. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1136249.html

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10-12-2004, 10:44 AM	#4
Grammar Police So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 727	Who cares? Try posting something relevant and interesting. Are you that desperate to raise your post count?