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Jakke PNG 10-11-2004 07:11 AM

50 pagans

pimplink 10-11-2004 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I know I am. But I don't believe in god, so I'm going to hell.
Yep, and burning that you will be! :winkwink:

nekrom 10-11-2004 07:14 AM

SATANISM. Keeping Christianity in business since 0033.

Remember EVIL is Live backwords, so enjoy life.

pimplink 10-11-2004 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by nekrom
SATANISM. Keeping Christianity in business since 0033.
Hahahahaha!

Jakke PNG 10-11-2004 07:16 AM

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-- Mahatma Gandhi

boobmaster 10-11-2004 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What if I 'find' god in my sickbed just before my death.
See you in heaven fucktard, I'm off to enjoy my life.

God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ... everything you've ever seen .. everything you've ever done. He knows your every thought. He knows if you are pure, or if you are evil. You can't hide from him. If you love your life, you will lose it. The day of judgment is coming.

Jakke PNG 10-11-2004 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ... everything you've ever seen .. everything you've ever done. He knows your every thought. He knows if you are pure, or if you are evil. You can't hide from him. If you love your life, you will lose it. The day of judgment is coming.
How do you know that? Had a discussion with him? Maybe you shouldn't skip your medication.

boobmaster 10-11-2004 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Hahahahaha!
Keep laughing. It will all come back on you one day

quiet 10-11-2004 07:22 AM

fire and brimstone. fire and brimstone!!

:1orglaugh

boobmaster 10-11-2004 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
How do you know that? Had a discussion with him? Maybe you shouldn't skip your medication.
The bible says we are going to get new, indestructable bodies in the afterlife. ALL OF US. Your body will have very sensitive nerves which can feel pain. When you're roasting in Hell, your will feel that horrid burning sensation but your body won't be destroyed. You'll just keep feeling and feeling and feeling ..... throughtout eternity. You'll BEG for water, but noone will give you any.

Enjoy your remaining years on earth, lardass.

boobmaster 10-11-2004 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
fire and brimstone. fire and brimstone!!

:1orglaugh

Don't tell me you weren't afraid when you were in the hospital.

quiet 10-11-2004 07:30 AM

i immediately converted to Judaism

:glugglug

Jakke PNG 10-11-2004 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Enjoy your remaining years on earth, lardass.
You make me sad. Again, what does my lardyness have to do with anything. Post YOUR picture, and be prepared for verbal abusement, so you can cry "I'm so sick and tired of you people. I'll sue you! I'm thru with these threads! I'm thru with this nickname".

Lying sack of shit.

You think you're *pure*, yet you have contempt in your heart, and obviously the lack of love towards your fellow man.. yet, you think you'll be admitted in heaven?

You'll burn like the rest of us nonbelievers. I can't wait to see your burning flesh next to me.
Your hell will be me laughing at you for all eternity.

boobmaster 10-11-2004 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
You make me sad. Again, what does my lardyness have to do with anything. Post YOUR picture, and be prepared for verbal abusement, so you can cry "I'm so sick and tired of you people. I'll sue you! I'm thru with these threads! I'm thru with this nickname".

Lying sack of shit.

You think you're *pure*, yet you have contempt in your heart, and obviously the lack of love towards your fellow man.. yet, you think you'll be admitted in heaven?

You'll burn like the rest of us nonbelievers. I can't wait to see your burning flesh next to me.
Your hell will be me laughing at you for all eternity.

I do love you.

Jakke PNG 10-11-2004 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
I do love you.
As I said earlier.
Lying sack of shit.

boobmaster 10-11-2004 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
i immediately converted to Judaism

:glugglug

That won't save you either. And I doubt God considers this a laughing matter. People have died from what you had. Next time you might not be so lucky. Your money won't buy you salvation.

boobmaster 10-11-2004 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
As I said earlier.
Lying sack of shit.

How do you know I'm lying. I don't hate anyone. I love all people

LadyMischief 10-11-2004 07:58 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
Fuck off, bitch!
When are you going to come up with something GOOD? C'mon, something that stings a little at least. Fucking tryhard.

LadyMischief 10-11-2004 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ... everything you've ever seen .. everything you've ever done. He knows your every thought. He knows if you are pure, or if you are evil. You can't hide from him. If you love your life, you will lose it. The day of judgment is coming.
And he knows you're a sinner, pornographer, adulterer, etc etc.

LadyMischief 10-11-2004 08:00 AM

Oh and for the record, I'm pagan (wiccan) and proud of it.

Jakke PNG 10-11-2004 08:01 AM

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Originally posted by boobmaster
How do you know I'm lying. I don't hate anyone. I love all people
God knows. You show nothing but contempt on the board. God knows your heart. He knows everything about you ...

Rob 10-11-2004 08:01 AM

Scientology. :thumbsup

boobmaster 10-11-2004 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
And he knows you're a sinner, pornographer, adulterer, etc etc.
I have NEVER slept with a married woman

boobmaster 10-11-2004 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
Oh and for the record, I'm pagan (wiccan) and proud of it.
I know you are. But that's a Satanic religion.

Vitasoy 10-11-2004 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
Paganism

Here's some pretty hot valkyrja's :glugglug
http://home.swipnet.se/lindner/images/valkyries.jpg


I wouldn't mind being that religion.


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